patron saint of the denial

Thottie /ˈθɔti/ noun. its the vibes of a thot to the untrained eye but the actions and mannerisms of a whore.

[jesterbots]

hi. im your silly guy

they/them. 20. 🇰🇷/🇨🇦

im like some sort of jester. a pirate. a robot. yknow?

[goetic-justice]

You guys are always like "being crushed by 10,000 tons of rock probably feels good as hell" or "being torn to pieces by hunting dogs would low key fix me" and I feel like those things would actually be unpleasant.

[goetic-justice]

How about "Drinking an ice cold strawberry milkshake probably feels good as hell". Do you guys like that one.

[thememedaddy]

[idratherhavefreedom]

[gondorrevealparty]

They need to eat less because they're so small and weak. Why are they so small and weak? Because they eat less. Let's base our entire society on this distinction.

[innerchildabortionclinic]

Here's my pickup line. Can you give your perspective as a woman?

Did you know that male seahorses give birth? Let's give birth to wonderful conversations.

[moonlit-mask]

Homestar Runner changed my life because whenever I get into a panic spiral about the future my brain autoplays this scene and immediately snaps me out of it

[circlusion]

[momgenes-deactivated20130424]

A woman pours so much hand sanitizer on her hands that it runs off and spills all over the floor. It is pooling at her feet. She continues pouring it. A security guard comes over. Ma’am, you’re causing a disturbance. I’m going to have to ask you to leave. The security guard slips, falls. The security guard is covered in hand sanitizer. The security guard is so clean. The woman is so clean. The woman’s hands are so clean.

[akindplace]

do you guys remember when we googled something and we would get results that were actually related to the things we searched

[delphinidin4]

[lastvalyrian]

have some elven search engine mister frodo

[elfstrogenized]

The thing about reclaiming slurs is that

You need to actually be able to reclaim said slur

You can't fucking use it derogatorily it's not a free pass you're not reclaiming that slur you just called a stranger a faggot with no nuance

so so tired of people seeing "reclaimed slurs" and mentally assigning that as "slurs I can say with no consequences"

[elfstrogenized]

Seeing how this blew up I do want to reiteriate this extends to TME people trying to reclaim Femboy in any way. You can't reclaim that. You shouldn't call yourself that. You can just say you're a feminine boy it's a few extra syllables you'll be okay without your favorite slur.

[filthburger]

[jesterbots]

Cost of living is getting too high so I’m subletting the comment sections on my posts. Not entirely sure what that entails but I have to do this

[jesterbots]

I have to do this.

[jesterbots]

Cost of living is getting too high so I’m subletting the comment sections on my posts. Not entirely sure what that entails but I have to do this

[epilepticsaints]

[biitchb0y]

i finally found this shit i never want to lose it again

[autisticangus]

[pjackk]

Can a smooth player see that ass jingle or should i go away forever

[bloodyethanol]