[cutefurryart]

Like an explosion in my mouth - by Spunky

[graycefulchaos]

Yeah that.

[graycefulchaos]

I fell in love that day, but my love he flew away.

[graycefulchaos]

Bacon is like that one popular person at school/work that almost everyone likes even though they're in everyone's business. Tomato is the person that does the same thing but most people are like "Why are you even here?" and tomato just stands there and whispers "ketchup bitches....".

[graycefulchaos]

Sometimes I want to change myself and be someone else. I think about the person I could be. Then I realize that I don't quite like that person. They're kind of a jerk. So I stay myself. Then I think, sometimes I want to change myself.

[graycefulchaos]

So this exists.

[graycefulchaos]

How long can it possibly take for a large company to ship something out? I pay for it, you get the heads up and you PUT THAT SHIT IN A BOX AND SEND IT TO ME NOW.

[graycefulchaos]

So many things to do so little time. No, wait... So many things to do, so little motivation to get up and do them. Muuuuch better.

[graycefulchaos]

So I went to see This is the End last night. I decided not to learn anything about the movie other than the actors in it before seeing it. Best choice ever. Also, probably the only movie that particular decision will work with.

[graycefulchaos]

JOOOSSSSS!!!! PHIIIIILLLL!! I KNEW I NEEDED THIS I JUST DIDN'T THINK I'D GET IT!

[iknowthedoctorsname]

[flaggermousse]

This is a thing of beauty.

[9gag]

[cyborgarmgun]

this would be me

[dailydot]

[thefrogman]

[reddit] [h/t: dailydot]

[graycefulchaos]

Why is it that 73% of the time when my mind is wandering I suddenly realize that the voice in my head is just repeating the word "bacon" over and over again?

[graycefulchaos]

Sometimes I close my eyes and see candy being lined up by three or more in a row. Guys, I think I have a problem.

[graycefulchaos]

As a kid

World: What do you want to be when you grow up?

Me: I dunno...

As an adult

World: What do you want to do with your life now?

Me: I wanna be a dinosaur. Rawr.

[graycefulchaos]

Sometimes while I'm interneting I see something I just saw a few minutes ago and my mind screams REPOST!!! and then I remember that I'm on a different part of the internets and I need to calm my shit because I don't actually care. I  just want to start a fight that I have no intentions of finishing or even really working to win, I'll probably forget about it within minutes and honestly I'm not even sure why I wanted to start in the first place this is stupid i have things to do but i dont remember what they are the internet ate me what do i do