got a pistol for a mouth;

Marlene Greengrass. Seventh Year. Sixteen. Slytherin. Potioneer Prodigy & Certified Genius. Feminist. Badarse. Sister. Part Hobbit. DA. ❝ Have some fire. Be unstoppable. Be a force of nature. Be better than anyone here, and don’t give a damn about what anyone thinks. You’re on your own. Be on your own. ❞

[pyromaeve-blog]

“Turn around then… Just don’t scream, I could do without the headache.” 

[greensassing-blog]

“Nah, I’d rather make you work for it, Fighting Irish, it’s not fun unless it’s a challenge.”

[fckinghorizontal-blog]

"I highly doubt we’re siblings Greenass. Your nose is much bigger than mine - genetics never lie. Oh gosh, thank you so much - what an honor to be allowed to finish what it’s humanitarialy in my rights by Queen Sasshole. Sit the fuck down and tell me what you want, no doubt it’ll take you a lifetime to finish the story and we have Potions to get to first period. “

[greensassing-blog]

 “My nose? You’re nose is bigger than mine, it’s how I spot you in a crowd, actually. It’s your signature, fuck face. -- You’re lucky I give you any rights with your back sassing, my reign will be forever. And rights? You a humanitarian now?” Marlene scoffed though there was a smile on her face as she sat across from him. “Guess who’s getting their own apartment at the end of the year in Diagon Alley?”

[greensassing-blog]

FMK - Xavier Parkinson, Kiran Khan, Scorpius Malfoy

Fuck: Scorpius Malfoy, if I was interested in fucking people at all. Merlin. Marry: Xavier Snarkinson, because it’s Xavier.Kill: Kiran Khan. That was most possibly the easiest decision of my life.

[kol-calamity-blog]

I Need Entertainment

ANONYMOUS TIME!!!! (or ask in character!)

HYE have you ever?

FMK fuck marry kill

KHC kiss hug cuddle

NML a night, a month or for life?

AMA ask me anything

HON hot or not?

WWY well would you?

WYR would you rather? 

TOD truth or dare?

SMW ship me with?

TOT this or that?

WIS who I ship? (with myself, or with others — specify) 

or anything else hilariously entertaining you can think of!  

[pyromaeve-blog]

"Keep making fun of my height, and I’m going to see just how far up your arse I can shove my beaters bat! I don’t imagine it’d be very comfortable, or very pretty - but the choice is yours." 

[greensassing-blog]

"Put your money where your mouth is, pyro, I wanna see how far you can shove a beaters bat up my arse."

[fckinghorizontal-blog]

"Unless this is a matter of life or death, I suggest you do not disturb me whilst I’m eating. Were you raised by ape’s? Where are your manners.” 

[greensassing-blog]

"Fuck right off, Snarkinson, you know I was raised by a man who couldn't keep his dick out of who knows how many vaginas -- you might be even be my brother for all I know. I don't think manners were his number one priority, really. But I'll let you finish, I'm charitable."

[sometimesbatmanarchive-deactiva]

                      aren’t you tired of being                                           { w e a k ? }                               such rage that you could                                        { ѕ ¢ я є α м }                         all of the stars right out of the sky

[human-spectrum-blog]

I support gay rights and gay lefts, I support gay ups and downs, basically any direction a gay can go

[remusjohnslupin]

[kbfoto]

Nothing like a woman with a brilliant mind and a filthy mouth.

(via whitewetbullets)  (via paperback-raita)

[scatteredly]

[targaryne]

[dulciesgf]