Honor, Loyalty, Service, Crowbars

Captain 'Crowbar', at your service. I am a Green Badge of the MCPD, commonly referred to as "The Fuzz". My compatriots and I are always willing to lend our services to citizens in need.

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((for now, indefinite hiatus. not going to delete this, but i doubt im coming back to this. my apologies))

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((i have to apologize again for my absence to those of you who have been waiting. been catching up on work, and sleep sort of, and ive been too preoccupied to get to the requests in my box. if this continues longer i may just come up with something else to do in return))

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Hm.

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What a nice topic to discuss on such a public medium.

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… I didn’t start it.

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Though you could have stopped telling us your thoughts on lingerie at any time.

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I must admit it gave me a good laugh.

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Forgive me, I had never suspected you were experienced in the subject of lingerie. You truly are a jack of all trades.

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Yeah, yeah. It’s just fuckin’ lingerie, hell I probably own some, somewhere.

… Uh.

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Hm.

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What a nice topic to discuss on such a public medium.

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((terribly sorry about rp delays, havent been well these past few days. will get on drabbles and threads soon.))

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Get Me, Love Me, Nurse Me, Mourn Me [ You can. combine them if you need to oops.))

Get Me:

How the kid managed to climb into the tree that high, you have no idea, but now he couldn't get back down without possibly falling and hurting himself. So now you found yourself climbing up after him, barefoot, your shoes and jacket discarded at the base of the tree for being too cumbersome. You do eventually make it high enough to grab him, and the kid calms down immediately, clinging to you like a koala as you look down to plan your descent. 

You take a moment to glare at the people who had come to watch, Itchy calling from the street for you to 'just jump, asshole!'.

You laugh the whole way down when the kid calls back, telling him to 'shove his bike in his mouth to stop him from saying stupid things'.

Love Me:

You're talking to the receptionist before you leave, when you hear some laughter and aww-ing coming from behind you. Turning to look, you spot the kid coming towards you, carefully holding two ice creams in his small hands. How he even got this far, and with the ice creams, you're not sure, but you'll be sure to ask him.

After the ice cream, of course.

Nurse Me: (tied to our ongoing thread I guess)

You took an hour after work every day to go visit the kid in the hospital, stopping by the library on the way to pick up a small picture-book or two. The librarians had started to set out a few for you after the first few nights, so you didn't have to waste time looking for them in the large isles. He would usually be awake when you arrived, a bit restless from having to stay in him bed all the time, his broken legs making it difficult for him to go anywhere. 

As you sat down and opened tonight's book, Stellaluna, you make a mental note to ask if you could borrow a wheelchair to take him to the park on the weekend. You had a day off coming up, and you figured you could actually use it this time.

Mourn Me:

The nurses had told you about the infection, of course, but you didn't seem to realize just how bad it was until you come in one day and a nurse takes you off to the side, voice soft and low. She leads you down to the basement, to the morgue, where she asks you questions like 'who will be arranging the funeral' and 'is there any living family you know of that we should contact', and you just answer mechanically, staring at the trolley with a large white sheet with a small body underneath.

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((it'll take me a bit, but i'm still working on those inbox prompts, so don't worry! currently, i have prompts from littlepasttrailer, diamondsandcuesticks, spades-and-knives, and corsetedlittlebroad. if you sent me one and yours hasnt been done/isnt on this list, reply here and try sending it again!))

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Fight me, kill me, give me your best shot.

Fight Me, Kill Me:

You were tired of chasing shadows down alleyways, only to find nothing once you turned the corner into a dead end. Except this time, instead of an empty alleyway you got a face full of elbow. You reel back in surprise, your nose bleeding, probably broken, as you see Innovator resume running. Whatever trick he pulled all those other times doesn't seem to be working now. 

You ignore your nose and give chase, waiting until you have a clear shot before firing. He tried to surprise you around a corner again, but this time you're prepared. You made sure to give the next alley's entrance a wide berth, which helps you dodge the trash cans he sent rolling to trip you up. You take a potshot but its wide, hitting the brick in front of him. But it stops him in his tracks long enough for you to catch up and tackle him to the ground. 

The resulting scuffle is short but brutal, Innovators attacks turning your objective from capture to retaliation, his long limbs stronger and more flexible than you had realized. Eventually he twists your arms and gets you on your back, biting at your face, and you can't help but scream and recoil. He takes the chance to get up and flee, and you prop yourself up to take another shot.

You aim for his chest, and it hits him just as he's turning the corner.  You see him stagger, and you hear a crash out of sight; your assumption that he had fallen onto some trashcans confirmed once you limp over there. You radio your location to the waiting officers and paramedics while he clutches his chest and barely managed to disentangle himself from the cans. He tries to say something, but you're too wary to lean down closer, not knowing if it's another trick. But then his limbs start to go slack and he closes his eyes, and you cautiously reach forward to feel for a pulse. 

You feel it stop under your fingers.

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Join me, Get me, Value Me

Join Me:

"You know I wouldn't ask if it wasn't serious."

You try to keep a straight face as he just gives you one of his inscrutable looks. You're still not quite sure what is going on in his head when he does that, but you're sure it's nothing he'd ever say aloud. At least not sober. You have to stop that train of thought when he finally replies.

"You always seem eager to call when it comes to me doing your dirty work, Captain."

"I'd do it myself if I didn't have my own responsibilities, Detective. Rest assured, you will be paid, if that's worrying you."

"You know that's not what I meant at all."

"I'm not really in the mood to get into one of these arguments with you. Will you or will you not?"

"...I'll do it, but we'd best be clear-"

"Yeah, yeah. I got it. You've got a clear shot, D. I'm not going to be stepping in out of the blue. I know how you work."

Get Me:

Detective had asked you to meet him in some bar, which you were assuming was because he wanted to tell you what he had found out 'off the record', so to speak. But it seems whatever he had found out had already gotten him into some shit; you heard the first gunshot a block away. You ran the rest of the way, sending in a call for backup at the location before taking out your sidearm, dodging the customers fleeing the scene.

You look in through the front door cautiously, noticing two gunmen keeping their sights on a door leading to the back. From this angle, you can just make out the telltale suit and hair of Detective when he peeks around the corner. You don't see a gun in his hands, but then again, he had to hide as soon as you spotted him, the gunmen opening fire again. 

But it seems with him at that end, and you at the front, they have to way to escape. Making a decision, you shout into the bar, making your presence known.

"This is the MCPD! Lower your weapons and no one will get hurt! I repeat, lower your weapons!"

When Detective shows his head again, obviously looking at you now, you just nod, and you hope he knows you've got his back.

Value Me:

"D, you're a hard man to like, you know."

There's that inscrutable look again. You're not even sure he's drunk yet, but the bottles next to him are empty, so you can only assume he's been drinking the same as you have. Quite frankly, you're a little too sloshed to care what he thinks right now.

"Always with the, eh, whatsit, the looks and the stiff back and whatnot. Being all serious all the time. Even now! I get it, when, when we're both on duty, I get that, I do, I know how that feels but, see? You keep giving me that look!"

Sure, you were rambling a bit, waving your half-empty beer around for emphasis, but that didn't justify that look. 

"I know we're not exactly what you could call pals, or, friendly, I guess. But, hey! What about earlier huh? With the shooting and the bar and, ugh, that was a mess, but. No, don't glare at me, I'm not blaming you, I'm trying to make a point! We help each other out! I'm just wondering if you even care about it that much, or if I'm making something out of nothing!"

At least he isn't glaring at you anymore, but you really don't know what that face he's giving you means. But, it's a new one, so you guess you'll take it as a positive thing. 

But now he's back to glaring. Maybe he is drunk. Or just emotionally stunted. Luckily you're not so drunk that you'd blurt that out, but it's a close thing.

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(Unbind me, I'm curious what you'd come up with for that one)

You have to stop and do a double take as you exit the station, spotting a familiar figure being coaxed out of a police cruiser. You can feel your face set into a frown as you head over, wondering why Dame is even being brought in. A conversation with the officer brings you up to speed, and you just groan to yourself and motion for him to uncuff her, telling him you'll handle the situation. 

Once Dame's free, and grumbling under breath about 'damn stupid handcuffs', you take her off to the side and try to come up with something coherent to ask. But all you can manage is the first incredulous thought in your head.

"And just why were you doing a striptease routine in central park's main fountain?"

((i'm guessing anons, hehehe))

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> Kidnapping

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Trace was scared at first, whining, and then he calms again when Jesse comes in at the last second, and he smiles a tiny bit, feeling reassured.

He feels number, happy that the pain is numbing away. slowly. But it’s still going away for a while. He kind of stares at the mask, going cross-eyed to look at it. He giggles, though grimacing when he does it, he looks back at Jesse.

“can i be an alien astronaut??? that wants to find peace???”

He holds out his hand a bit, trying to reach for Jesse’s hand.

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You take his hand when he reaches out, smiling reassuringly as one paramedic sets to splinting the kids legs. You squeeze it lightly, hoping he can't feel them working on his wounds, and you try to come up with more to talk about before the anesthetic finally puts him under.

"An alien astronaut on a quest for peace? Like a knight, except in space? Seems pretty exciting kid. What kind of alien would you be? You could be green, or have a tail or something. Maybe even have two heads! Though I'm not sure how..."

You're not used to being very imaginative, so you just pull out ideas from books you've read, glad that you can still remember a lot. You put the sounds of sirens and the jarring feeling of the ambulance out of your mind, focusing on the strange little universe you two were creating. 

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Here's Some Drabbles:

Leave a “Amuse Me” in my ask, and I will write a funny drabble about my character trying to cheer your up.

Leave a “Break Me” in my ask, and I will write an angsty drabble about our characters.

Leave a “Call Me” in my ask, and I will write a drabble about my character asking for yours [be it at the brink of death/in a battlefield/knocking on the front door wounded, feel free to specify.]

Leave a “Drink Me” in my ask, and I will write a drabble about

Leave a “Enamor Me” in my ask, and I will write a fluffy drabble about my character trying to woo yours [be it out of the blue/Valentines Day,feel free to specify.]

Leave a “Fight Me” in my ask, and I will write a drabble out my character fighting with/or against yours.

Leave a “Get Me” in my ask, and I will write a drabble about my character saving yours.

Leave a “Haunt Me” in my ask, and I’ll write a drabble about my character watching over yours[as a ghost, watching from a distance, or otherwise, feel free to specify.]

Leave a “Invite Me” in my ask, and I’ll write a drabble about my character asking your character to

Leave a “Join Me” in my ask, and I’ll write a drabble about my character giving your character an offer [be it a proposal for an alliance, asking them to join them in an activity (you can get dirty if you want), feel free to specify.]

Leave a “Kill Me” in my ask, and I’ll write a drabble about my character killing yours.

Leave a “Love Me” in my ask, and I’ll write a fluffy drabble about our characters.

Leave a “Mourn Me” in my ask, and I’ll write a drabble about my character mourning your character’s death.

Leave a “Nurse Me” in my ask, and I’ll write a drabble about my character healing yours.

Leave a “Offer Me” in my ask, and I’ll write a drabble about my character giving yours a gift.

Leave a “Paint Me” in my ask, and I’ll write a drabble about my character drawing a picture of yours [like one of your french girls~ be it painting them or drawing them, maybe offering a picture of them as a gift, feel free to specify.]

Leave a “Quite Me” in my ask, and I’ll write a drabble about my character trying to calm yours down [be it from crying, from lashing out, feel free to specify.]

Leave a “Remember Me” in my ask, and I’ll write a drabble about my character trying to get yours to remember them [be it from an accident, meeting them after years apart, feel free to specify.]

Leave a “Shag Me” in my ask, and I’ll write a dirty drabble about our characters.

Leave a “Tell Me” in my ask, and I’ll write a drabble about my character confessing something to yours [be it a love confession, a secret, feel free to specify.]

Leave a “Unbind Me” in my ask, and I’ll write a drabble about your character freeing mine, or the other way around, or something among the lines [be it freeing them from jail, from handcuffs, from a trap, from a curse, feel free to specify.]

Leave a “Value Me” in my ask, and I’ll write a drabble about my character telling yours how they feel about them.

Leave a “Wed Me” in my ask, and I’ll write a drabble about our character under the subject of wedlock [be it my character proposing to yours, or marrying yours, feel free to specify.]

Leave a “X Me” in my ask, and I will write whatever it is that you wish, [specify.]

Leave an “Yahoo Me” in my ask, and I’ll write a drabble about our characters celebrating something [feel free to specify.]

Leave an “Zip Me” in my ask, and I’ll write a drabble about your character dressing mine, or the other way around [this can also be used for shutting them up as well, but feel free to specify.]

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“Police reserve inspection, 18 May 1958. Nowell McQuon (officer) inspects file of reserve officers.” (via)

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Danish police.

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littlepasttrailer replied to your post: what should i do if i want someone arrested…? i was goin g to call the police on my. old gaurdian but now that i am out i. i want to try. but im scared.

alright ill. ill get. miss scratch and ask her their address. so that you can come take me to the station. that might help. thank you.

Unfortunately, due to the fact that we're from different universes, I can't be the one to take your case. But I think I know some fellas in the opposite force, so I'll see what I can do, ok?

You can do this.

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what should i do if i want someone arrested...? i was goin g to call the police on my. old gaurdian but now that i am out i. i want to try. but im scared.

If you're in a safe environment, decide if you'd be more comfortable first reporting it over the phone or in person. They're going to have to get your statement in person, so if you're up to it, I'd recommend just going to the station yourself, with someone you trust, if that's possible.

...If you don't have anyone to go with you, I could come and take your statement, if you like. 

I know you're scared kid, but the sooner, the better. Just think about it and do what you can, alright?

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greenbadges replied to your post: SEPULCHRITUDE!

Don’t try anything, criminal.

YOU SMILE AT HIM.

HIS HEART MIGHT EXPLODE FROM SUDDEN COMPASSION.

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Whatever is going on, you're suddenly on edge, face scrunched up in a grimace and your eye twitching.

Just what are you up to? You better not be starting shit.