cemetery romancin

22. t4t transmasc. many things but never cishet. minors don’t interact. age in bio or i block i’ll make an intro eventually

[countrybunny]

Making out with someone and hearing them whine and whimper into your mouth is so so hot but so is whining/whimpering into someone’s mouth and feeling their lips curl into a smile as they chuckle at you between kisses, only encouraged to do more at your sounds.

[muttrott]

STRESS RELIEF collar

[muttrott]

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[wingscription]

feral dogtops in muzzles. feral dogtops snarling and growling as they rut into you harder and faster, nearly bruising your cervix because they're so frustrated they can't bite you as they fuck you into oblivion. feral dogtops pressing the muzzle into your neck because it's the closest they can get to having their mouth on your skin.

muzzled feral dogtops.

[vampiresnvrdie]

god i wish aphrodisiacs worked the way they do in fanfiction. fuck or die/sex pollen stuff is insanely hot to me. like, yes, please, get so horny your mind breaks a little and you fuck me for hours without a break, cumming in me over and over before it clears your system. maybe you feel kind of bad after and clean me up and snuggle me, but i'm secretly thinking of where i can find more of that stuff so that you do it again. shame it doesn't work like that :/

[necrofetishist]

The possibility of being an ugly dom is nightmarish bc asking to be worshipped when your partners' friends think you're chopped has got to be the most humiliating thing ever. It has me checking every picture we take 3x before it's posted

[l1treally-r4b1d]

clicker training has become such a weirdly popular concept but I still want to see how long it takes a puppy to pick up on commands in a different language for a more authentic feel instead

then its more real too I mean dogs don't understand english they just aim to please until they get it right. so what if I want a boy whining and looking at me with that confused tilted head trying to act right? is that too much to ask

[vamptits]

it's just really apparent that people think it's okay to want pain but morally abhorrent to want to give it. sorry but the sadist gets to have fun too. it's actually pretty crucial to the process.

[vamptits]

if I said I was going to a taekwondo class would you feel the need to tell me kicking people on the street is bad or.

[syseekssanity]

collecting weird kinks like they’re pokémon

[ordr]

Wait what?? Bad dragon is selling nazi furries dicks?

Well that sucks I liked their toys.

yeah, bad dragon will do anything for a few extra pennies,

[smalltiddygothboyfriend]

please check out:

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strange befellas

darque path

juliet toys

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kisuandfriends

tentickle toys

nothosaur toys

creature feature toys

pussy punch toys

mnstr toy box

wandering bard toys

bat bites

lust arts

pleasure forge

i’ve bought from several of these myself and i know they’re all well known and well acclaimed self owned toy makers. fuck bad dragon, get a way cooler and more ethical toy from any of these places. I esp love love love the ceela model from strange bedfellas but they and a lot of these places offer knotted toys, ovipositor toys, toys that have cum pumps, and of course monster dicks.

[bearyenby]

Neotori on Etsy is also fantastic, I have 3 sizes of their Mundir. It’s a knotted toy but the surface is VELVETY smooth which helps if you have more a more sensitive lining (like from testosterone, in my case).

[basalt-havic]

I didn’t compile this, it’s by @fewhoneydew (on Twitter and Reddit), but here is a very well maintained masterpost (links to a Google Doc) for those looking for Bad Dragon alternatives!

There is also @safefantasytoys which has a list, and @fantasypackerreviews if you’re looking for packers specifically (rather than toys).

[muttgrowls]

Vulpini Design is also a good one! Very quick response times when I had questions and quick shipping, as well as beautiful toys. The default firmness is perfect imo but you can customize that :)

[plasticpunkhypno]

How do you talk about being horny without feeling like you instantly deserve to be taken out back and shot? Just uhh,, asking for a friend

[angelellipsisxdevilofdots]

Pussies are so cute. You have this literal hole between your legs and when you see me it just leaks? Starts getting itself ready for me to stick myself inside of it? Adorable.

[aroaceboytoy]

cocks are adorable. you have a part of your body that bulges through your pants and gets hard when i show you attention? it immediately wants to bury itself inside me? cute

[kitkenk]

it's a little stuffy in here, sorry

[gravedance]

a haircut from your partner can be sex. if you’re both weird enough about it

[shoshhyyyyy]

[bark-n-bitten]

My life has been feeling very unstable ive been craving the medplay/petplay/forcemasc dynamic EXTRA hardddd oof

[hauntingpup]

laying on someone's lap while they JUST finger your mouth. like nothing else. you sometimes gag on them, sometimes just swirl your tongue around them but this simple thing as sucking on their fingers has gotten you so embarrassingly soaking wet and leaky

[neuronflyeater]

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