[pangur-and-grim]

my house is scary at night

[storyweavingspider]

Interpreted this initially not as shelves, but as your cat having erected defensive fortifications

[glorioustragedykid]

There's a weird 3 star movie out there ready to change your life forever

[jeezilikesports]

YESSS

[normystical]

wedding dresses are white specifically so that if the bride goes axe-crazy you can rest assured you will see the blood stains all over her and it'll be sick as fuck

[neuro-light]

Don’t usually go on Facebook because it’s fucking stupid but this. Was too funny.

[elexecution]

there is so much to learn about everything

[chiarrara]

why was messi lowkey serving saddam hussein hiding spot

[fairycosmos]

this lifetime is very bizarre and then youre not even supposed to also be bizarre. Ok

[brightgoat]

rummaging for an earl grey teabag like its a cigarette

[kira-kui-n]

"get him pregnant" well thats not my thing but to each their own

"get her pregnant" *takes up my sword and shield* i wont let you do that to her. ......................

[magnoliamyrrh]

the year is 2035. the new beauty standard is for women to cut their ears off, as ears are a masculine trait which make the face look too big and hearing isnt necessary as it doesnt align with being demure. evil feminists say perhaps this is unnecessary and ears are natural. women are agressively proclaiming they are cutting their ears off due to sensory issues

[naderalanqar2007]

This is the situation outside Gaza: hundreds of thousands of tons of humanitarian aid, medical equipment, and medicine are being held and prevented from entering by the Israelis, while we in Gaza are dying from the lack of medicine and medical equipment.

[toastbutteregg]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[dogpuppy]

[horsefigureoftheday]

Nova's tips for beating the heatwave:

1. Check that you have good access to shade trees, a shelter custom made to fit you and all your friends, and plenty of good airflow

2. Find the hottest, sunniest, and least windy part of you pasture and lay down

3. Make sure you look as much as possible like you have died of heatstroke

4. Get your friends in on it

[eroscestlavie]

everyone envies me for my Mateo Point