Midnight meetings inside the graveyard

Whoa there, friend! Come to pay your respects to the dearly departed? Name's Frederick, but you may call me Fred! I'll be happy to help you with anything you may need while you visit, so don't be afraid to ask. Please mind where you walk and be respectful of those who rest in peace under my care and I'm sure we'll get along just dandy. #gravediggeronpatrol

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"That's a very nice name."

Ah, thank you! Yours is nice as well!

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"I'm Jessica." She held out her hand.

It's a pleasure to meet you, Jessica! [He holds his hand out as well, shaking hers.] I'm Frederick, but you can call me Fred, if you prefer.

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"So you're basically a grave guard."

I suppose so, yes!

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"Got it. So you're the caretaker here?"

Yes and no. I'm not the undertaker, but I do dig the graves. And, well, I suppose you can say I guard the cemetery as well.

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"Are you....undead?"

Interesting question. I suppose I'm somewhere in the middle of alive and dead? But, sometimes its a little more one than the other. Not quite dead, but not fully alive!

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"But how do you eat?"

I don't! Never needed to, sooo..

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how've you been?

Busy! Well, on and off. Cold, as well.

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guten tag, dorkbutt

That's Mr. Dorkbutt to you.

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Whoa. You have a very cool head.

Why, thank you! Beats being headless, honestly.

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Perhaps I should invest in a new shovel for snow.

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//A very bright looking ToasterHead girl approaches,nodding to you Dear sir,have you seen a very plump black kitten? I fear she may have crossed this way?

Hm! There are quite a few cats wandering around the cemetery, but I'm not sure if I've seen your particular kitten. Perhaps we can find her?

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Have you ever encountered a graverobber?

Several over the years, yes. 

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do you ever have any trouble with mischievous folk on or around halloween?

Well there's children and teenagers and young adults who venture in during the dead of night on dares or simply to embrace the spookiness of the holiday. But no one gets into much trouble. 

I do like to spruce up the cemetery and put out some jack-o-lanterns and decorations~

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what do you dream about?

People, mostly. People I know or knew at some point. Relive old conversations or dream up ones that never happened. Its nice, usually. Depends on who I dream about, haha.

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ok then do you dream?

Sometimes! I don't always remember them, but, yes, I do dream.

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do you sleep? Like do you need to??

I'm not sure if its a 'need', but I do sleep! Just little catnaps when I'm not busy. I'm up most of the night patrolling the cemetery so I only tend to sleep during the day.

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can I have a kiss?

Would an affectionate head-bonk do?