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[alienaxioms-deactivated20170714]

[commanderchrist-deactivated2017]

when she says she wants it RAW

[m--xx]

Co-napping is a beautiful thing. Knock out with me so I know it’s real

[uniquely-khaotic-deactivated201]

Yaaaassssss

[imkiwhereslevi]

✨ @ oomf

[thetomska]

Congratulations for making it to 2016 even if sometimes you didn't think you could

[kverke]

[blackmagicdisorder]

Me walking into school

[ronaldalan]

Me at work

[potatobegaming]

Me when I’m pretending to be a 9 year old girl when I’m actually 33 so that you would adopt me so I could sleep with your husband and murder your children.

[astrocyte-deactivated20171202]

me: *cracks knuckles*

person: you shouldn’t do that! you’ll get arthritis when ur older

me: 

[idreamofjimmy]

[hatelyn]

wow like i don’t fucking care if people don’t text me back when we’re just having a normal conversation, but if we’re supposed to be hanging out soon and i ask you details about it and you don’t fucking text me back we have a problem 

[sweet-montage]

you know you’re fucked when their voice turns you on

[tardisity-deactivated20180723]

everybody you have ever met came out of a vagina screaming in fear

[theunknownmedic]

Humbling paramedic moment.

I did compressions on my own arrest today.

After the call I realized I gave myself a blister and some other random marks on my hands. Running the codes, intubating, dropping IO’s, pushing drugs; I forgot what a chore compressions are.

Sorry Law Enforcement, Fire, EMT’s, and First Responders if I forget this at times. You guys are the real work horses. You guys spoil us, and take a huge workload off us.

When we thank you for your help, this is what we really mean.

[tittytron]

for my final trick, i shall turn into a disappointment

[deactiiivated-deactivated202002]

I’ve been doing that trick my whole life

[theinturnetexplorer]

Man documents the one he let get away.

[blasianxbri]

Interesting.

[uncannysilencer-deactivated2017]

Goddamn.

[spacekingx-deactivated20160122]

Cool story

[australiawillkillyou-deactivate]

😒😒

[juicycouturevelourtracksuit]

Omg “two moms at brunch”

[happynewfears-deactivated201701]

this is probably the funniest vine i’ve ever seen

[waltermerkado]

goodbye

[broken-sweet-heart-blog]

The worst feeling is the moment that you realize you’ve lost yourself.

(via broken-sweet-heart)

[0nly-an-illusi0n]

6/366 words

[suicidal-sin-blog]