Grease is the Word

im 21 i live in seattle lets go for a ride.

[imsohappyicouldie]

[greasengo]

[repentantsinner-blog1]

That’s like saying “it’s just a knife in my leg, what’s the big deal?”

It’s okay, I mean, I kind of knew it would fail from the start. I dunno why I got my hopes up. I think that’s what counts? I dunno being dead isn’t so bad either. Not that I should be saying that.

[greasengo]

not THAT big a deal but youll vwanna removwe the knife and maybe try to avwoid infections. vwhats it like anyvways?

[greasengo]

[repentantsinner-blog1]

I’m so done with you. Literally two of my Amporas have broken bones and are just shrugging it off like??? No??? Don’t do that???

Uh, moirail is like an alien form of relationship. We’re supposed to keep each other grounded. Platonic soul mate, I guess? But it didn’t work out that way for me. But hey, I seem to be doing pretty okay now aside from the fucked up sleep schedule and constant random emotional breakdowns. I’m usually right, I’ve noticed. Heh. Okay I promise I’m not actually dead this time it was supposed to be metaphorical because I’ve been feeling like a zombie and sleeping a lot lately. I’m 100% alive physically no worries there.

[greasengo]

its just broken bones, vwhats the big deal? gotcha. sorry to hear about that. im glad youre doing better on some front, though. technically still being alivwe is vwhat counts i think, im not sure anymore though.

[greasengo]

[repentantsinner-blog1]

Okay but see that IS a big deal what is it with Amporas and breaking bones and being like “nah I’m totally fine tis but a flesh wound” like??? Its okay, I can handle it. Since I lost my moirail its been a lot easier to focus on myself and my family instead of all his stuff, so. Hun, we both know it’s extremely unlikely we’ll get to talk to each other any time soon. I’ll just wait until you show up when I’m alive again.

[greasengo]

fuck, im laughing. i guess vwe break them often enough thats howv it goes, you feel? thats unfortunate. vwhats a moirail? keep up the good vwork. i uh. yeah. i guess youre right. ... alivwe again?

[greasengo]

a vwery happy hospitalized christmas.

[repentantsinner-blog1]

!! Are you alright? Okay stupid question. What happened?

[greasengo]

its old history, baby. i hope youvwe been taking care of yourself. sorry vwe havwent talked. again. forevwer.

[repentantsinner-blog1]

It’s still kind of important if you’re hospitalized… I kind of have to take care of myself now, being my brother’s legal guardian and all. And… its okay. Apparently you’ve been busy. So have I, so I can’t really bitch.

[greasengo]

just a couple broken bones. its no big deal. damn. thats too bad. ill help you out after newv years, alright? vwrite me or something.

[greasengo]

a vwery happy hospitalized christmas.

[repentantsinner-blog1]

!! Are you alright? Okay stupid question. What happened?

[greasengo]

its old history, baby. i hope youvwe been taking care of yourself. sorry vwe havwent talked. again. forevwer.

[greasengo]

a vwery happy hospitalized christmas.

[sweetchocolat15-deactivated2017]

[greasengo]

i leavwe this place for literally a MONTH and gain a handful of followvers. glad to havwe some loyal fans, but this is just kinda silly.

hey, guys.

[hoespice-deactivated20180619]

"i expected better from you" well that was your fault lmao i got nothing to do with that

[wizardmotel]

wow it SURE WOULD SUCK if someone started MAKING OUT WITH ME (it’s reverse psychology) (come make out with me)

[ask-bobbi]

*wiggles antennas*;3 

[wizardmotel]

what the hell are you 

[earthwanker-deactivated20150322]

Do you ever hear someone’s voice and kinda wanna fuck it

[pink-veins]

[chelseaperetti]

[joshuawhat-deactivated20201122]

Me whenever i try not to swear.

[mammamoon-deactivated20180429]

DO YOU EVER WONDER WHY YOU HAVE SUCH A STRONG URGE TO SQUEEZE THINGS BECAUSE THEY’RE CUTE

there was an article about it and it said there is nothing to satisfy how you feel about the thing being so cute so the natural human urge is to kill it so it will stop being cute

[iglovequotes]

[cut-up-and-half-dead-deactivate]

[dankmemebrowser]

“plop.”

[turnsintostone]

too good not to reblog