that means it's nice to meet you :]

copper • 23 • they/them • howdy! haven't been too active recently, but i'll get back into hlvrai... someday.....

[jewishtommycoolatta]

tommy coolatta is a 37 year old man who does his own taxes and has a phd in nuclear engineering. he has a receding hairline and an olive garden pasta pass. he drives a 2004 sedan and says fuck. he has a mortgage

[jewishtommycoolatta]

tommy is a fucking adult stop infantilizing him

[transforzen]

Oh, but you, with this cruel and bitter heart You were cold and in love, left here naked in the sun Run, scared, from this cruel and bitter world This has only begun, as the bombs are bursting off With our feet beneath us, our hands to the sky We extend our limbs begging “Why oh why?” Don’t turn away!

[aquapede]

tommy bloodlust moments highlight #1

[frostios]

NOT EVIL (AN HLVRAI ANIMATIC)

[mintbees]

list of facts: - hlvrai ends with gman teleporting the science team to a sort of pocket dimension within a chuck e cheese for tommys birthday - half-life ends with gman putting gordon in stasis in a pocket dimension until hes needed again - half-life 2 starts with gordon waking up from stasis while 20 years have passed on earth conclusion: hlvrai 2 will start with gman releasing the science team from the chuck e cheese which they have been trapped in for 20 years

[carassiusvigorous]

request from VK, some quality family bonding of the Coolatta family :)

[batz]

tommy is,  37

[green-2-blue]

haha gay :]

yea <3 :]

[green-2-blue]

you gay ?

yea :]

[green-2-blue]

if you like tommy coolatta ! and getting caught in the rain !

[blackmesa-sweetvoice]

What’s up idk how to draw Gman but I need more good(? He’s trying, anyway) dad Gman content so here’s this

[click for better quality]

[6kuros]

THE science team

[b4kuch1n]

hlvrai shack, for you

including a number of small gifts for my friend @cosbeans and doodles from my sketchbook

[spinydogfish]

goodnight hlvrai kinnies 💖🥰💖 everyone else, gn ig :/

[tubeon-deactivated20260110]

Non-hlvrai fans explain to me how this is the sluttiest man in the series. Legit question

[crystaltide]

ahahaa what if i made an au out of my two niche fixations ahahahha kjk unless??

[jesterbots]

as a child tommy would say “don’t tell anyone, but you’re my favourite dad.” and gman never knew what he meant. but when tommy was older, he finally asked. tommy, genuinely surprised he remembered this comment, tells his father. he explains that before gman adopted him, he was labelled as a ‘problem child’. usually he was “returned” within a year. he recalls that’s why having a last name was so important to him, because he never really had one he cared for in the past. nobody ever kept him around long enough. gman gave tommy one because he loved him, and tommy took his father’s name happily.