Merlin

I am but simply a druid and enchanter serving our Great King Arthur ✮ Can sometimes be found in the forest ✮

[greatdruidmerlinfuckyeah]

sometimes you will try to sleep peacefully in a forest then you're woken up by shouting and sounds of horns

you run there in panic thinking it's the latest battle but noooooooo, it's because they decided to make a tournament field right outside your forest

[sircolwenoftribruit]

Sorry for that great sir Merlin 🙏

That being told, is there any way thou may have some sort of charm of "not falling down the horse"? There's king Leodegrance watching today's match.

[greatdruidmerlinfuckyeah]

Only once one find balance in this world can one cease falling off the horse of life

[sircolwenoftribruit]

... I take it thou still not have any advices on how to pick up dames either?

[greatdruidmerlinfuckyeah]

have you seen me with someone since you last ask me?

[sircolwenoftribruit]

I'll just say I remember the hand from the lake..... You seemed to know eachother......

[greatdruidmerlinfuckyeah]

No, it turned out we weren't compatible

[greatdruidmerlinfuckyeah]

sometimes you will try to sleep peacefully in a forest then you're woken up by shouting and sounds of horns

you run there in panic thinking it's the latest battle but noooooooo, it's because they decided to make a tournament field right outside your forest

[sircolwenoftribruit]

Sorry for that great sir Merlin 🙏

That being told, is there any way thou may have some sort of charm of "not falling down the horse"? There's king Leodegrance watching today's match.

[greatdruidmerlinfuckyeah]

Only once one find balance in this world can one cease falling off the horse of life

[sircolwenoftribruit]

... I take it thou still not have any advices on how to pick up dames either?

[greatdruidmerlinfuckyeah]

have you seen me with someone since you last ask me?

[greatdruidmerlinfuckyeah]

sometimes you will try to sleep peacefully in a forest then you're woken up by shouting and sounds of horns

you run there in panic thinking it's the latest battle but noooooooo, it's because they decided to make a tournament field right outside your forest

[sircolwenoftribruit]

Sorry for that great sir Merlin 🙏

That being told, is there any way thou may have some sort of charm of "not falling down the horse"? There's king Leodegrance watching today's match.

[greatdruidmerlinfuckyeah]

Only once one find balance in this world can one cease falling off the horse of life

[greatdruidmerlinfuckyeah]

sometimes you will try to sleep peacefully in a forest then you're woken up by shouting and sounds of horns

you run there in panic thinking it's the latest battle but noooooooo, it's because they decided to make a tournament field right outside your forest

[greatdruidmerlinfuckyeah]

"Wait that's Merlin? Why does he look like a smelly beggard?"

And you, why do you look like you're going to die in two battles trampled by your own horse?

[greatdruidmerlinfuckyeah]

Youth theese days don't enjoy whimsy and tomfoolery enough. It's all about fighting and being chivalrous and saving damsels..... where is your joy?

[sircolwenoftribruit]

Sir Merlin, the last time thou have proposed a "fun and whimsical adventure by the lake", sir Cadwallon the esquire and I had to battle to death an humble Nuckelavee unprompted.

[greatdruidmerlinfuckyeah]

And? You survived, did you not?

[medievalsquire]

medieval life would be significantly improved if everyone stopped speaking in riddles for like five consecutive minutes

[greatdruidmerlinfuckyeah]

everyone loves when i give life or death instructions in an obscure and unhelpful way

[greatdruidmerlinfuckyeah]

Youth theese days don't enjoy whimsy and tomfoolery enough. It's all about fighting and being chivalrous and saving damsels..... where is your joy?