i'm a fatigue machine

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[ryan-sometimes]

As a Brazilian, watching the club world cup is always so funny because this year a game got cancelled due to RAIN. In Brazil, the lights in the stadium need to go out, the pitch needs to flood, and a minimum of 3 players need to get struck by lightning, only for the game to be delayed by like 20 minutes. Once a football game gets scheduled in Brazil there is no weather that can stop it. Zeus himself needs to come down to smite the players one by one

[fionacle]

prev i saw you mention a photo can you find it 😳

[mvrphys-art]

there are so many

(that third one is my favourite)

and players getting the water off the grass to keep playing:

[ryan-sometimes]

POV you are a Brazilian football player:

[thatartblog]

heartstrings I (2013) by selma alaçam

[necr0mancers]

i’m tired

[what-even-is-thiss]

I love talking about the biggest or best thing “this side of the Mississippi” because like hey buddy I can make the best peach cobbler in this half of the continent but god only knows what peach secrets they have over on the other coast. I’m not messing with that.

[silvermoon424]

This tweet read me to filth

[auloscaelifer]

Song of the stars and birds 🌟

[havinghorns]

Someone has been slowly over the last few months making an avant garde art installation out of an abandoned Boston Market/Checkers. Their signboard messages keep getting torn down so their latest move was to make a flag of a photo of their previous masterpiece "PENIS WIGS FOR SAL" and run it up the flag pole

[silly-signs]

Official silly sign(s)

[official-penis-posts]

PENIS WIGS FOR SAL

[gryffon]

[klapollo]

Washington Post is paywalling the article but it looks like Taylor Farms — a consumer bagged salad brand that also supplies produce to grocers and fast food chains like Taco Bell, Walmart, McDonald's, Chipotle, Burger King, KFC, and Meijer —may be at least one of the sources of the current cyclosporiasis outbreak.

Taylor makes bagged greens, salad kits, chopped salads, the works. Keep avoiding supermarket greens, but keep an especially close eye out for this brand/supplier. The above list of grocers and fast food chains is NOT exhaustive, so please continue getting lettuce and other raw produce taken off your burgers, sandwiches, etc.

[effemimaniac]

sorry for the delay in responding to your message. I was walking around the house with unclear intentions

[kungfuchunks]

[idlelizard]

unusual ungulate

[idlelizard]

Technically 22, but a number of those are very vague silhouettes🦎 edit: this person got all of them so there's the answer key!

[randomalistic]

I think making character playlists is good for you and connected to analysis skills in a very fun way and low investment way. I know its seen as quite trivial but to me it operates the same way looking at a lot of art builds ur skills passively. Yummy enrichment activity

[gothicprep]

are you gonna pick those penne noodles out of the boiling water one by one like a man, or are you gonna use a strainer like some kind of democrat?

[thatartblog]

heartstrings I (2013) by selma alaçam

[gifs-of-puppets]

The Muppet Show (1976-1981)

[toskarin]

me: it's fine, I'll be quiet. we can just watch it

me, three minutes into the first episode: