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JINX!💣She/Her + That thing + It/Its💣21💣Read the byf + about pages here.💣NOT minor-friendly. If you're under 18 or your age isn't on your blog, you will be blocked.

[prokopetz]

"Isn't it weird that [thing humans commonly eat] is poisonous to literally every domesticated animal" I mean, there's a pretty good chance that [thing humans commonly eat] is at least mildly poisonous to humans, too. One of our quirks as a species is that we think our food is bland if it doesn't have enough poison in it.

[xeansicemane]

Humans have a really weird mix of mundane superpowers.

We're not fast and don't have a lot of natural weaponry but we're bizarrely tolerant to a broad range of toxins to the point that one toxin is considered a morning necessity for some to perform at work. Gotta love us.

[vexwerewolf]

[missmacfire]

[jinxie-io]

Imma b real chief I h8888888 pulling the minor card but sometimez I do b thinking abt the fact tht a whole ass adult stalked + doxxed + harassed us + got their weird friendz 2 Also do these thingz bc we made their bf - our ex, who was, btw, Also a minor @ the time, like, 3-5 yrs younger than their suppawsed-2-b-mature ass partner - sad or w/e

Also shoutout 2 my psycho* hick ex I hope ur shotgun threatz r working on ur other queer disabled mentally ill PoC exes it looks rly good 4 u 2 threaten minorities tht already live in the South + r high-risk ppl <33 Where tf am I finding these assholez

*I can reclaim this so fuck off b4 any1 starts shittin themselvez aight

[jinxie-io]

Shit like this makes me reconsider writing an autobiography just so I can warn ppl tht there r worse ppl than legit psychopaths (source: I'm 1 n I don't make fun of + threaten 2 fucking SHOOT my exez 4 having DID LAWLLL) n they're called Chronically Online Adultz. It's nevfur 2 l8 2 go tha fuck outside n touch some gd grass

[jinxie-io]

The funniest part abt the breakup w/ Hickster actually is tht the host @ the time wanted 2 pawtentially explore being poly but, after attempting 2 discuss it w/ an increasingly petulant + recalcitrant Hickster, managed 2 come 2 the conclusion tht they pointedly cld Not do this thing w/o Hickster's expurress purrmission and/or w/o hurting them, so they tried 2 b like "yo dawg ion wanna hurt u but I rly gotta just, like...b true 2 myself..." or wtf evfur idk I don't rly care enough 2 remember most of the exact deetz

Anywayz what I Do remember is tht Hickster FREAKTTT it n were like "THIS WASN'T IN THE TERMZ OF OUR RELATIONSHIP" mf dating is not a contract did the alcoholism fry ur fucking brain??? Even if we Didn't have BPD + DID + God Knowz What Else, Ppl R Kinda Purrone 2 Changing.......It Is Kinde Of What We Do...........I'm literally married n we didn't sign no damn contract stating "U CANNOT B POLY"

Funny story abt tht tho turnz out we just like having consensual sex w/ ppl tht know Anything @ All abt how 2 fuck willing partnerz + I'm suuupurr monogamous LAWLLL but when we got 2gether, our host @ the time thought they were poly

So ig we have a History of changing nonexistent relationship contractz </3

(Tho u cld argue we're both poly bc diffurent ppl in both of our systemz b datin various ppl in each other's systemz)

Oh also I'm graduating lol hash tag my titz r huge XXXOXXXO

[jinxie-io]

Imma b real chief I h8888888 pulling the minor card but sometimez I do b thinking abt the fact tht a whole ass adult stalked + doxxed + harassed us + got their weird friendz 2 Also do these thingz bc we made their bf - our ex, who was, btw, Also a minor @ the time, like, 3-5 yrs younger than their suppawsed-2-b-mature ass partner - sad or w/e

Also shoutout 2 my psycho* hick ex I hope ur shotgun threatz r working on ur other queer disabled mentally ill PoC exes it looks rly good 4 u 2 threaten minorities tht already live in the South + r high-risk ppl <33 Where tf am I finding these assholez

*I can reclaim this so fuck off b4 any1 starts shittin themselvez aight

[jinxie-io]

Shit like this makes me reconsider writing an autobiography just so I can warn ppl tht there r worse ppl than legit psychopaths (source: I'm 1 n I don't make fun of + threaten 2 fucking SHOOT my exez 4 having DID LAWLLL) n they're called Chronically Online Adultz. It's nevfur 2 l8 2 go tha fuck outside n touch some gd grass

[jinxie-io]

Imma b real chief I h8888888 pulling the minor card but sometimez I do b thinking abt the fact tht a whole ass adult stalked + doxxed + harassed us + got their weird friendz 2 Also do these thingz bc we made their bf - our ex, who was, btw, Also a minor @ the time, like, 3-5 yrs younger than their suppawsed-2-b-mature ass partner - sad or w/e

Also shoutout 2 my psycho* hick ex I hope ur shotgun threatz r working on ur other queer disabled mentally ill PoC exes it looks rly good 4 u 2 threaten minorities tht already live in the South + r high-risk ppl <33 Where tf am I finding these assholez

*I can reclaim this so fuck off b4 any1 starts shittin themselvez aight

[seamossdoll]

[cicadas-deactivated20231107]

[Screaming, gargling]

[thecorefather]

this is how we fix society

[snailsnfriends]

humanity and the non-human (i made you this way)

maritime morse is tapped out (wired) / eternal silence (jamie clements & nick millar) / (reddit) / (guggenheim museum) / can't help myself (sun yuan & peng yu) / (youtube) / opportunity (rover) (wikipedia) / opportunity's selfie (NASA) / (youtube)

[soberscientistlife]

This is why we have child labor laws. Thank a Union.

[thewritehag]

I know it's sand but I want to eat it

[starfliesuniverse]

Good news it's not sand!! It's rice flour!! During deepavali, Indians make rangolis which is shown in the video!

[bauliya]

there's a CHANCE it's rice flour and there's ALSO a WAY HIGHER chance it's sand, quartz, glitter, powdered chalk, sawdust, talcum, etc. even if it's flour the dyes aren't edible probably.

DO NOT EAT RANGOLI.

I'M INDIAN.

[tikkunolamorgtfo]

Happy Diwali! Please do not eat sand!

[fierceawakening]

Happy Diwali

(Please do not eat sand)

[tikkunolamorgtfo]

My annual holiday greeting/public service announcement.

[lyralit]

nobility titles (in order of importance) - writing prompts

empress / emperor - rules over an empire, composed of several kingdoms or countries. highest rank

king / queen - rules over a kingdom. could be a part of an empire, but still quite powerful

duchess / duke - rule over a duchy (a part of a kingdom, ex. a province or large territory). second only to the literal king and queen

marquis / marchioness - support dukes and duchesses, don't usually own territory

countess / count/earl - rule over cities. have their own castles. pretty cool guys

viscount / viscountess - rule over smaller lands, like towns or villages. they can also be the children of counts/earls and countesses

baron / baroness - the 'servants' of nobility. usually only people who have their own land + a noble rank.

⚜️.

princess / prince - the descendants of royalty

knight / dame - usually military folk with titles (addressed as "sir")

lady / lord - addressing anyone below the rank of queen / king (unless their title is princess / prince)

[long-hands-in-the-cornfield]

last night i had a dream that i told a joke that was so funny it killed people. I woke up after killing someone with it and in my tired stupor, rushed to write it down before I forgot it or fell back asleep. I just checked and this is what i wrote down

[moopadoop]

Peach bread from Bee and Puppycat!

[jinxie-io]

Sometimes I wonder what wild shit my pedo exes b sayin abt me bc like maybe I ironically quoted 50 Shades in bed but @ least I did not d8 a 17 y/o when I was 22 lolololololol

[tiktoks-we-like]

[tiktoks-we-like]

Bringing this vid back bc this reply made me cackle.

[thewannabeee]

Fun Facts About Honey

- Honey is mostly sugar (WoW!) it is 80% sugar and 20% water (double WoW!)

- There are over 20,000 species of bees, but only 4 make HONEY

-Honey is the ONLY food that contains all the substances you need to survive (Including WATER)

-Children under the age of 1 should not eat honey… why? because sometimes it contains bad stuff called botulism and can cause them to get botulism poisoning (that sucks, even infants should taste the deliciousness that is honey)

-Honey will crystallize under optimum temperatures (this has a lot to do with how you store it)

-Bees produce honey to eat during the winter when there are no flowers and no nectar for them.

-A honeybee would only need an ounce of honey to be able to fuel a flight around the world (this makes for a very cultural bee!)

-A typical beehive can make up to 400 pounds of honey a year! (Wowza!)

[raygender]

This reads like it was written by a bee and I’m 100% here for it

[thewannabeee]

This is singlehandedly THE BEST compliment I have ever received :)

[winter-jay-official]

Tumblr should appreciate Two Crabs by Vincent Van Gogh more

It's two crabs, whats not to love

[ilackhumanqualities]

@jonnywaistcoat

More crabs for you.

[jonnywaistcoat]

Cheers!

[weirdalbestshirts-archive]

[therazgar]

i’m sorry, this should NOT be left in the tags