greedy evil dwarf

Rob it hoof if you are reading this, Die.

[greedyevildwarf]

Hey dudes, it'd be pretty cool if you like, joined my kingdom and stuff

Here's my promotional poster:

No peasants. If you are a peasant you will be shot and killed on sight. Everyone else is welcome for a warm and nice stay.

[greedyevildwarf]

kingdom

[greedyevildwarf]

Me when my fih turns 67 and starts to lirili my larila

Wonderful drawing. This shall be put as the wallpaper all over the castle. I am not sure what the words at the bottom mean but the 67 must mean a high and gracious score. You will be promoted to the highest rank in the kingdom. I will learn your language of lirili and larila to further accomendate you.

[greedyevildwarf]

my kingdom is

[greedyevildwarf]

W-What i-if I 😖... I didn't j-j-j-j-oin😫 your

K-k-k-k-kingd-d-d-d-dom ??? AH! What is happe

You will be hanged if you don't join i swear to fucking GOD I'm coming for you Peasant

Peasant. Peasan.t Peasant join Join my kingdom

[greedyevildwarf]

Just pranked Robin by saying my 2025 plan was not targeted towards him. Best prank ever. I'm the king of pranks

[thekindandnicedwarf]

[greedyevildwarf]

Loser🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 #ROFL. This is so funny. Not the image. Robin is funny because he is so stupid. #ROFL

[greedyevildwarf]

Just pranked Robin by saying my 2025 plan was not targeted towards him. Best prank ever. I'm the king of pranks

[greedyevildwarf]

john why did u ootlaw me bc im gay ?

I outlawed you, not ootlawed. Get it right next time you try and cancel me ROBIN. I will always be the #1 account on tumblr. Get with the times. Boy.

[greedyevildwarf]

true ?

No. Not true. This will never be a real image. This is fake and stupid. The heart was never there, this is all fake. Do not believe in this shameless propoganda.

[greedyevildwarf]

Greedy Evil Dwarf 2025 plan

Outlaw Robin 27 times

Place 50 golden statues of myself all around the kingdom

Make Anti Robin Propaganda

Outlaw Tuck 103 times

Outlaw Tuck 400 times

Kill Tuck

I am going to kill Tuck

Kill Little John too

Outlaw Robin 2 times if he dare enter

I hope everyone is looking forward.

[greedyevildwarf]

Someone just pooped on my golden statue I literally hate everything I'm executing this entire kingdom

[greedyevildwarf]

Have you banned gay ppl bc ur homophobic or do you just not want to see anyone but you kiss Robin?

I DID NOT KISS ROBIN@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I outlaw ONLY Robin because of everything else. Him being gay is just a byproduct. I am not I am not. I am not. The only crush I will have is on the beautiful golden statue I have on myself. NO ONE ELSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[greedyevildwarf]

This horrid creature came to me in a dream. He introduced himself as... "Tohn". It made me very scared. I don't know how you got this image and I don't want to know how. If you send Tohn again... your taxes will be doubled by 5 times.

[greedyevildwarf]

WE WILL ALLLL SING THE67 SOMG 😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂

||𝙹⚍ ∴╎ꖎꖎ ↸╎ᒷ ⍑ᒷ∷ᒷ ↸𝙹 リ𝙹ℸ ̣ ᓭᒷリ↸ ᒲᒷ ℸ ̣ ⍑╎ᓭ ʖ𝙹𝙹ᒲ ᓭ⍑ᔑꖌᔑꖎᔑꖌᔑ !¡╎リ⊣ !¡𝙹リ⊣ ᓭ⍑ᔑꖎᔑʖᔑᒲ After this post you will no longer be able to say those numbers. I'm not sure what they mean but it includes the number "6" And that can only mean bad things. Like Robin. When he was 6 he was the most evil child alive. This peasant will be hung tomorrow tuesday Please bring me gold for funding of more peasant hanging.

[greedyevildwarf]

Today, i imprisoned 23 peasants. Very nice day.

[greedyevildwarf]

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[greedyevildwarf]

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