Lowkey a Kris Statlander fan page

Reynie | they/them | 22 | mostly wrestling | some dropout/other shit I like

[real-housewives-of-wrestling]

jimmy eat world the middle willow edit be upon ye

[cosmic-spider]

Anyway it's all okay, Stat is back, Swerve is back, we're gonna be okay

[makiitoh]

ONCE AGAIN STAT’S EXES HAVE UNIONIZED

[great-kate-weather-machine]

QUICK SOMEONE MAKE A SCOTT PILGRIM AU

[great-kate-weather-machine]

Are there legit no women’s matches announced for tonight? Like I know there will be a match, but now I have nothing to look forward to.

Damn you Tony!

[brodido]

2-3hrs before the start of dynamite, these have been announced, thankfully

[great-kate-weather-machine]

I DIDNT KNOW ABOUT THE KRIS MATCH! YIPPEE!

[2leggedshark]

WOMENS MATCH OF THE NIGHT FINALLY ANNOUNCED 🙏

[dimension20official]

Coming soon: Dimension 20: Toylight! 🧸🪁🚂

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D20: Toylight premieres September 16, only on Dropout!

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Dimension 20

Heed the call of adventure and enter Dimension 20 where Game Master Brennan Lee Mulligan, joined by comedians and pro gamers, blends comedy

[great-kate-weather-machine]

Are there legit no women’s matches announced for tonight? Like I know there will be a match, but now I have nothing to look forward to.

Damn you Tony!

[wrestledreams]

the rituals….theyre intricate…..

[moxleyrollins]

AEW DYNAMITE | 10.15.25

[allelitewrestlings]

[cosmic-spider]

I continue to be confused and disappointed by how AEW is underutilising the relationship and history between Kris Statlander and Willow Nightingale, and it's got me thinking about the leadup to Willow v Thekla at Redemption. It was a super underbaked feud, because Willow and Thekla have basically no history. But ☝️ if you make it about Stat (and yeah I know bias or whatever but think about it), then suddenly, boom, you've got a lot to work with.

You don't even have to take Stat out of the Shida/Persephone stuff, just bring her up, have her haunt the narrative a little. Willow is angry at Thekla for what she did to Stat, and that just makes Thekla want to fight Willow all the more. Or Thekla brings up how she beat Stat twice as a way of taunting Willow! Acknowledge the Cosmic Babes of Wrath v Triangle of Madness stuff that happened last year, idk!

It would be so easy to write better women's storylines if AEW actually used the material they have.

(And if you're gonna skip over a bunch of character development and just have Statingale hug out of nowhere and be besties again, don't then throw that away and forget about it!)

[gabbyforza]

[straightedgesavior434]

Reminiscing on the time about a year and a half ago when a wise man said to Chris Jericho, “if you’re not gonna fight me, I wanna see some women’s wrestling. Tony Khan, send out Statlander and Willow Nightingale!” and basically he was the most correct anyone has ever been

[justalittlesicko]

Ok here's my idea:

Team Persephone

(Persephone, Hikaru Shida, Skye Blue, Julia Hart

Vs.

Team Statlander

(Kris Statlander, Thunder Rosa, Hyan, Maya World)

All In

First Women's Stadium Stampede

Let them tear each other apart all over Wembley!!!

[externalmemorycomic]

I'm posting a shit tonne of comics on patreon this month, great time to sign up! 750+ pages!

[great-kate-weather-machine]

I've never been a spiderman gender envy kind of guy but today I walked out of the movie theater and realized I had converse on, jeans and a red hoodie with kindness in my heart

And maybe maybe like fuuuuuuuuuck

[great-kate-weather-machine]

I know Toni is still probably going to be out for a while but is there any chance she could come back as a ghost and commentate until she's clear to return?

Not only do I miss her but also there needs to be a fucking woman in the commentator booth I'm getting sick of this