Serenity

Tessius / 33 / Germany I blog about gaming, music, comics, art and food, Well, reblog. Sometimes NSFW.

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[sisterofiris]

Hey students, here’s a pro tip: do not write an email to your prof while you’re seriously sick.

Signed, a person who somehow came up with “dear hello, I am sick and not sure if I’ll be alive to come tomorrow and I’m sorry, best slutantions, [name]”.

[yay855]

I mean, if someone wrote that to me, I’d probably believe they were sick.

[rox-and-prose]

“Slutantions” has me crying laughing

[watermite]

i once emailed my professor with a migraine. a mistake.

“I amsick will not to choir because i have a heache. i Hope its very and i am so sorry

love,

blue”

the subject line was “OW”

[xakumi]

THE SUBJECT LINE IS THE BEST PART JSJFJSJDJS JUST IMAGINE GETTING AN EMAIL WITH NO CONTEXT OTHER THAN “OW”

[themodernsouthernpolytheist]

As someone who has taught college, please send those emails because 1) We WILL believe that; no one would write that on purpose and 2) we need a laugh sometimes.

[asortoflight]

On the other side of this, once after getting taken to the ER by ambulance, I got an email from the professor whose class I’d passed out in, and the message had no text, just the subject line “you good?”

[whisky-gerblin]

Reblogging for the last addition

[badgraph1csghost]

Claritin makes me weird, but I have allergies so there’s about a month and a half block of time where I’m taking Claritin and am just weird most of the time.

Anyway, my last year of college, I got the flu or something in late March and was also taking Mucinex. I told my professor I couldn’t come to class one day by email except I couldnt think of what to say, so my medicated ass decided to make a Fry meme. I think it said something like “Not sure if I can go to class with a head the size of Texas, bottom text.” I didn’t think until the next day that it probably wasn’t socially-acceptable to tell your philosophy professor you weren’t coming to class via Tumblr style memes. When i got back to class, i found that she’d printed it out and taped it to the classroom bulletin board.

[badgraph1csghost]

Oh shit you guys i turned on my WinXP laptop that I used to use back then.

IT WAS ON THE DESKTOP. THIS IS WHAT I SENT.

It’s even worse than i remember it

[omnicat]

I laugh myself hoarse every time this post comes around, so here it is again.

[bucketbunny]

Once emailed a professor from my hospital bed high on painkillers after a really bad car crash which my heart actually stopped the email “Dead cant class sory”

[sarumans]

i was very sick over new years and one day i woke up to find i had emailed my manager in the middle of the night:

she said it was the most beautiful sick email she’s ever gotten

[tagzpite]

Reposting because I am doing my best not to fucking laugh while waiting at the clinic for my appointment

[littleulvar]

✨dog walk attire✨

[mollymurakami]

clothes swap, as a treat

[ronkoza]

soft cows

Tor belongs to @littleulvar

[entreri]

Elden Ring » scenery 15/??

[rorronoa]

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Ilios Sunset

Older YeeHan piece from 2017. *** All my links to other platforms: https://artbymue.com/links Commission Info: https://artbymue.com/commissions

[soft-lovely]

[hydaelynsgallery]

I saw this post by @totallycorrectffxivquotes and I knew in my heart of hearts that I had to turn it into a visual series of shenanigans and tomfoolery.

The fake cutscene dialogue templates were made by me, and you can download and use all of them from here!

[nefastum]

Berserkween Day 4: Werewolf 🐺🧺

Gutsca time, baby! It's hard to pretend to be scary when your Halloween date looks so cute, but Guts is really trying. The big bad wolf might be more of the big shy wolf here, but Casca finds that pretty endearing-- He's her mad dog, after all

[okolnir]

🌌 Close in the Distance

my love letter to ffxiv :D Did this draft 8 months ago when 6.0 dropped and didn’t have time to finish it, on top of not wanting to post anything remotely spoilerish so early. Glad I actually had a chance to finish it and didn’t let it fall off the pile.

kinda wanna do a version with ardbert replacing meteion for the full scions lineup, or an ancients version of this concert in elpis as a companion piece but alas I don’t have a time machine :’)

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ELDEN RING 💭

Scenery - Three Sisters

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