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mary: ok, but i don’t complain about how gross your meal is.
natasha: what’s gross about pancakes with butter and maple syrup?
mary: you’ve completely abandoned the pancake part! now you’re just eating butter with syrup on it!
natasha: yeah, i cut out the carbs! this is me being healthy.
marya: you are a piece of work, natalya.
natasha: oh damn. she called me natalya. i’m doomed.
mary: sorry about my friend, she’s never been to a museum.
natasha: have so!
mary: wax museums don’t count.
natasha: then why are they called museums? it’s right there in the name.
mary: oh my god
natasha: as you all know, i hate thanksgiving. the pilgrims were murderers, and turkey tastes like napkins.
natasha: i know what’s happening, i’m fully hydrated and it’s unlocking my brain’s full potential. it’s too much for me. i’m “limitless”-ing.
sonya: you’ve never told a white lie to make a person feel better?
marya: i only lie when someone’s safety is at risk. or if a juvenile aged eight years or younger asks about santa claus.
mary: well, when i was a kid, i invented a magnetic flashlight clip so i could read under the covers. this clip and i went all around the world together—the shire, sweet valley high, terabithia…
helene: but never to a friend’s house, huh?
mary: uncalled for.
helene: apparently, he’s very into birdwatching, so talking to a woman should blow his mind. and talking to this woman? it could kill him.
sonya: i heard natasha mention sex and the city.
mary: then i will discuss both of those shows with her.
sonya: oh. sex and the city is one show. it's not a show called "sex" and then another show called "the city."
mary: i want to show you a picture from last night that really upset me.
natasha: ok, but in my defense, helene bet me 50 cents that i couldn't drink all that shampoo.
mary: that's not what i wanted to- you drank shampoo?
pierre: marya, i screwed up big time.
marya: pierre, given your daily life experiences, you're gonna have to be more specific.
dolokhov: i don't know what to do, i've tried being supportive. i listened to him talk about natasha's lips for 2 hours!
natasha: marya, with all due respect... come on, homie!
sonya: you're the champagne of friends!
pierre: not to overstate, but i'm definitely going to die alone.
sonya: are we friends again?
natasha: no... we're sisters.
sonya: that was terrifying, don't pause like that!
helene: do you know how many basic bitches would kill to have the same personality as me?