eviegdi:
“What’s with toddlers and phases where they get obsessed with animals? Like, I get that some of the first words we teach kids are that the dog goes bark and the cat meows, but should that really inspire an entire preoccupation with running a rabbit farm out of one’s apartment? I don’t think so. But hey, if anyone has a pet rabbit, I know of a small child who would absolutely love to come visit.”
“Unfortunately I’m all out of pet rabbits right now, but I think it may possibly be easier to purchase a stuffed toy or two? Not quite the same thing, granted -- but none of the mess, and none of the angry landlord finding out rules have been broken. For the record, though... what sound does a rabbit make? ‘Cause I have no idea, so I wouldn’t know how to tie it in with a cat meowing or a dog going woof.”











