#beheaded anon

[masterofathousandhands]

OH! OH OH OH!

I've seen your 'friend'!

Have an offering, like I did with Builderman! :]

Here, have 6 plates of spaghetti (you look like one), 50 tix, 7 bags of potatoes, and 6 cookies!!!

here's your awesome question!

WILL YOU LET ME HUG YOU???

beheaded anon

Yeah..! I'd like one right now.. It'd be nice.. ^^

[greedy4tix]

Hehe! Did you steal my head? /j

Just kidding. I already know who did and I’m going for them. Don’t worry, it’s not you.

here have offering: 2 pianos, 7 hands, 6 cookies, and 300 dollars :]

anyways, question time!

what do you think about gambling?

beheaded anon

...Huh? Okay? Thanks for the gifts!

Gambling is one of my favorite pastimes! I even have a small casino down here in Avarice that I run!

[quadrupledhatred]

hello 1 to the power of 4!

anyways I’m beheaded, I do stupid crappy offerings and I ask questions.

today’s tribute is fourteen limes, one mephone4, one bubonic plant, and sixteen corpses.

anyways question time!

if you’re the manifestation of Shed’s hatred, why do you hate him so much?

oh and if his hatred is so strong that it literally creates a being like you, what the heck does he hate so much?? Himself?

-beheaded anon

"I AM HIS HATRED, A CREATION OF HIS LOATHING SO STRONG HE FORMED ANOTHER BEING. WOULD IT NOT MAKE SENSE FOR ME TO DETEST HIM?""HIS OWN HATRED.. IT IS A MULTITUDE OF MANY DIFFERENT THINGS. TOO MANY TO COUNT. BUT ONE OF THEM RUNS DEEPER UNDER THE SURFACE, ONE DEEPER THAN JUST PURE HATRED. ONE OF THEM.. IS THE FEAR OF BEING UNABLE TO PROTECT HIS LOVED ONES."

[sqlinfection]

yo 007n7

you get 18 FRESH cookies

when did you last see c00lkidd? How was he before you lost him?

beheaded anon

Oh thank you!

When the first reports about the spread started I tried to keep him inside but he didn’t listen. I didn’t want to scare him about what was going on. He ran off one day and didn’t come back.

He was doing well, healthy, no symptoms. He’s probably fine. Just lost. I’ll find him soon.

[red-and-blue-block-tales]

OI. IT IS ME. IVE COME TO GIVE AN OFFERING.

For Red, you get my razzy dazzy new skateboard, 57 strawberries, a four plush, and 6 cookies.

For Blue, you get 6 cookies, X plush, 43 blueberries, and my razzy dazzy new bike.

anyways how are you two doing?

-beheaded anon

"HUH!? THANK YOU!"

[Red proceeds to munch on his cookies while he hugs his Four plush. He'll save his strawberries for later.]

"Oh! Uh... Thank you so much!"

[Blue doesn't want to hug someone who's literally B E H E A D E D but thinks it's too impolite and gives you a quick hug. She noms on her cookies.]

"We are doing well!"

[They say at the same time, smiling and enjoying the presents. They seem to have taken a liking to you, even though you seemed slightly abnormal...]

(ooc: FIRST ASK TY! I LIKE THE BFDI REF.)

[bestial-corruption]

i've been WATCHING.

why because i'm shy even with anon mode.

I always give out offerings to people I've never met.

this time's offering is...

two video tapes, seven pieces of quartz, six cookies, and three pounds of gold.

anyways, here is my question.

is there any survivor you would target over others? personallyiwouldgoforchancetheyreannoyingwiththestuns

-beheaded anon

-> The king looks at your offerings and decides to disregard them for now. "The healers. Elliot, Builderman."