demon-like jade of fire

[liquidstar]

genuinely this is the funniest joke in the series so far to me

[ceruleanheaven]

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

[landmineblogging]

are the rumors true? that everything is gonna turn out fine? do you promise? 🥺

for you? for sure!! for most everyone reading this. neither hell nor high water will stop peace from finding you. from hunting you down in the dead of night when you least expect it. it’s true that the universe is entropic in nature & everything is breaking down all the time on an unstoppable snowball towards the end of existence but that doesn’t make your tiny life insignificant!! you were made to be here! this space & this time was given to you to enjoy! the blood pumping through your veins, the air flowing into your lungs, the miracle of consciousness in your brain, an impossible number of circumstances had to happen for you to simply be!!

so simply be!!!!

maybe harmony is as inevitable as expiration

[the-haiku-bot]

maybe harmony

is as inevitable

as expiration

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[nyancrimew]

im so hungry i could eat a meal

[werewolfoffeverswamp]

sometimes i feel i have to restrain myself bc i think reblogging someones art with tags along the lines of I LIKED IT SO MUCH I KILLED MYSELF is not always gonna fly. but im always thinking about it

[solradguy]

Going to the library tomorrow to find out if I'm allowed to print hypothetical boobs for the GG copybook I wanna do

[solradguy]

Libraries don't fuck around when it comes to copyright law

[official-boob-posts]

reminder to use your library’s resources so that they continue to be funded

[voidsetup1]

and out of the darkness - you you you you you

[pukicho]

They introduced a roaming minotaur to my local public library which really adds a lot of fear to the whole place

[batsandboba]

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

[mizuthe-cat]

it’s always “I understand why you have an autism diagnosis now” and not “thank you for explaining the entirety of the Chernobyl nuclear disaster to me, I really enjoyed hearing about the Chernobyl nuclear disaster”

[bluering8]

listen to me, this is so so important: you've gotta get used to really giving it your 60% as a default. like don't half-ass it necessarily but try not to go over 70% or so of an ass. you'll feel better and live a happier more fulfilled life, and on the rare occasions where you do need to lock the fuck in you'll be able to pull off bullshit that the sad miserable wretches giving it their 100% can never dream of, because they're busy draining themselves dry and you have energy reserves to spare.

[lesbibimbap]

[cutecipher]

there's art inside me trying to get out

[stainedinink-deactivated2026041]

reblog to give the pervious person a nice rock

[woolandflax]

Ha I wonder how many strokes the most complex Chinese character has like maybe eightee-

[woolandflax]

Has a Chinese son, names him bèng-dá, and he hates me

[woolandflax]

My beloved son 䨻龘 just trying to write his name in kindergarten

[inthefallofasparrow]

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[insaneinpink]

⋆｡‧˚ʚ🎀ɞ˚‧｡⋆

[derpycatsu]

end poem

[codecicle-archive]

queer people on this site really make me feel like a confused straight guy at pride. the discourse here could kill a man

[codecicle-archive]

"why polyamorous people aren't valid" "mspec lesbians AREN'T okay actually" "aroallos are freaks" "he/him dni. cis men dni" "this post is for non-men only" yessss and the one with long hair goes in the girl box, then the one with short hair goes in the boy box!!

[codecicle-archive]

maybe I'm just a boring he/him white guy but inventing about 7 trillion terms to define "man" and "woman" so you can reinforce gender essentialism isn't very "love is love" of you. maybe i just don't have a sexuality but picking and choosing what sexualities are normal and which ones are "weird and predatory" sounds like we're all a bunch of republicans on fox news. if you attend your local pride parade and look REAAALLLYYY closely, you'll notice you can't actually tell if someone's gay or not from their appearance, and there's no way to know if they're "invading queer spaces". maybe it's just me, but when i attended my local gaybar last night for the drag show, they didn't ask for my gay-card with a peer reviewed diagnosis of faggot stamped on it. they just let me in the building. i live a life of bliss and luxury in not caring about any queer discourse ever, and just going "WHATEVER MAKES YOU HAPPY :-)" while booting up the latest cod game. and it seems much more fun than whatever the fuck you people are on about

[codecicle-archive]

muting my notifs for this post but i need to acknowledge this first. My favorite tags fr 🙏