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Dungeon Meshi - Namari

Just a good ol’ Magolor Meme (Memegolor?)

What the fuck did you just fucking say about my sister, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Warriors of Oblivion, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on heretic cells, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top swordswoman in the entire Jambastion armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in this galaxy, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to her over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across Gamble Galaxy and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Jambandra Holy Army and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the universe, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your jamblasted tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

greenblueyulum

I don’t give a fuck who you are or where you live. You can count on me to be there to bring your fucking life to a hellish end. I’ll put you in so much fucking pain that it’ll make Void Termina being vacuum sealed in a heart look like a fucking back massage at Onion Ocean. I don’t give a fuck how many reps you have or how tough you are IRL, how well you can fight, or how many fucking burning swords you own to protect yourself. I’ll fucking show up at your floating ass base when you aren’t around. I’ll turn all the lights on in your house, leave all the water running, open your fridge door, eat your marshmallows and not close it, and turn your gas stove burners on and let them waste gas. Your fat ass is going to start stressing the fuck out, your blood pressure will triple, and you’ll have a fucking heart attack. You’ll go praying to your fuck ass old bat of a cult leader for a heart operation, and the last thing you’ll see when you’re being put under in the operating room is me hovering above you, dressed like a Jammerjab. When you wake up after being operated on, wondering what ticking Gem Apple bomb is in your chest waiting to go off. You’ll recover fully from your heart surgery. And when you walk out the front door of the hospital to go home I’ll run you over with my fucking Starcutter out of no where and kill you. I just want you to know how easily I could fucking destroy your pathetic excuse of a life, but how I’d rather go to a great fuckng length to make sure your last remaining days are spent in a living, breathing fucking hell. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother committing suicide either… I’ll fucking resuscitate you with the master crown and kill you again myself you red haired bitch-faced phaggot. Welcome to hell, population: you Jambuh-bye, ho

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