hello vonnie
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bliss lane
$LAYYYTER
if i look back, i am lost
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
RMH
Interview Vampire Daily
Origami Around
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Monterey Bay Aquarium
shark vs the universe
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d e v o n
Keni
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TMBGareOK. The Official They Might Be Giants tumblr
tannertan36
almost home
Game Changer & Make Some Noise
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@grave-robberies
Just watched as a customer proceeded to line their items up on the conveyor belt for checkout. The light on the other side was out indicating the register was/is closed. Are people stupid or just hopeful someone will come by and be a cashier?
So like, I just woke up right? And it’s 8:45 ish in the morning. And I stay in bed all this time until I see that it’s 10-10:15 on my clock, and get up to get ready. And then when I see on my clock that it should say 10:28 it actually says 9:28. And I asked my mom what time it is, and she’s like “it’s 9:28, are you okay?” And i’m just so confused because I swear to God it was just 10. Like I don’t know if I fucked up reading the time or the time was just wrong on my phone.
I feel like I was just in the twilight zone or something, living an hour ahead temporarily.
hi everyone. do yourself a favour and go create a beautiful horse for me
What if I is horse?
Got asked the big question of “do you work here” while in uniform with my name tag on my hat. So boy, do I wonder, am I just in uniform for funsies? Do I think it’s Halloween? Have I clearly just stolen this work uniform? Like what is going through your mind? Do I fucking work here? Yeah, man! Obviously.
How to get fired really quick:
A scale from least outrageous to super outrageous according to my coworker (who’s either like in his mid-late 20’s or somehow 30)
Least outrageous: Skip one day of work
Most outrageous: Sucker-punch your boss
Apparently he’s like 32 but he looks like way younger?? How??
Poem about someone I know who I keep referring to as a whispering maiden in my mind. When he is definitely not a maiden.
Short story using the prompt: “And that was when she knew” as the last sentence or merged into the last sentence. The pronoun can be changed.
For years upon year, the house stood covered in dust and mold. It creaked with every step we took, into the house and down to the cellar. Where we saw hundreds of bottles of wine all covered in grime. Where we saw mice and rats gnawing on rotting wood. Where we found her surrounded by moss and mold. Dear old Samantha, dead at last. But from what, we did wonder. We looked around and happened upon a bottle of rat poison beside her, and that was when we knew.
-By me :)
To all my ladies out there:
Why the hell yall like to have two or more of you in the handicapped stall in the restrooms? Yall know this ain’t the place for gossip right? It’s for pissing and shitting. Not y’all’s “ooo, Patricia did you know that Michael is cheating on Christina with Kayla.” Absolute BS. Do your pissing and shitting and do your gossip elsewhere.
How to get fired really quick:
A scale from least outrageous to super outrageous according to my coworker (who’s either like in his mid-late 20’s or somehow 30)
Least outrageous: Skip one day of work
Most outrageous: Sucker-punch your boss
I casually walk into the cafe at my college, some boy at a table with his friend: “Now I can get some bitches.”
Happy birthday to all 16 year olds who are having sweet 16 birthday parties. Hope you enjoy all the young men looking at you because you’ll be getting married off soon.
Historically, girls would have sweet sixteens to show young bachelors that they were ready for marriage.
“My friend in the white thinks your cute” - some teen with like curly hair
I’m peeling. I must be a reptile
Bible Museum
If you think about it, the American flag and the French flag share the same colors. So if you rearrange the flag, for either of them, you get the other country. So what if, Americans are really French and the French are Americans?
John Rockson
-Meant to say Dwayne Johnson or the Rock to my friend after he called a character in a video game “a solid guy” .
