Sep 28, 2025
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Iconic shit i said at work today:
1. Customer: *arrives with a cart full of plants with his visibly annoyed wife* My wife is angry at me because i keep buying tons of useless little things
Me: Yes, 200€ is not that much compared to 5€ over and over. Something I learned from my time on aliexpress when I was twelve
2. Me: Do you want your receipt?
Customer: As you please
Me: I don't really care i just want to go home
3. Customer: There's three check outs open, why is everyone going to the first?
Me: It is a common phenomenon. People do the same thing in the underground, they choose one train over the other and clump together like sardines. Idiots.
Sometimes I like hearing the customer’s version of a story vs. what a coworker has to say.
“They’re so rude! They sent me over here and refused to help me!”
“He interrupted me as I was helping someone else and I saw the service desk had no line and suggested he go to you guys because it’d be faster.”
I’m not saying I hate one of my coworkers, but gun to their head name an insect I’m saying penguin.
I know I barely post and mostly like and lurk but today I have something to say. I work as a cashier at a gas station and I think I speak for all cashiers not just retail ones when I say this, STOP TRYING TO HAND US MONEY THAT'S COVERED IN YOUR BLOOD FROM THE ACTIVELY BLEEDING WOUND ON YOUR HAND!!!!!! THAT'S FUCKING DISGUSTING AND A HEALTH HAZARD! You also have ZERO right to yell at us when we refuse to accept money that could give us diseases!!!!!! USE SOME COMMON FUCKING SENSE!!!!!!
Customers: *leave heavy items on bottom*
Me: are the items on this order?
Customers: yeah? So?
Me: oh okay, did you want me to scan them before or after I'm done scanning the stuff on the belt?
Husband of customer: *blocks me from scanning* no we do not
Me: oh.. okay. Did you want to scan them instead?
Customer: we aren't going to steal anything. Quit acting like we are
Me: ????
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Customers keep accusing me of accusing them of stealing. It could be an ID check or our shitty scos saying something's a misscan when it's not.
IDGAF what you do. I'm not accusing you of anything. I'm just trying to earn a living. I'm just trying to be polite and scan the items for you so you don't have to move them or scan them yourself.
Latest work-related fuckup: I created a 10000€ gap on the machine during closing
No idea how i did that but I'm a legend man
I recently got a new job as a cashier and while I really love my job so far, I do get the occasional creepy customer, usually weird old men. After a few occurrences, it got me thinking; Am I shallow? Is the only reason I'm off-put due to their appearance? So I wondered if I would be just as creeped out if any of my fictional crushes did the same.
Special shout out to this one for being so weird and specific:
So what have we learned today, folks? It's just as creepy when people you're attracted to does it and it can in fact make them less attractive. I might have permanently stained my love for my blorbos for a meme.
Anyways, let me know if you wanna see more content like this.