Satan: Hey I bought your soul last month and-
Me: No returns.
Satan: Please it's making me sad.
Not today Justin
Sweet Seals For You, Always
noise dept.
Claire Keane

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Misplaced Lens Cap
hello vonnie
I'd rather be in outer space đ¸
$LAYYYTER

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Keni

Love Begins
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i don't do bad sauce passes
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open

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@graywolfgoeslarping
Satan: Hey I bought your soul last month and-
Me: No returns.
Satan: Please it's making me sad.
Now they can fly! by Stephan Amm
Friends playing with fire!
So this is a fairly exciting thing that happened. Steel Mastery (where my gambeson is from) featured me on their Instagram and Facebook page. #internettakeover
@butterbaggins
I love these!!!!!!
these are perfect
Big news everyone! Our Etsy Shop is open! You can now start equipping yourself like the Fell Company! We are starting small with just a few items but will be adding more items in May and June! Check it out! (Link in bio) (at Ithilien)
Forest Hermit
People ask me what I am. Iâm an archer, my life is archery, and I hate being without my bow and arrows⌠Now, tell me: What are you?
Medieval Dreams
Thranduilâs armour
S U M M O N. T H E. G O B L I N
Kahjiit has wears if you have coin
Castle treehouse by Blue Forest
This medieval festival has the right idea. They also have a ring where children can fight with LARP weapons and if you bribe the organisers enough theyâll let you in if you go âeasyâ on them.
(via ZekZebZab)
a fantasy book where:
the necromancer isnât at all evil, keeps their reanimated cat as a companion
the âdark lordâ is woman who wears a floor length floral cloak and pink kitten heels
the orcs are highly intelligent and frequently engage in orc chess and deep philosophical debates
the elvish archer is the clumsiest, most inaccurate little shit ever
the bard writes deep emo poetry, constantly quoting sonnets by the most talented musicians of the era-  âfall out bardâ and âpanic at the innâ
the mage only knows 3 spells- and they all involve cutlery
the intellectual character that finds the powerful relic/enchanted item/mysterious glowy thing is 120% done with all of it âfor GODS sake, that is the SEVENTH DARK ORB THIS YEAR are yOU KIDDINGâ
the healer character is also the most ripped, usually ends up treating their own wounds more than anyone elses
the âdeep broodyâ character is actually mute the whole time but no one realises and thinks itâs just part of his moody persona until he has to fucking spell it out for them (literally), spends the whole story making exasperated faces and gestures
the dragon thatâs hunting them down for the whole story is actually just trying to give back the shoe that one of them lost while running away, and is actually very conversational âbro, youâve got this all wrongâ look, you dropped this bro, haha iâm always forgetting stuff too donât worryâ
Belt and baldric first, then pauldrons. Plan your layering!
Base. Trews. Boots. Greaves. Gambeson. Chain. Belt. Other belt (already holding frogs, sheaths, medical pouches etc.) Find a friend. Gollar. Hat. Gorget. Pauldrons. Gloves. Vambraces. Weapons. Shield. Go. Die.
Iâm actually going to relay this information to my friend from that chat because I know nothing about armor lol.
Important stuff. I just learned some new words today.
Ten points for Gryffindor⌠FOREVER!
http://geekandsundry.com/five-reasons-to-show-your-gryffindor-pride-today/
Five Reasons To Show Your Pride On Gryffindor Day
That moment when you realized that cloaks didn't just look cool they were also fucking warm and amazing.