little moon

easily nervous, especially awkward, and somehow still alive?? 21, she\her

[fortooate]

i am so fuking happy about luigi tennis

[car0den]

does Luigi have a big dick I can’t tell

[fortooate]

that’s the beauty part

some rough work reveals that luigi may be close to four inches flaccid, although this is a) simply one interpretation of which way his dick is resting, b) therefore is merely an educated guess as to length, c) does not account for any level of partial erection, & d) reveals little to nothing about his erect measurement

what we do know, however, is that luigi has a dick. and that? that’s great.

[ordenna-deactivated20181024]

mark I’m coming to confiscate your computer

[velmadinkleygothedit]

don’t censor him

[toxicmp3]

first of all. luigi has cankles, second of all, what razor does he use because those gams are SLEEK

[uryyybel-deactivated20190320]

Why are you all like this

[baby-whatnow]

okay but those are kankles as in knee-ankles because there are no calves present lmao

[cams-archive]

I’d really like to be taken out tbh. in a date way or a sniper way I have no preference

[blackbarbieofficial]

Hey You! Are you white?

Just cuz you listen to Lil Yachty or Kanye West doesn’t mean it’s ok to make a mockery of African American slang and vernacular. Stop using Ebonics to seem cool. The way we speak English is directly related to our experience of oppression at the hands of you, your pale counterparts, and y’alls ancestors. Just enjoy the privilege that gives you and move the fuck on

Plus You’re just embarrassing yourself. We all out here laughin at u

[helpfulstudy]

you are so capable.

[fanonical]

When I came out to my mum, I told her I was also dating my best friend and ahe just blank stared and said "I know you're a lesbian. You said you wanted to marry that Luna character from that Potter series, you were not discrete at all." And honestly, nothing has changed.

THIS IS THE HARRY POTTER FAN WLW MOOD

[fanonical]

reblog if you’d marry Luna

[kittyvines]

[humorstar]

[overblush]

i don know shit yall!!!! im jus out here 

[baby-whatnow]

i talk on the phone with my boyfriend a lot of nights. sometimes after he falls asleep i stay on the line and tell him things i would be too scared to say to him if he were awake...

last night i talked about how depressed i truly am and just how much of a burden it is. i want to die most days and it makes everything in my life pointless. why try at school or figure out a career or text anyone back if i’m hoping to stop existing asap.

[a-messed-up-society]

[tornintheriverside]

It’s always there…

[milestellers]

[weloveshortvideos]

[mercedesbenzodiazepine]

Oh my fucking GOD

[likeamillionsuns]

this is the best thing I have ever seen with my own two eyes.

[jumpingjacktrash]

oh my gosh he’s gently play-biting them like they’re his own babies

[cozymochi]

@since-the-900s

[thespectacularspider-girl]

This lion’s name is Bonedigger and he was born with a crippling bone disease, so the keepers introduced three dachshunds to give him companionship; Abby, Bullet and Milo.

They’re his pride now!

[valkyrie-wrath-deactivated20190]

This is the only fucking thing I care about, do you hear me.

[excima]

[thegoodvybe]

[sunsetquotes]

I knew I did from that first moment we met. It was… not love at first sight exactly, but -familiarity. Like: oh, hello, it’s you. It’s going to be you.

Mhairi McFarlane; You Had Me At Hello (via sunsetquotes)

[dancing-cockroaches]

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