UNDER CONSTRUCTION

Independent RP Blog for Query from DC. Mun/Muse18+ Written by Gabby

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"Negasonic Teenage... what the shit? That's the coolest name ever!"

Meme @quizzicalecho

“That is the worse thing I’ve ever heard.”

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Deadpool Starter Sentences

"I need help! And a pony!”

"That's the shit emoji. You know the turd with the smiling face and the eyes. I thought it was chocolate yogurt for so long"

"Do you know how they say cancer in Spanish ?"

“Ride a bitch’s back like Yoda on Luke.”

“It reeks like old lady pants in here.”

"Life is an endless series of train wrecks with only brief, commercial-like breaks of happiness"

"Cue the music"

"A-Poc-Key-Lips. I think I found my new favorite word!”

"I look like a testicle with teeth."

"Oh, come on. You're gonna leave me all alone here with less angry Rosie O'Donnell?"

“You don’t need to be a superhero to get the girls. You just need one woman to bring out the superhero in you.”

"Negasonic Teenage... what the shit? That's the coolest name ever!"

"Shit, did I leave the stove on?"

“You look like Freddy Krueger face-fucked a topographical map of Utah.”

“I was just memorizing her face, thinking it might be the last time I see it.”

“My common sense is tingling.”

“If that hit you in the chest, I’m sorry. I was aiming for your crotch.”

"Look-- I'm a teenage girl. I'd rather be anywhere but here. I'm all about long sullen silence, followed by mean comments, followed by long sullen silence"

“Shenanigans? Did you just curse me out in Irish?”

“You look like your an avocado that had sex with an older avocado but it was like hate sex.”

"I've played a lot of roles, damsel in distress ain't one of them."

"Why, hello gorgeous"

“Oh, I so pity the dude who pressures her into prom sex…”

"I prefer "Well-Compensated Establishment Provocateur."

"All the dinosaurs fear the T-Rex"

“She’s like the Batman to my Robin, but old, black, blind, and in love with me. Although I’m pretty sure Robin loves Batman.”

"One thing that never survives this place is a sense of humor."

"I think you'd agree that shit just went sideways in the most colossal way"

"His name is Francis, he got his name from a soap dish"

"Love is a beautiful thing. When you find it, your whole world will taste like daffodil daydream"

"I never said this but don't swallow"

"My boyfriend said this was a superhero movie but that guy in the red suit just turned that other guy in a fucking kebab"

"I gotta take you back long before I squeezed this ass into red spandex"

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halloween pick-up line sentence starters.

taken from various places on the internet because who doesn’t wanna flirt with a ghost? no one, that’s who.

❝  I can’t find a costume for Halloween, so can I just go as your boyfriend?  ❞

❝  You’re the most boo-tiful ghost I’ve seen all night!  ❞

❝  You look so good, you’re making my crotch rise from the dead.   ❞

❝  If I were a zombie, I’d eat you first.  ❞

❝  You must be tired, because you’ve been running through my nightmares all night!  ❞

❝  You must be a ghost, because you’ve been haunting my dreams.  ❞

❝  Are you being a ghost for Halloween, or are you just my boo?  ❞

❝  You are dead sexy. Literally.  ❞

❝  That skeleton over there said he’d get your number for me, but he didn’t have the guts, so here I am.  ❞

❝  Hello there, boo-tiful!  ❞

❝  You wanna take a ride on my broomstick?  ❞

❝  Mmm baby! You’re decomposing in ALL the right places!  ❞

❝  You must love Halloween! You don’t need to change to dress up as an angel.  ❞

❝  I hear this house is haunted, we better stick together.  ❞

❝  What’s a nice ghoul like you doing in a crypt like this?  ❞

❝  All these ghosts and I still don’t have a boo.  ❞

❝  Want to find out what I turn into at midnight?  ❞

❝  If you were a jack-o’-lantern, I’d totally light your candle.  ❞

❝  I should have dressed up as a ghost tonight so I could let you under my sheets.  ❞

❝  I don’t know what the trick is, but you certainly are a treat.  ❞

❝  Your costume looks complicated. Need help taking it off?  ❞

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Riddle Down {{CLOSED}}

@theriddlxr

Query went from an easy walk home from setting up  the latest trap for her boss, from mugged by several of Harvey Dent’s workers. Normally the blonde could hold o on her own, yet the numbers got to her.

The worst part is, her work,overall, was only halfway done.

She awoke on the couch in the lair,, siting up slowly as she felt a sudden headache. The pain caused her to all back, a little growl escaping her lips. “Where--where am I?”

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@dappercobblepot 

Only if it’s @theriddlxr‘s, right?

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In the few months that I have been here, I have gained over 400 followers and have made so many friends within this fandom. Edward has become my main, strongest muse and I have and I have absolutely loved every moment of writing this character. You’ve all made it an absolute pleasure to be here and every day I look forward to coming on here. Thank you all so much for your friendship and transporting me to Gotham itself. To celebrate my 400 followers, I decided I would make a small bias list of people I’ve enjoyed seeing and interacting with here.

Keep reading

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Cards Against Humanity to Combat my Crippling RP Insecurities

Game is Here

Password is ArkhamBlows

Please use your username as your username and please reblog to spread the word!

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greenqueries:

“We don’t have time, we need him dead and we need him to die by his own hand and we need him to know that I’m better than him as he’s dying!” Edward said, banging his fist on the table, furious that he hadn’t figured this out yet. He should have been able to figure it out. He was Edward Nygma of all people. He continued gritting his teeth, then nodding.

“Yes! Query you’re a genius! What you said. Every sign of stupidity hurts their loved one a little more. But… not gas, too amateur, too easy. He needs to see them in pain, he needs to see suffering. Perhaps… two knives either side under their ribs, each going in a little deeper.”

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“Boss, calm down. We cannot work if you’re too angered.” Her hand touched his thigh now, rubbing it softly. “Breathe, slow down, and think.” Query soon let go after a while, drawing out the room. 

“We should have the room be in the same building, maybe two rooms from the trap? Just so they can hear more of his or her/pain, while witnessing it. I’m thinking we use maybe a warehouse? Each department area can be a different puzzle.”

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that's dirty

Meme @theriddlxr

No.40

“I don’t think you can handle me.”

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“I’m sure you’d be surprised as to what I can handle,” Edward said, then taking back a shot of whisky. It had been an incredibly tough week. “Very surprised.”

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The blonde looked him up and down for a moment, shrugging half heartedly. “OK, I’ll allow you to humor me, this one time.” Or would there be another? It was hard to tell. “What do you want?”

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Send me ⚰ to turn my muse into a vampire

or alternatively turn my muse into a werewolf by sending 🐺

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reblog with a gif of the animal your muse would be.

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Originally posted by milothebudgie

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Originally posted by kaiyathegsd

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Badly describe my muse in my inbox.

Send in sexy pictures of your Muse to my submit box, and see how my muse reacts..

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Especially if we haven’t rp’d yet! It’ll be fun! Be sure to specify who the picture’s for tho.

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greenqueries:

Oswald walked in as if it were his own house. Feeling a little disappointed, Edward and him had planned going out for dinner together. He was never late, which only made him wonder if something was wrong.

“ That’s a shame… I suppose you know when he will be home? ”

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“--Won’t you come in?” She muttered softly, closing the door behind the Penguin. “I have no idea, he went out to get some supplies for a trap we’re coming up with. Considering you invited yourself in, you may stay here until his return.”

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greenqueries:

“A series of puzzles, each with two answers, an incorrect one and a correct one. All they’re told is that if they solve it that their loved one won’t perish, however the real answers will be hidden in plain sight. Their desperation will cause them not to thin. So… perhaps a slow poison? No that’s too amateur…” he hissed, then scribbling over the plans he’d made.

“Stupid, stupid.”

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“Don’t be so hard on yourself, Edward.” Query frowned softly, giving him a soft kiss on the cheek before working on the trap’s design. “We’re going to figure this out, it may take time..but we will. Until then, the layout will be done before we think of it.” She paused for a moment, raising a brow at the other. “Perhaps whenever the solver gets it wrong, gas can enter the room we’re holding the loved one in.”

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that's dirty

Meme @theriddlxr

No.40

“I don’t think you can handle me.”