Stupid Unreliable Vampire! @greeniswhatgood - Tumblr Blog

patrick-stewart

Twilight (2008) but it’s just the parts I quote all the time (1/?)

ato-dato

There’s a new doctor in town and Charlie doesn’t know how to feel about that

rottsblog

PLEASE PLEASE READ

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Had to edit them so i could post them

edwardamcullen

AS MUCH AS I WOULD DIE FOR THE MOVIES BELLA SWAN’S PERSONALITY WAS WATERED DOWN AND BELLA AND EDWARD’S ON-SCREEN ROMANCE WAS QUICKENED AND SKIPPED THE WIT AND HUMOR AND BANTER AND THE ACTUAL FALLING IN LOVE AND IT SUCKS BECAUSE IT CREATED THE FIRST IMPRESSION FOR EVERY NON-TWILIGHT READER AND SET THE STAGE FOR EVERYONE TO CRITICIZE !!!! BUT EVERYONE WHO CRITICIZES IT AND HASN’T READ THE BOOKS DOESN’T KNOW BELLA OR HER AND EDWARD’S LOVE LIKE I DO THEY JUST FUCKING DON’T AND THEY’LL NEVER UNDERSTAND HOW WRONG THEY ARE WHY DID THEY DO THIS TO ME

AND I’M SORRY THIS IS ALL CAPS BUT I’M GOING THROUGH SHIT

leahcee

bisexualemmettcullen

Bella in New Moon when she runs back to Edward after he abandoned her and disappeared without a trace

#UGH IT MADE ME SO MAD

sabbathi-vinum

garbagegirlz

jasperwhitcock

edward right behind the treaty line waiting for bella to get home safely from the “oUt of cOnTrOL” werewolves who are literally just minding their business roasting hot dog weenies with bella by the fire

edworm-cullen

What if vampire skin looked like opals in sunlight instead of diamonds? The colors would shift and change with movement and each individual would be conpletly unique. There are so many different colors in opals, from pastels to highly saturated ones. Also the warm colors would look a lot like flames in sunlight

Having so much color just below the surface of the skin would also provide some contrast against the cold and motionless nature of vampires. The colors would still be there, though almost unnoticeable, in lower lighting. This would still be unnerving to humans even if their eyes couldn’t quite process what was wrong with the vampires

#see #this would b cool