『Greed!』

[Dolla dolla bills]

[greedy4tix]

[Just throw some cash on the ground and the little ones will just come crawlin'!]

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CURRENTLY SEMI INACTIVE. MIGHT MOVE & REBOOT

notes: i haven't seen anyone else on here make a greed blog so... ehehe..

(blog is still kind of a wip, please be patient!)

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-RULES-

Don't interact if you fall under basic DNI criteria! Zoos, proshippers, etc...

Don't be weird in asks, mod is a minor!!

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-TAGS-

#haha! mine! (All answered asks)

#idle chatter? (in-character posts)

#ooh- shiny! (reblogs)

[calypsocompass]

"What a mess..."

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notes: big demo 4 spoilers ahead!! anyways calypso makes me so mentally ill ohh.

more under cut!

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-RULES-

Don't interact if you fall under basic DNI criteria etc.

No nsfw or suggestive asks are allowed! Mod is a minor!

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-TAGS-

#what rascals. (all answered asks)

#i have time. (reblogs)

#cap'n...? (in-character posts)

#i just wish i could show it to her. (art posts)

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"It's a picture of me."

"This is what people usually do on here, right?"

[greedy4tix]

hi what in the fuck was that demo. like excuse me. what in the goddamn.

[greedy4tix]

Ykw. Will this even work, I don't know.

lightly whacks you with my magical "pill-babyifier stick"

Greed will (possibly??) become a pill baby for as long as mod allows!

...bwuhh.... waaaa....

(greed is now a pill baby for five asks!)

[greedy4tix]

56:11

They are dogs with mighty appetites; they never have enough. They are shepherds who lack understanding; they all turn to their own way, they seek their own gain.

…What? Is this some kind of riddle or a jab at me??

[greedy4tix]

Hey, I think the Branrotted Greed is self aware chat, he might know about that public execution in wrath that was discussed earlier

…I don’t think that’s going to do anything for him if Hatred does what I think he’s going to do.

[greedy4tix]

Why hello again Greed! Question, what is your opinion on Gluttony? He's a fat ass I know but do you have your own opinion on them?

-Suspiciously violent Anon 47

…Who?

I’ve never seen or heard of this guy in my life… it’s hard to have an opinion on someone you’ve never met.

But, Gluttony, you say? I wonder if they have hoards of food I could steal!

[greedy4tix]

Ey docta

Want then 100 dolla bills

Then come and get em

HEY, I WANT THOSE!!! GIMME THOSE NOW!!!!

[greedy4tix]

(comes crawlin’)

-littlun anon

Huh? Hey, what’s a thing like you doing here??

[greedy4tix]

"Uh i think youw the only gweed i haven't talked to yet so uh...henlo! uhh awe you feelin okie? you seem sad..."

@asklittlehatred

Oh... how come you're so tiny?

Uh, ahem- I'm feeling okay! Do I really seem that sad? I swear I'm fine... I think-

[greedy4tix]

"Hello fellow STIGMAAAA!!!"

- @benevolentindigo (greed takeover)

//oh shi HES GONNA INFECT HIS KIND WITH BRAINROT

I'm... sorry, what?? What are you talking about??

[benevolentindigo]

"What do you mean??? Aren't you just another GOATED alpha king with 10000 aura like me???"

[masterofathousandhands]

ʂɬơ℘ ɬɧąɬ!!!!! ῳɧყ ąŗɛ ყơų ʂ℘ɛąƙııɠ Ɩıƙɛ ɬɧąɬ!!?!?!?!!?

+[⚜️]+ Translation: "STOP THAT!!!!! WHY ARE YOU SPEAKING LIKE THAT!!?!?!?!!?"

[buildingabetterfuture]

What have you d o n e .

[greedy4tix]

What??? I swear, am I missing something?? What does “goated alpha king” even mean?

[benevolentindigo]

"Ughhh, must I explain all of that in L beta terms???"

"Minus 500 aura, for all of you beta peasants!"

[buildingabetterfuture]

Can we all agree to publicly execute this Greed?

[benevolentindigo]

"..."

"You level 1 betas will never get my gyatt-"

[thesolitudewithin]

what is going on?

[buildingabetterfuture]

We have to put down this Greed Solitude.

It's too far gone.

[masterofathousandhands]

ῳɛ ʂɧơųƖɖ ℘ųɬ ıɬ ɖơῳŋ!!

+[⚜️]+ Translation: "We should put it down!!"

[greedy4tix]

Yeah, maybe we should put it down.

What happened to your voice?

[greedy4tix]

"Hello fellow STIGMAAAA!!!"

- @benevolentindigo (greed takeover)

//oh shi HES GONNA INFECT HIS KIND WITH BRAINROT

I'm... sorry, what?? What are you talking about??

[benevolentindigo]

"What do you mean??? Aren't you just another GOATED alpha king with 10000 aura like me???"

[masterofathousandhands]

ʂɬơ℘ ɬɧąɬ!!!!! ῳɧყ ąŗɛ ყơų ʂ℘ɛąƙııɠ Ɩıƙɛ ɬɧąɬ!!?!?!?!!?

+[⚜️]+ Translation: "STOP THAT!!!!! WHY ARE YOU SPEAKING LIKE THAT!!?!?!?!!?"

[buildingabetterfuture]

What have you d o n e .

[greedy4tix]

What??? I swear, am I missing something?? What does “goated alpha king” even mean?

[greedy4tix]

"Hello fellow STIGMAAAA!!!"

- @benevolentindigo (greed takeover)

//oh shi HES GONNA INFECT HIS KIND WITH BRAINROT

I'm... sorry, what?? What are you talking about??

[greedy4tix]

Hello again... It's been so long Greed uhm... Ya like fire? do you- I am going to set you on fire now- *clicks my lighter* I'm sure this won't hurt too much!

Das a big fire

Huh? WAIT- STOP, STOP, STOP!! AAAAH-

[greedy4tix]

Hehe! Did you steal my head? /j

Just kidding. I already know who did and I’m going for them. Don’t worry, it’s not you.

here have offering: 2 pianos, 7 hands, 6 cookies, and 300 dollars :]

anyways, question time!

what do you think about gambling?

beheaded anon

...Huh? Okay? Thanks for the gifts!

Gambling is one of my favorite pastimes! I even have a small casino down here in Avarice that I run!

[greedy4tix]

You seem... off, Greed.

Are you scared of me?

Haha! Maybe you're better off like this! Really makes you second guess stealing from me again eh?

@buildingabetterfuture

What about me seems off?! I'm not scared! I'm not scared of anything, especially YOU.

Did you come here just to make fun of me? Go bother someone else...

[buildingabetterfuture]

I don't think I will!! This is just too hilarious not to laugh at!!

You seem pretty scared to me! You're practically shivering in your boots!

[greedy4tix]

I'm not! I swear, I'm not!

What about this is so funny anyways, huh??

[buildingabetterfuture]

Hehe, well, if you're so brave how about another round?!

Surely, you can work up the courage to fight me!! Or are you really that pathetic?!

[greedy4tix]

I- You-

...I'm not going to fight you again! Don't you have a population to control anyways? I have other things to do, so just... leave or go insult me to my face. I doubt you would...

[buildingabetterfuture]

You're only proving my point here!

You're really just a coward aren't you?

[greedy4tix]

Stop that. What the hell is your problem?

Why can't you just leave me alone? I can't be that entertaining to play with!

[buildingabetterfuture]

What? You're fine with toying with others but when someone toys with yours you're upset?

OhH NoOoOOOooOo pOoR gwReEd GeTTinG It'S FeeLINgs Hurwt. HOw AwFUl!!

[greedy4tix]

Do you expect me not to be upset?? I don't know what to do!

I- you- I feel even worse- JUST GO! I'M NOT PUTTING UP WITH THIS! Why'd I even have to be put on the same plane of existence as you?!

[greedy4tix]

”WHY ARE THERE 4 OF YOU. STOP MULTIPLYING THIS INSTANT.”

@the-scourge-of-everyone

Wha- hey! I could say the same to you!!

[the-scourge-of-everyone]

”THAT IS NOT MY FAULT. I AM A HIVEMIND.”

[greedy4tix]

No, it's most definitely your fault.

Anyways, I'm gonna start scheming with the other Greeds! Have fun!