ffsluca:
âGet your nose out of my ass and head back to the orphanage because itâs none of your fucking business, Annie.âÂ
âIâm not trying to be nosy. It just... looks like maybe you shouldnât be alone right now.â
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@graysonhtml
ffsluca:
âGet your nose out of my ass and head back to the orphanage because itâs none of your fucking business, Annie.âÂ
âIâm not trying to be nosy. It just... looks like maybe you shouldnât be alone right now.â
cadenhq:
âisnât it? like, fuck the notebook. this is a true love story. iâve pondered the idea myself, but iâm not too sure iâd be able to pull it off. it takes a very special person to rock a waffle tattoo, but iâm sure you could.â
âSomeone write the screenplay immediately. Also, Iâm flattered. I may even just have you do it.â
siennano:
â i really should have, now that i think about it. â
âThereâs always next time.â
qtbenji:
a good mix indeed.
All I can imagine is a pig in makeup.
Message // grayson
adrien: i fell into the bay while trying to deliver a pizza
adrien: then the customer pulled me out just to cuss me out
adrien: it was a rough day.....
grayson: this is a true story?
yagirlmadeline:
âIt appears so, but I refuse to believe Iâm dead so maybe not.â
âI feel like once youâre dead you probably donât know that youâre dead.â
ethanplaysbass:
âI wanna say yes, but I thought Heaven would smell a lot better.â
âThey smell like sunshine and happiness.â
. :ïŸâŸ Ë Ë â¶ sms to all gray.
emilia: i wish
grayson: do you want to talk about it?
alejandrofml:
âI think it is, yes.â
âCan we stay here forever?â
httpxavier:
âcan we have them all, please?â
âI am not opposed to the idea, but where will we keep them? How will we name them? So many questions...â
micbailey:
âkumquat, kumquat⊠why exactly are we repeating the names of fruits?â
âBecause theyâre fun to say, silly!â
txt msg ;: grayskull
micah: lmao i'm not cai
micah: he's the pussy lover, i'm a doglet person
grayson: i respect your opinion but
grayson: cats > dogs
andrealmao:
âI guess thatâs better than being a soccer mom. Iâm only twenty, though. I donât wanna go through my midlife crisis yet.â
âYouâre talking like being a wine mom is bad. I aspire to be a wine mom.â
ladyjac:
âI donât care what people think of me. I donât get why people act like I should. Why do I need to take other peopleâs dumb ass opinions and let them affect my life, you know? Some people need to just grow a fucking backbone and think for themselves and also realise that just because they care doesnât mean I do. Fucking hellâ and this top probably cost more than that old bitch makes in a week. I look fashionable and my boobs are fantastic, fuck yeah I should show them off.â
âYou look fabulous, and if someone else canât see that, theyâre blind and probably shouldnât be looking anyways. Iâm pretty sure your happiness and your confidence is all that matters.â
cadenhq:
âtoday this dude came into the parlor and asked me if i could tattoo a picture of a stack of waffles on the upper left side of his chest. i didnât ask any questions, because itâs not like thatâs the weirdest thing anyoneâs ever asked me to do for them. but once i finished, i couldnât help but ask âem. he then proceeded to tell me about all his past relationships and how all of them have cheated on him. he ended his story by saying âanyway, waffles have never hurt me. they wonât cheat on me. so i tattooed them on my heart.â i doubt iâll ever see that guy again, but his priorities are sure intact.â
âThatâs the prettiest story Iâve ever heard. And now suddenly Iâm inspired to get a tattoo of waffles.â
text â [open]
cassie: would u mind maybe doing me a gigantic favor
cassie: i would owe u big time
grayson: sure!!
grayson: what is it??
siennano:
â so, i was taking some pre-wedding pictures for some weirdass couple this morning and they made me take about thirty five shots of their pet lizard for the album. like who cares about a goddamn lizard that fucking much ? thatâs not even the worst part though. at one point they started making out while i had to hold the lizard and they kept making these weird lizard mating noises as they licked each otherâs faces. i think itâs safe to say iâm scarred for life. this is why iâm never getting married, fuck that shit. â
âI really hope you charged extra.â