don't worry about this heart of mine.

The flaws you define yourself as, could be what someone looks at and finds absolutely flawless. is the numba of people on ma tumblrz<3

[ruinedchildhood]

[ihateiu]

[rarabro]

siri read a message from my mom (2017)

[frontpagewoman]

This is the worst part of the Pepsi commercial for me.

[blackness-by-your-side]

she definitely spills the tea

[3dspenguin]

[unclefather]

“who ARE you” 

[dennybitte]

[stuck-inasmalltown]

i don’t mean to be political, but what if everyone had basic human rights

[vjeranski]

[greatlittlestoryx]

Me: I don't hold grudges

Me: fuck ashely from the fourth grade

[kushandwizdom]

Sunrise and Dusk are my two favourite times of the day. During these times, the sky has the most character, and there’s a sense of peace as the streets are strangely empty but filling up, while the world is either waking up or winding down..

Meggan Roxanne (via kushandwizdom)

[rewelcomed]

[kieljamespatrick]

[bang]

its like Papaw but a million times worse

[oh-the-cleverness-0f-me]

For those of you who don’t know the context here, that woman lived in a period when women couldn’t vote and was meeting the nation’s first female presidential candidate.

The second photo is her watching one of the most qualified women in history with 30+ years geopolitical experience lose to a racist, sexist yam in a hair piece.

[holyromanhomo]

This is going to genuinely haunt me

[itseasytoremember]

every day the same telemarketing company calls us. I’ve asked to be taken off their calling list, I’ve tried to be civil, I’ve even tried to not answer the phone, yet they’ll keep calling. So now I’ve resorted to making the phones calls as annoying as possible for them.

Today I asked the person to hold while I got a pen and paper. As of now, they’ve been waiting 45 minutes.

[itseasytoremember]

Update:

I just asked him if he was still there, then when he said yes i told him i had found a pen but no paper, but that i’m still looking. It’s been an hour.

[itseasytoremember]

I HAVE LITERALLY BEEN ON TUMBLR AND YOUTUBE WHILE THIS GUY WAITS. IT’S BEEN ALMOST AN HOUR AND A HALF

[itseasytoremember]

Update:

After an hour and 35 minutes I told him that i had found paper, but my pen was dead. He hung up. Ah well, i’ll just do it again tomorrow!

[opocalient]

You are the future

[sophygurl]

As a former telemarketer, I can tell you that the only reason that guy hung on the line for so long was because he didn’t really want to make any more calls anyway and was probably reading a book or chatting with friends while you pretended to find paper and pen. He was enjoying your mischief as much, if not more, than you were. You literally gave this guy an acceptable reason to take an hour and a half break. You are his hero. He likely only finally hung up because it was officially his break time anyway. He probably told all his co-workers about your call and they’ll be laughing about it for weeks.

[kotsuso]

Holy shit, is this a happy ending to a post where everybody actually wins?

[saltwaffle]

ACTUALLY YES because according to parental unit number one, telemarketers get paid by how long they’re on the phone with someone. so you were literally helping this friend get paid by doing absolutely shit

[whoopsrobots]

vive la resistance

[thotograph]

anxiety: they hate you

me: who hates me

anxiety: they

[ourbodiesglow]