out in the garden there’s half of a heaven

greenie, 30, she/they be niceys - minors DNI 18+ pls don’t share my posts on other platforms

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bio/faq & some boundaries

minors DNI, some posts explicit/sensitive

i block assholes

free palestine

about me: 30, bisexual, she/they, leftist from Mid-Atlantic USA

unavailable & uninterested, married 👰‍♀️

unless we are close enough mutuals for you to ask, call me greenie :-)

as a general note: I post frequently when online & talk to myself in tags. I reblog my own selfies and videos a lot bc I want to ❣️

messages are for friendly connection ONLY. if you send your dick to me I WILL block you & pray nightly for your downfall a la Teeth (2007) 😳

I don’t sell content. there are many creators here, so ask them instead please. if you are respectful to me (and others) I will respect you

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can one of you go pee for me i don’t wanna get up

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body crazy curvy wavy

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I love the whole 30 is the new 21 trend like yes queen so true. Your 30s are not for having children and settling down. They are for traveling, building your career, and going to the CLUB. Freeze ur eggs if u must I don’t care. Any 30 something year old woman who’s choosing to enjoy her newfound financial stability and not spend it in an unhappy marriage has my wholehearted stamp of approval.

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obsessed with the old lady who just walked past us smiled widely and said it’s a steamy night without dropping her smile

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this bathing suit came with a cute matching mesh bandana but i don’t know if i can wear it I feel like bret michaels

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random ass dude just tried to light my cigarette for me and i aggressively denied him because i broke a nail digging thru my purse for mine trying to avoid that interaction lmao

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get frogged

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