Tom Wachowski &amp; Wade Whipple

tom are you dead

Not dead!

I have been absent lately to focus on the construction projects we've got going on. Nearly done now! We'll finally have enough space to house all our new alien kids (and their partners).

- Tom (the proudest dad)

popcorn-the-rabbit

i may or may not be on the run from the cops right now

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POPCORN IS THAT YOU????!

- Dad (on duty)

popcorn-the-rabbit

UHHHHHH... NO?

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#tomposting #i gotta find some pipes to dive into FAST #<- YOU’LL BE IN BIG TROUBLE IF YOU DO THAT #why are my kids like this

POPCORN THE RABBIT - WACHOWSKI, STOP IT RIGHT THERE!!

I really don't want you to get caught by any of my colleagues okay?! WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING HERE!

two-fox-tails

@greenhills-pd

We may have a problem here, Tails just tried caffeine

I CAN AND WILL BREAK THE BOUNDS IF LOGIC.

Tails buddy are you alright??

TOM SOMEONE PUT TAILS ON CAFFINE

Oh boy... why would anyone wish to try that? Let me check up on him.

*big sigh*

- Tom

popcorn-the-rabbit

i may or may not be on the run from the cops right now

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POPCORN IS THAT YOU????!

- Dad (on duty)

Owen...? Can you please come pick me up at work? Tom said I'd better not drive... haha.

- Wade

Of course, I'm on my way right now. What's going on honey? Are you alright, do we need to go to the hospital?

@greenhills-pd

#owen and wade #whyrn #wade is feeling very woozy and confused

Eeehhhh think it's alright. I don't know, actually? Tom said he found me lying on the office floor. I must've passed out? I don't remember. There was... a flash...?

@agent-owen-byrn

Tom they said yes! I'm going to call my dad to ask about the RV can you help Erin with her conditioner while I do that? Oh this is going to be an amazing camping trip!- A very excited Maddie

Of course baby! I'll get started on packing the kids' bags too!

@maddie-wachowski

#tomposting #excited hubby

Hello Wade.

Princess Seraphina needs the Sol Emeralds back ASAP. Think you and Owen could bring them over? We're at Stone's place. (Don't worry I'll make sure the Doctors aren't aware).

- Agate Stone

Oh that makes a lot more sense.

We'll be right there. Right, Owen?

@agent-owen-byrn

Right! I'll grab the emeralds from upstairs. Be right back!

*he disappears upstairs for a few minutes before returning with a small towel that's clinking softly*

I wrapped them up so they don't get damaged. Let's go honey!

@princess-seraphina-the-cat

Your Highness? We brought the Sol Emeralds as you asked.

*Bowing, afraid to disrespect any etiquette*

*she stands on shaky legs, walking over to the two*

Thank you both. Here, let me take those for you. You don't need to bow, you're the secondary guardian for the Master Emerald.

*she takes the Sol Emeralds and sighs softly as soon as she unwraps them, the gems floating around her before a flash of light fills the room and she looks far less pale than before*

The Emeralds have been returned, your debt to my Kingdom will be paid in full. Whatever you desire it will be yours. Just say the word.

*Wade looks very proud of himself for being able to help someone this important and special*

Anytime, Your Majesty!! Eeehhh- I don't- OH- A new fancy coffee machine maybe???

*🥺*

*she giggles softly at the request*

It shall be done. I have to say it's quite a refreshing request. Most people ask for riches or my hand in marriage. Thankfully my mothers never allow the second one to happen.

I can see why the Echidna chose you to watch over the Emerald when he's not around. You have a pure heart Wade Whipple.

*He gives her a shy smile at the compliment and he leans against Owen*

I have all the riches and a fiancé right here. Knucks taught me how to be a warrior. And your moms are right not to give you to any random stranger that would be kinda weird... Also, you're already with the purple hedgehog, right? Mary?

Maria. She's been by my side since we were toddlers, I'm incredibly grateful to have her in my life not just as my love but as my best friend and right hand.

*she walks over and gives Wade a short but tight hug*

Thank you for protecting the emeralds. If you and your partner ever desire to have children just let me know, if my mothers were able to have me because of the power of the emeralds I'm sure I can do the same for you.

#wadeposting #wade and the princess

*Astounded by the offer, returning the hug and then quickly letting go again.*

Thank you, Your Majesty. I'll keep that in mind.

*Definitely wants a kid, but first he just wants to settle in with Owen more, get married and all.*

Wade! I have wonderful news!-Knuckles

News?

DO TELL ME.

@sonic-wachowski-hedgehog

wachowski-brothers-scu

*he hugs Wade tightly, a low chuff leaving him as his tail wags quickly*

I have brother! A warrior brother! Thrasher of the Blizzard has agreed to let me teach him the way of the Echidna! I won't be the last anymore!

#wadeposting #knuckles loves his uncle wade #<- knuckles is his fav nephew #(sorry tom)#<- nah tom can take it

Ohmygod!

*He lifts the Echidna and spins him around once, before returning the hug*

Knucks I couldn't be happier for you, a warrior brother! That is the most exciting thing EVER. You're expanding your tribe man!!

Hello Wade.

Princess Seraphina needs the Sol Emeralds back ASAP. Think you and Owen could bring them over? We're at Stone's place. (Don't worry I'll make sure the Doctors aren't aware).

- Agate Stone

Oh that makes a lot more sense.

We'll be right there. Right, Owen?

@agent-owen-byrn

Right! I'll grab the emeralds from upstairs. Be right back!

*he disappears upstairs for a few minutes before returning with a small towel that's clinking softly*

I wrapped them up so they don't get damaged. Let's go honey!

@princess-seraphina-the-cat

Your Highness? We brought the Sol Emeralds as you asked.

*Bowing, afraid to disrespect any etiquette*

*she stands on shaky legs, walking over to the two*

Thank you both. Here, let me take those for you. You don't need to bow, you're the secondary guardian for the Master Emerald.

*she takes the Sol Emeralds and sighs softly as soon as she unwraps them, the gems floating around her before a flash of light fills the room and she looks far less pale than before*

The Emeralds have been returned, your debt to my Kingdom will be paid in full. Whatever you desire it will be yours. Just say the word.

*Wade looks very proud of himself for being able to help someone this important and special*

Anytime, Your Majesty!! Eeehhh- I don't- OH- A new fancy coffee machine maybe???

*🥺*

*she giggles softly at the request*

It shall be done. I have to say it's quite a refreshing request. Most people ask for riches or my hand in marriage. Thankfully my mothers never allow the second one to happen.

I can see why the Echidna chose you to watch over the Emerald when he's not around. You have a pure heart Wade Whipple.

#wadeposting #he really tries he's just a lil overwhelmed by being in the presence of a princess #unhinged bean

*He gives her a shy smile at the compliment and he leans against Owen*

*period lasers Tom*

... OUCH!? What the-

*Groaning, pressing a hand into his stomach.*

Hhnghhh...

Hold on, @maddie-wachowski , I think yesterday's pasta is fucking me up. I- It's unlike any cramps I've ever had before. I need to sit down for a sec...

*Sitting down, a lil' disoriented by the sudden cramping, sweating a little.*

*She rushes over to check on him*

The pasta? I don't know why it would, the kids and I are fine, I even used that sauce that doesn't give you heart burn. Where's the pain love?

*she gently brushes the hair out of his face*

It's right here... *pointing* W-Why, do you think something is wrong?

*He leans against the backrest and curls his legs close to his chest, groaning.*

*she tries to stiffle a giggle*

No baby, seems those beings that see us all the time decided to give you the same treatment Stone got. One of them gave him period symptoms for a bit without the bleeding and I guess it's your turn. You're having period cramps my love.

I'll go get my heating pad and some tylenol for you.

*staring at Maddie wide-eyed, he looks horrified almost*

I knew periods sucked but,,, BABE-!!!! Is this what you have to go through every month??

Please give me anything that helps.

Not quite. My cramps are a bit more severe than just feeling like I ate something I don't agree with. They're more like a, someone is slowly shredding my insides with a dull fork while punching me in the stomach, kind of pain. I'm glad you're not feeling those.

*she gives him a sweet kiss, so casual after describing the pain she feels monthly as she gets him pain meds and her heating pad*

I think the worse part isn't even the bleeding but the butt cramps. Feels like you got tased every time I swear. Or when I'm stressed and it happens twice a month. You want some ice cream babe?

#Tom & the period laser #the spouses

*Staring at Maddie wide-eyed, vowing to himself to take care of her even more during her periods. Sure he's given her meds and heating pads but he never knew just how bad she really feels. He has to step-up as a husband.*

I'm so sorry Maddie, I never realized just how bad it was. I feel like such a dick. I'll take better care of you next time, I promise.

*Shaking his head, he doesn't feel hungry right now*

Wade! I have wonderful news!-Knuckles

News?

DO TELL ME.

@sonic-wachowski-hedgehog

#wadeposting

DAD! NOOOOOOO! NOT YOU TOO!

airdropping ibuprofen, hot cocoa packets, bananas, blankets, heat packs, and nausea meds as we speak.

Someone is going around zapping all the guys with periods. Yes, periods. Stone just got over his, now Shadow and Neo Meep are suffering through theirs. Looks like the menstruation demon got you too.

Sorry, Dad. Welcome to Hell.

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@popcorn-the-rabbit

Popcorn, oh thank you so much, kiddo. Hhhngh, hell sounds like a fair description. How do you even get anything serious done... this is- so distracting.

*Huddling under the blanket*

#tomposting #popcorn you are so sweet #dad loves you

Hello Wade.

Princess Seraphina needs the Sol Emeralds back ASAP. Think you and Owen could bring them over? We're at Stone's place. (Don't worry I'll make sure the Doctors aren't aware).

- Agate Stone

Oh that makes a lot more sense.

We'll be right there. Right, Owen?

@agent-owen-byrn

Right! I'll grab the emeralds from upstairs. Be right back!

*he disappears upstairs for a few minutes before returning with a small towel that's clinking softly*

I wrapped them up so they don't get damaged. Let's go honey!

@princess-seraphina-the-cat

Your Highness? We brought the Sol Emeralds as you asked.

*Bowing, afraid to disrespect any etiquette*

*she stands on shaky legs, walking over to the two*

Thank you both. Here, let me take those for you. You don't need to bow, you're the secondary guardian for the Master Emerald.

*she takes the Sol Emeralds and sighs softly as soon as she unwraps them, the gems floating around her before a flash of light fills the room and she looks far less pale than before*

The Emeralds have been returned, your debt to my Kingdom will be paid in full. Whatever you desire it will be yours. Just say the word.

#owen and wade #princess seraphina

*Wade looks very proud of himself for being able to help someone this important and special*

Anytime, Your Majesty!! Eeehhh- I don't- OH- A new fancy coffee machine maybe???

*🥺*

*period lasers Tom*

... OUCH!? What the-

*Groaning, pressing a hand into his stomach.*

Hhnghhh...

Hold on, @maddie-wachowski , I think yesterday's pasta is fucking me up. I- It's unlike any cramps I've ever had before. I need to sit down for a sec...

*Sitting down, a lil' disoriented by the sudden cramping, sweating a little.*

*She rushes over to check on him*

The pasta? I don't know why it would, the kids and I are fine, I even used that sauce that doesn't give you heart burn. Where's the pain love?

*she gently brushes the hair out of his face*

It's right here... *pointing* W-Why, do you think something is wrong?

*He leans against the backrest and curls his legs close to his chest, groaning.*

*she tries to stiffle a giggle*

I'll go get my heating pad and some tylenol for you.

#Tom & the period laser #the spouses #shes getting a kick out of this #<-as she should ehe

*staring at Maddie wide-eyed, he looks horrified almost*

I knew periods sucked but,,, BABE-!!!! Is this what you have to go through every month??

Please give me anything that helps.

Hey dude your wife is crashing out

Huh what? @maddie-wachowski honey what's going on???

- Tom (worried af)

*Maddie sits curled up in the window seat watching the kids in the living room*

We almost lost them. We almost lost the kids and we couldn't do anything about it because we couldn't find Cooper.

*she starts crying again, hiding her face in her knees*

We almost lost our babies! I couldn't protect them Tom, I'm a horrible mother!

*Tom is so lost for a second. He had no clue Cooper was still around somehow. But Maddie's words make it easy to put together what must've happened.*

No. No Maddie you're a wonderful mother. C'mere...

*Crouching down and pulling her into his chest for comfort.*

Our kids are so special. And part of that is that they'll always have a higher risk at danger than normal human children. They're made to handle these things, and there's nothing in this world we could do to stop them.

All we can do is stand by them, cheer them on, and make sure they learn what makes a good, responsible person. No one does that better than you Mads. Our babies couldn't have wished for a better momma. You were made for them.

*Kisses the top of her head and hugs her more tightly.*

How hurt are they?

*she holds onto Tom tightly, crying as she curls against him*

Tails won't leave the workshop.....Trasher has a chunk missing from his shoulder, Knuckles can't speak and I don't think he's let Erin or Thrasher out of his sight or slept since they got home, Nori has a broken wing, Popcorn and Erin are both traumatized.....I couldn't protect them Tom. Rita is back home with Greg but even she's more jumpy than usual. The only one who wasn't there is Sonic because he's been with Shadow and then Teeny Shadow and his Maria have been here at the house.

I'm their mom I'm supposed to be able to protect them....

At least you can control some of the chaos they see, you're the sheriff. You stop most of the crime before our kids ever hear wind of it.....

shadow-robotnick

The lil man hears his mamma and does his best to offer hugs since he's too cute for anything else

*she picks him up and cuddles Shadow to her chest*

Momma's got you..... momma's got you baby.

*Cuddling both Maddie and tiny Shadow now*

You took care of all of them when they needed you. You didn't hesitate for even a second. Honey, you're giving me too much credit I didn't even know any of this was happening.

You are protecting them. You're their safe haven to return to. They know they have a home. In your hands they feel safe to get treated, rest, knowing they're loved.

*He squeezes her shoulder lightly*

Maddie, you did save them. If not for you they might've... y'know... But you didn't let that happen. You took care of them, you're nursing them back to health. They would've been way worse off without you.

*she hides her face in his neck, sniffling as she tries to calm down*

I just want our babies to be safe. I know we didn't expect to have ten kids in the house but they came to us for a reason, I'm sure of it.

Just like it was destiny for you to find Sonic....they're all just kiss stuck in situations so much bigger than them and with G.U.N around I don't know if I can keep them safe. What happens if G.U.N decides to storm the house while we're all asleep?

I'll make sure the house is reinforced as much as possible during the renovations. Owen and Wade got their security system from Eggman's sister, I... suppose we could ask her for help too? She doesn't seem to hold the same grudge towards the Mobians as he does.

*Rubbing slow, gentle circles on her back.*

I'll talk to our kids too, 'kay? See if I can get them to stay away from G.U.N. as much as possible. Don't forget they're barely operational now. Most of the hurt that was caused lately was by Cooper's hand and as I understand it, he's gone now?

*she nods quietly*

She seems close with Thrasher....maybe knowing it'll keep him safe will help? I think Ivo's grudge is just with our boys which to be fair he started it.

He is. Apparently General Maria took care of him. Tails mentioned something about alien DNA and it being cool but scary. I was going to call my old college friend Henry, the psyc major you remember him, and seeing if he'll see our kids. He's gone into therapy, regular and pediatric. Remember when he'd practice on us when we would fight?

I'll drive past Stone's place before my shift to ask her about it.

Oh yeah Henry. He's a great guy. Calling him seems like the right thing to do. Do you need me to be there when you do, honey?

No, I'll be okay. Thank you Tom...

I know I said it in our vows but I want to say it again. I love you so much. To the ends of the universe and back. I appreciate you so much, you're it for me and I'm so incredibly grateful I get to wake up next to my best friend and the love of my life every day.

I love you so much.

*she pulls him down for a soft kiss*

And I love you, Maddie. I'm yours for the rest of our lives and beyond.

*Kissing her back gently, a slight blush on his cheeks as always.*

*she rests against his chest with a soft sigh*

We should take a family trip one of these days. Do another camping trip maybe. I bet the kids would love that, maybe we can even convince the Stone-Robotniks to join us.