stuff

[coldgoldlazarus]

[mst3kgifs]

If me and the kids aren't there when you get back, just accept it.

[netnel]

[mudwerks]

Bringing you more Bad Books and Immodest Pictures, your Impure Thoughts Stockpile was getting low.

[radetzkymarch]

[gauntletqueen]

Does anyone have the fucking tiktok video of the overly enthusiastic rich bearded guy showing off his new hiking shoes in his Mansion and the Woods, but then another dude duets with it to make it look like he's escaping from being held prisoner please please

edit THANKS @smellslikebot

[frootaye]

NEED everyone to see berdly's incredibly in-character stupidly long wrestler intro from joel's vinewrestle deltawrestle special

[telejogo]

Sega Saturn

[mst3kgifs]

Why don't they look?

[mst3kgifs]

Sadly, Santa’s sleigh broke up on reentry.

[candyredterezii]

You there, tumblrina, what day is it?

[vampireopossum]

[candyredterezii]

Then I haven’t missed it!

[vicholas]

[graveyard-ninja]

Merry Christmas

[graveyard-ninja]

It's almost Christmas and you know what that means?

[knackeredforever]

It’s awesome Metroid prime 4 contains a reference to the fangame AM2R

[graveyard-ninja]

This is how Samus left Viewros at the end of Prime 4 canonically

[graveyard-ninja]

List of people Samus will talk to:

Adam Malkovich AI version of Adam Malkovich Anthony Higgs Quiet Robe

List of people Samus won't talk to:

Ridley Dark Samus Raven Beak Myles MacKenzie

[mst3kgifs]

Don't look! I haven't been groomed!

[graveyard-ninja]

Federation Trooper: Samus, help us! We won't last long! Samus: scanning for new logbook entries