WELCOME TO THE CHOP SHOP

A fair share of quality meats

[greedy-vanity]

The story goes.. there was once a forest in this land..

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The trees were chopped down by the flick a hand

The guardian of the forest, angered and on his last thread

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"Your cravings find no sustenance, for i have closed the banquet of your need."

"I bequeath you a hunger unholy, that only flesh and human marrow shall ever still"

"Let this be an endless lesson for your gluttony and greed."

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He placed a curse on this man and his best friend

Forever more, they both are condemned..

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There's an old and humble butcher's shop somewhere at the outskirts the town of the old Thneedsville, it's been there for quite a long time.

The townspeople would mention seeing the same 2 occupants overtime, however they pay no mind as the quality of meat they sell is fresh and good.

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You enter the shop, adorned with various selections of meat from livestock, with and a chalkboard menu that shows the prices and special products of the month.

"Good Day—! How may I assist you today?"

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[greedy-vanity]

Are all your customers human?

Human.. and humanish.. if that satisfies your question.

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[greedy-vanity]

So you've got a fair share of meats.

Do you guys have any... illegal meats?

[The atmosphere feels tense with the Onceler leaning in—]

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[It's as if he wants the anon to clarify— however the tension is interrupted as Scott puts a hand over Onceler's chest to hold him back as the ginger laughs dryly]

We don't sell illegal meats from any animals that may contract any potential diseases nor have we obtained any meat from endangered animals-! We're purely livestock so just your usual pigs, cows and lambs and such-!

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[Don't try stepping over the good graces]

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[weirdlyrina]

Community Week

Victim: @heyy-dont-mind-me 💐

Just in case you come back for the rest of my organs, I made this offering! 😊

You bringing up organs made me think of your blog @greedy-vanity 🥩🔪

Yes, I know Community Week is over, but I still wanted to make fanart for this blog! ^^

Anyways hope you like the art! :3

[greedy-vanity]

AAAAAA— ^q^

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[mer-ciana]

Artgift for @heyy-dont-mind-me

Yeah another crossover.

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[greedy-vanity]

^q^ !!!!!!!!!

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[heyy-dont-mind-me]

If you eat them, they won't ever leave you—!

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Yeah, don't take advice from the 6'7 tall greedy butcher

STATIC ONCELER BELONGS TO @fist1cuffs

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Inspired by this fanart of Yixi and Static miku by a_mbretta on X:

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[greedy-vanity]

How long have you both been 30?

... a while.

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[greedy-vanity]

How long have you had this shop open for? In fact How old are you guys since the shops been here around 'old' thneadsville

We had this shop open for a quite long time—!

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Can't really remember how long it was now..

Our ages? Well... we're both um.. 30..

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[The Onceler crossed his arms, leaning his back against the wall, characteristically he doesn't say a thing but they way he looks makes it seem like he's contemplating something]

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[greedy-vanity]

Scott what happened to your mouth??

Oh this—? It's just that I've picked up a horrible habit of biting my lips..

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With these fangs i grew overtime.. I guess it ended up causing my lips to scar.. apologies if the sight is well.. unsightly..

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[greedy-vanity]

WHERE THE HELL IS THE BOSS?!

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[The man, The.. Onceler, just stands there menacingly.]

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[greedy-vanity]

Scotty boy, when do we get to see the 'boss'? 👀

Once—? Oh he's just cutting up some me—

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[A tall man enters in the space, leaning down as he gripped Scott's shoulder, the friendly drawn face on his mask didn't seem to mask the sense of a glare(?) Sent to the anon]

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[greedy-vanity]

THE BOSS ENTERS.

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[greedy-vanity]

Scotty boy, when do we get to see the 'boss'? 👀

Once—? Oh he's just cutting up some me—

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[A tall man enters in the space, leaning down as he gripped Scott's shoulder, the friendly drawn face on his mask didn't seem to mask the sense of a glare(?) Sent to the anon]

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[greedy-vanity]

What would you say is the best seller?

Hmm.. so far we've gotten more sales on our lamb racks

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Infact we've got quite a lot, so our specialty meat for the month would be dried lamb racks ^^

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[greedy-vanity]

Why are you guys in the middle of nowhere? What type of customers are you guys trying to get? because I'm pretty sure that tumbleweed isn't in here to order anything-

We're not exactly in the middle of NOWHERE—

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We just so happen to be farther from the old thneadsville. We just get the usual customers from there, and perhaps some customers being visitors that visit that town. We get a fair share of customers.

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.... and new meat

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[greedy-vanity]

How ya doin good lookin?

M-me—?!

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Such flattery at first sights—? I'm.. doing fine..

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The cashier waved his hands around in a quick manner to quickly dismiss the sudden flush of emotion.

He's embarrassed but flattered.

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