「メカニック」

Everyone always says, "If it ain't broke, don't fix it," but no one ever says, "If it is broke, call a professional," and that leads t'some funny situations. I remember this one time where some lady ended up with peanut butter in her carburetor, don't ask me how, but -- hey, where ya goin'? I'm just gettin' started! It's a funny one, I promise! [ CLOSED GROUP non-despair blog affiliated with superhighschoolacademy! ]

[greasedmonkeys]

The light in my room just went out and I can't reach it without standin' on somethin' that I don't got to stand on. Great.

[greasedmonkeys]

IM SO SOR RY I DIED FOR A BIT BUT I LOST THE WILL TO WRITE LIKE. ANYTHING

I'M HERE

[highschoolhamster]

greasedmonkeys replied to your post:This is totally anon hate tellin’ you ya suck.

Wasn’t me.

[greasedmonkeys]

[feroxi-s]

"I understand," she replied, turning away. "Is now an acceptable time to go?"

After embarrassing him in that way, I need to let him decide…

She crossed her arms and looked back over her shoulder at him, waiting for a decision.

[greasedmonkeys]

Oh, god. Decision-making was never really Souda's strong suit. He kicked at the floor with the toe of his sneaker, shoved his hands in his pockets, and shrugged.

"Works for me," he said, then paused. "Hey, uh..."

"...Is this a... y'know..." Ah, forget it. "Never mind. Lead the way, Kirigiri."

[greasedmonkeys]

Hey, boys I want you both I hope that you think that's cool (Say word?) I know most guys won't freak together She forgot about the Golden Rule — a huh huh It's OK to put us in a three-way It's not gay when it's in a three-way With a honey in the middle there's some leeway The area's grey in a one, two, three-way Normally, I don't get down with dudes But tonight is a special exception (Great) See you're my best friend Through thick and thin Now it's time to make a triple connection Lights off He

S-Sonia-san...

[greasedmonkeys]

M'Sonia.

[greasedmonkeys]

"Time to change yer password," more like "time to make up somethin' I'll forget in four hours then cry while ashamedly sendin' the Tumblr Support team a friggin' email asking for help t'get back into my own account."

No thanks.

[evafankawoshin]

♥♣♠♦

[greasedmonkeys]

☾☮♤

☾ : Sleep headcanon

he's physically incapable of sleeping in socks or pants. he tends to overheat, even in the middle of winter when it's cold as shit, so he just sticks to boxers and t-shirts, or if it's really cold, boxers and a hoodie. he's the kind of guy that uses a quilt year-round, too. none of that flimsy thin sheet bullshit.

☮ : Bedroom/house/living quarters headcanon

there's a place for everything and he likes everything to be in its place, even if to an observer it doesn't look terribly organized. there's a system behind the madness, believe it or not.

♤ :  Cooking headcanon

once he learns how to cook, he has a habit of making way too much, so he either tries to pawn some off on a friend or saves it for leftovers. he doesn't like saving too many leftovers, though, because then he'll forget to eat them in favor of eating something loaded with sugar. naughty souda.

[greasedmonkeys]

no you don't really have to do all of them do the cooking one and the sleep one

♤ :  Cooking headcanon

he has trouble making even stuff with specific instructions right. he's burned mac and cheese. he's burned toast. he's burned eggs. he's burned rice. he's probably burned cereal somehow. his cooking skills aren't that great but he's got no reason to improve them or anything so he doesn't. (later in life he learns how to cook, though.)

☾ : Sleep headcanon

falling asleep is pretty easy and quick for him but waking up is a different story entirely. if he doesn't want to get up he usually won't unless he has a very legitimate reason to (i.e. going to class) and even then he's not entirely happy about it.

[greasedmonkeys]

☠

☠ : Drinking/drunk headcanon

there is no weepier drunk than souda. you can try to find one but you won't. he is a nasty, gross, drooly, snotty mess when he drinks, and i'll give you a bonus drinking headcanon too - souda's father was a drunk and he associates bad feelings with getting drunk because... that's what his dad did whenever he was pissed or whatever. if souda doesn't watch himself later in life he could easily end up an alcoholic.

[greasedmonkeys]

☾, ♒: not a question but souda's a fucking nerd

☾ : Sleep headcanon

souda sleeps on his back because sleeping on your stomach when you aren't totally flatchested Hurts like a Motherfucker.

nUH UH

100% YOUAERE A FUCKIGN NREERD

[ultimatecamera]

Late || Souda and Koizumi

[ultimatecamera]

She frowned, a hand on her hip. Jeez, this guy sure was desperate for excuses for his being late. He wasn’t even subtle in his trying to decide an excuse for being late to class, she could tell just by his stuttering and his voice!

Once again, she spoke firmly.

"I’m sure it’s fine! You sound like you’re just making excuses for being lazy and not getting up anyways, so I’m coming in!" She said finally, beginning to throw the door open and taking a step in, when she saw Souda jump towards the drawers, and she paused, her facial expression evidently changing from annoyance to surprise.

…Oh. 

"…!" Everything made sense to her now. She frowned, her cheeks heating up in embarrassment, as her eyes dodged around the room, as she searched for something to say, and to avoid making eye contact with him, when she saw his binder on the floor. 

"U-Uh… Do you need some help with that…?", she asked, pointing meekly to the binder. trying to show the best she could that she wouldn’t humiliate him. After all…

She couldn’t imagine how she’d react in the same situation.

[greasedmonkeys]

Everything sort of screeched to a grinding halt when Koizumi walked in, and he vainly tried to save his own dignity by holding a shirt up in front of his chest. She looked embarrassed... but she didn't seem to be doing anything along the lines of what he'd expected. Granted, he tended to be a worst case scenario kind of person, but considering the world wasn't exploding in a fiery ball of magma and the tears of children from every corner of the globe, it could be worse than this.

"I-I, uh..." he started, unable to find words. He knew he was probably white as a sheet and most likely looked like some kind of cornered animal, but since Koizumi wasn't freaking out or otherwise running around and telling everyone, there wasn't much of a need to be so defensive.

He lowered the shirt and followed her eyes to his binder.

"...Yeah, that'd... that'd be a'ight." He was still kind of confused as to how calmly she was handling this. Koizumi, being calm about something? Preposterous. She should have been all over his ass about how he wasn't following his role in society or whatever it was she liked nagging about.

He had to admit, though... This was preferable.

[greasedmonkeys]

☾ ☼

☾ : Sleep headcanon

as the captain of the ss souda's a shitbaby nerd, i hereby decree that he still sleeps with a stuffed animal. and for ironic purposes, it's a shark. it's a sort of security blanket for him and it's kept him company through a lot of sleepless nights wondering if his dad was gonna hit him again. of course, he kind of grew numb to that aspect of his life eventually, but never grew out of sleeping with it.

☼ : Childhood headcanon

souda's always liked taking things apart and putting them back together, but after trying to fix the tv when he was eight (which resulted in nearly blowing up the living room) he decided he should try to work on things that don't require intricate knowledge of electronics. woodshop was fun until it wasn't enough, and then he decided to try out helping his dad fixing cars, and it stuck.

[komaedas]

( ˙³˙)｛RONPA1&2 by めろう ※Permission to upload this was given by the artist

[feroxi-s]

Wait, what…?

"I was joking.You don’t need to buy. I’ll take care of it; the school cafe is fairly inexpensive."

There’s a difference between being closed off and being insensitive…

[greasedmonkeys]

Great, now you look needy...

"Yeah, uh... Thanks. I-It's not like I'm totally poor or anything, just... haven't gotten the chance to do any work for money lately, y'know? It's hard with all the stuff I gotta do for school."

Plus I ain't really interested in goin' home anytime soon, so.

[cheatercheaterfiretruckeater-de]

Screaming | Celes&Souda

[cheatercheaterfiretruckeater-de]

Celes smiled at him. “And if anyone causes you harm, I’ll take all their money.” She was joking, but it wouldn’t be impossible for her to accomplish that. At the very least, she was smiling now. As timid as Souda could be, she was starting to not mind his company. She still felt on-edge regarding gender, but she knew Souda probably wouldn’t do anything bad purposefully. “Do you want to talk about this more later on? Perhaps we can vent about these sorts of things - although I certainly wouldn’t mind speaking about other things as well. Ishimaru thinks I’m too anti-social. He barely knows me, though.”

[greasedmonkeys]

"Hey, if you do pawn a few thousand yen or whatever, send some my way," he said, grinning. "Could use it 'n' all." He was glad she seemed to be feeling at least a little better, if not just more in control of herself, and while he was a little on-edge himself after having told someone about his own issues (which he'd kept locked up tight until then), it was nice to help someone out.

And they were... kind of friends, now? He's never been good at making friends, but Celes is the kind of person you'd want as a friend if only to not have her as an enemy, though even beyond that she seemed pretty cool.

"Yeah, that'd be cool! Don't listen t'Ishimaru, anyway. Last I checked, he's just as anti-social. Or maybe he's just weird. Either way, he's no better off."