Just Your Average Squid

Young, single and ready to FUCKING DIE AT THE HANDS OF CARTOONS

[truefawn]

Visit Original Link

[komaydah-deactivated20150731]

BUT WHY

[acdsv34ce198qfchsldkja-deactiva]

tfw = two fucking weiners

[misterjakes]

[whatsernamee-deactivated2025022]

I swear someone walking in on me watching porn would be easier to explain than this

[memeguy-com]

Adverts on the London Underground are becoming more and more aggressive

[bisexualwatson]

“I liked your hair better when it was longer” cool I liked you better when you weren’t talking

[anubimon]

How long until tumblr starts deconstructing We Bare Bears

[metallic-archaea]

You see, each bear is a statement on the differences between capitalism and communism

[qucko-deactivated20151208]

the bears Are in a coma

[dibblescribble]

grizzly’s actually human and his two brothers died in real life so he conjured up a world where they were all alive as their favorite bears and hung out

[neythebae]

reblog this with the age difference of you and your fave in the tags

[fire-plug]

[blindsprings]

When I was a kid I HOARDED every girl hair and kept them separate in my room because I could make batgirl or a cowgirl or or… anything i wanted! It let you do whatever you want! My parents got me a mega blocks girly dollhouse lego knock off for christmas, and it was mostly used as a secret base for spies masquerading as a normal family.

[aellagirl]

how to make smores

I was going through old home videos I made a few years ago when i was bored and alone. 

[pkpkpkfire]

Here’s information about sexual/romantic orientations and gender identities that I put together! I..I don’t do graphic design, so this isn’t that great. Also, I’m very sorry if I missed your orientation or identity or got some information wrong. Sources: (1)(2)(3)(4)(5)(6) Flags: (1) Top photo: (1)

[macleod]

I hope this helps some of you out!

[iraffiruse]

[pkthunda-blog]

i think this may just be the greatest string of tweets in the history of mankind

[grawly]

TO BE COMPLETELY HONEST I REMEMBER EVERYTHING BUT READING THESE TWEETS AGAIN AFTER SO MANY MONTHS IT ALMOST FEELS SURREAL LIKE “I CANT BELIEVE THIS PERSON IS ME”

[sirheisenberg]

[uhrair-blog]

someone: *mentions something i like*

me: FOOL! you’ve activated my trap card, “special interest,” it will steadily take 1000 life points per turn as i unload copious amounts of useless information

[robertwire]

today at work a little kid came in to order their birthday cake and their mom was like “(deep sigh) tell them what you want on your cake” and the kid was like “ELSA” and the mom was like “(deeper sigh) and?” and the kid was like “SHARKS” that kid literally ordered a princess elsa and sharks birthday cake and i have literally never in my whole life been more excited to see the end result of an order ive taken.

[weirdmageddon]

FUN AND GAMES ARE GREAT DISTRACTIONS BUT SMALL THINGS CAN HAVE CHAIN REACTIONS

CIVIL WAR BEGINS

[odinsblog]

If I Die In Police Custody…

In 2k15 America, Black people now have to proactively and publicly declare for the record that we, like anyone else, would neither lynch ourselves nor commit suicide while in police custody. 

This is (apparently) necessary now because if we are caught being human and - even once - state that we were even momentarily sad or depressed, that single statement alone can and will be used against us by corporate media and the police to blame us for our own murders…at the hands of the police.

#SandraBland  #SayHerName #BlackLivesMatter #JusticeForSandra 

(to hear all of these Black women’s voices and to watch their full videos, please go to the tumblr or twitter of youth activist/organizer, millennialau. see full videos here)

[anna-kendrickarchive]

[theboinextdoor]

My fucking girl

[harshwhimsy]

i no longer feel bad for the thousands of jelly beans ive stolen over the yrs

[aliwa-deactivated20151018]

just an artist psa

When artists look at their own work and call it awful, we mostly mean “this is nowhere near what I am capable of producing and I feel like I have let myself down” so please don’t feel bad about your own work when we say this about our own art, it really doesn’t reflect how we see your art.