got a pistol for a mouth.

arlene Greengrass. Sixteen. Former Slytherin. Potioneer Prodigy & Certified Genius. Feminist. Badarse. Sister. ❝ Have some fire. Be unstoppable. Be a force of nature. Be better than anyone here, and don’t give a damn about what anyone thinks. You’re on your own. Be on your own. ❞

[strangeperseus]

Well, look what the cat dragged in.

[marlenegreensass]

So, you've finally looked in a mirror?

[dulciesgf]

[ezraxgreyback-blog]

There is a point in knocking, actually. And what if all of the men’s toilets are mine? So you’re one of those cliched girls that gets along with guys better than girls simply because you find girls bitchy and apparently you consider yourself not bitchy? Am I right? I don’t buy that for a second and no you can’t use the bathroom. You can leave though.

[marlenegreensass]

"What? Did you pee on them a l l and claim them as your territory, Puppy Greyback?  -- Wow, you've drawn the wrong conclusions entirely. First of all, I'm blunt to everyone because I don't take most people's shit. Besides, bitches gets stuff done. Second, they're a bunch of the girls I fought to get away from -- you know the prissy, brainwashed, Pureblood ones that have perfume that suffocates you -- and call me a blood traitor, give me looks, the whole deal.  And thirdly, my best mate is a girl. My other best mate is a girl too."

"So, no, you're wrong. You want a prize for it or something?" Marlene tilts her head to the side before going past him to wash her hands.

[juliegreyback]

"What do they call that? U-Go-Poo?"

[marlenegreensass]

"You know, that's a really just a -- genius name. I'll definitely take it into consideration. Any other ideas? I've never been good with naming shit."

[lokinettles-blog]

Well Miss Greengrass you have just earned yourself a week worth of detention for your outrageous accusation and blatant disrespect.

And no I am not, if you do have any information on professors like that do not hesitate to inform anyone with an authoritative title. 

[marlenegreensass]

"First of all, it wasn't an accusation as much as it was just a simple question that just happened to have been said outrageously and bluntly. How is that disrespectful? It's a question."

"Oh, do you mean m e? Technically, -- since we're getting all technical now --I have quite the authoritative title as a Ministry Worker who -- undoubtedly makes more galleons than you do -- also as someone placed here by the Ministry to protect students." As well as an Order member, though that wasn't always extremely known it seemed. Which, was good, in her position. "So, I'm just the perfect person to ask about this. ---- You know, I would've said yes, if you didn't take what I said so ... sensitively. I also wasn't very keen on bringing out the whole spiel, I thought we could observe the stars as equals, but alas, I'm once again treated as a student as well as talked down to. I'll go do something else."

[ezraxgreyback-blog]

Bloody hell! Haven’t you heard of knocking?

[marlenegreensass]

"Nah, there's no point in knocking. I mean -- there's a few more toilets, right? It's not like the whole of the bloody men's lavatory is yours, is it? All the girls are being weird and fucking bitch-y and I don't roll well with them. Besides, I don't find you attractive so I'm not gonna stare or check you out. So, we good? Can I use the bathroom? I'm going to whether I have your permission or not."

[juliegreyback]

"What’re you staring at me for?"

[marlenegreensass]

"You've got this constipated look on your face. It's hard not to look. I could make a potion to help you shit if you need it you know."

[elenakarkaroff]

"Why is it so dead in here tonight?  I’m bored."

[elenakarkaroff]

[marlenegreensass]

"Better than Hellwarts, that place really needs to get it's shit together. Hey, Elena. Seen Ollie anywhere?" 

[lokinettles-blog]

Oh how clear the sky is tonight. Would anyone care to join me in the Astronomy tower?

[marlenegreensass]

"Please don't tell me you're one of those pervert teachers that seduces students under the stars. Or some shit like that."

[dormienshq]

"What are you doing out here so late?"

[marlenegreensass]

"You know, I think the real question is what you're doing? I mean -- you're out on Hogwarts grounds alone, probably doing something freaky, I mean, what the fuck are you doing? That's the real question."

[timmyflint-blog]

"Yes Mr. Kitty. I know it’s sad she’s gone, but now I can pick up any cat in the castle and be sure I don’t have a former Headmistress on my lap."

[marlenegreensass]

"Did you pick up Minnie a lot? That must've been ... odd."

[blackhearting-blog1]

"Not to be insensitive or anything but — there’s no chance classes will be normal this term, is there?"

[blackhearting-blog1]

[marlenegreensass]

"My genius calculations say ... fuck no." she gave Biza a small smile before taking a deep breathe. "But nah, you're not being insensitive. Trust me, I'm the queen of being insensitive. Or so I've been told."

[tamshacklebolt-blog]

"People get too damn emotionaly attached to shit around here.."

[marlenegreensass]

"And how about you shut the fuck up and have some bloody respect? I mean, kids have been fucking tortured, beaten up, and have fucking died and you're gonna go along and say something like that? Go fuck yourself, I hear masturbation helps make people like you more tolerable and loosen up. Just 'cause you don't deal the same way, doesn't mean everyone's gotta be as fucking emotionless as you." Marlene huffed.

"Yeah, I don't like people being sad as shit either, but people are g r i e v i n g. Fucking hell, you'd think people who are older than me would be smarter but most of you lot are just a bunch of miscalculated abortions."

[coral]

The truth is, I pretend to be a cynic, but I am really a dreamer who is terrified of wanting something she may never get.

Joanna Hoffman (via feellng)

[targaryne]