Stupid Unreliable Vampire!

●side blog•he/they•21• very bisexual●

[patrick-stewart]

Twilight (2008) but it’s just the parts I quote all the time (1/?)

[ato-dato]

There’s a new doctor in town and Charlie doesn’t know how to feel about that

[rottsblog]

PLEASE PLEASE READ

We need $200 by monday for bills. Ny father just had open heart surgery, cant work, and is having a hard time getting disability.

I am a trans man who will do commissions for money. Please help my family and I.

I can take money through p*yp*l only

DONT SCROLL PASS THIS PLEASE

Had to edit them so i could post them

[edwardamcullen]

AS MUCH AS I WOULD DIE FOR THE MOVIES BELLA SWAN’S PERSONALITY WAS WATERED DOWN AND BELLA AND EDWARD’S ON-SCREEN ROMANCE WAS QUICKENED AND SKIPPED THE WIT AND HUMOR AND BANTER AND THE ACTUAL FALLING IN LOVE AND IT SUCKS BECAUSE IT CREATED THE FIRST IMPRESSION FOR EVERY NON-TWILIGHT READER AND SET THE STAGE FOR EVERYONE TO CRITICIZE !!!! BUT EVERYONE WHO CRITICIZES IT AND HASN’T READ THE BOOKS DOESN’T KNOW BELLA OR HER AND EDWARD’S LOVE LIKE I DO THEY JUST FUCKING DON’T AND THEY’LL NEVER UNDERSTAND HOW WRONG THEY ARE WHY DID THEY DO THIS TO ME

AND I’M SORRY THIS IS ALL CAPS BUT I’M GOING THROUGH SHIT

[leahcee]

[bisexualemmettcullen]

Bella in New Moon when she runs back to Edward after he abandoned her and disappeared without a trace

[sabbathi-vinum]

[garbagegirlz]

[jasperwhitcock]

edward right behind the treaty line waiting for bella to get home safely from the “oUt of cOnTrOL” werewolves who are literally just minding their business roasting hot dog weenies with bella by the fire

[edworm-cullen]

What if vampire skin looked like opals in sunlight instead of diamonds? The colors would shift and change with movement and each individual would be conpletly unique. There are so many different colors in opals, from pastels to highly saturated ones. Also the warm colors would look a lot like flames in sunlight

Having so much color just below the surface of the skin would also provide some contrast against the cold and motionless nature of vampires. The colors would still be there, though almost unnoticeable, in lower lighting. This would still be unnerving to humans even if their eyes couldn’t quite process what was wrong with the vampires

[bonafidehero]

The Psychic Twins!

The annoying know-it-alls of the family. 🖤😁

[inthemiddleofmymidnight]

[twilight-af-deactivated20220701]

Hard to see, but I just now noticed he’s wearing a pin that says “green is good” .... he is the best

[emmett2wavy]

Edward: Bella is the first newborn to resist human blood as a newborn

Carlisle and Rosalie:

[henrycavillhasbigtittyenergy]

Bella: I want to have every human experience with you

The human experience bella was abt to get:

[bellasredchevy]

[twilight-af-deactivated20220701]

Yeah