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I'm Melissa. 25. Nerd. Asexual.

[greetingscaptainkirkitsgaila]

HAHAHAHAHA WHY DO I BOTHER.

nope

[am-i-a-cheerleader]

You know why Harry Potter is amazing? 99% of fan theories, headcanons and meta could be canon because Harry is about as observant as a brick wall. Did Slytherins come back to fight in the Battle of Hogwarts? Did Draco Malfoy enjoy crossdressing? Was Hermione transgender? Who knows, certainly not Harry

[q33r-deactivated20190402]

Harry didn’t notice Hermione time traveling around him for a whole year or his own teacher’s hand writing

[zoevioletlorenzo-deactivated202]

Harry didn’t notice that he was a wizard

[the44th]

The glass is just gone I don’t know maybe that just happens with snakes sometimes. 

[margarita-s-deactivated20221029]

You’re taking my heart, by storm I’m lost in your love, lost in your love I can’t hold back anymore I’m lost in your love, lost in your love

[maddisonkennedy-deactivated2017]

Do you have a "signature move" in the bedroom?

Yeah it’s called sleep

[ruinedmami-deactivated20140329]

Next time I start to develop a crush on someone please just punch me in the face instead

[malecwood-deactivated20161120]

Because I have decided on you, don’t you get that?..

[oh-good]

Reblog if you're on the heteroromantic ace defense squad

You guys are great okay

[stitchingin]

Camsten: powerpuff edition

[nuclearvampire]

You know something we don’t get taught often?  Why bodies with uteri often have a slight pouche. You wanna know why? Because the uterus leans against the outside wall of the abdominal cavity. The uterus is literally making that little pouche, the belly that we call fat all the fucking time, and that’s why it’s so fucking hard to get a absolutely flat belly! And thank fuck for having a female anatomy professor who is old enough and feminist enough to not give a damn and cheerfully tell us all the details that a male professor might have thought unimportant.  Cause fuck this society that ignores organs in order to fat-shame us.

[rairii]

I had no idea. Like, absolutely no idea.

[roachpatrol]

i did not know this at all

[bace-jeleren]

Kiss kiss fall in

Debt

[bace-jeleren]

I made this joke without realizing this was literally the plot if Ouran High School

[greetingscaptainkirkitsgaila]

just watched the whole series of stitchers so far today and im feeling much better. i am rather nervous about work tomorrow because i had this lady scream at me about how rude i was which i wasnt and my boss was there and she didnt say a damn thing. thanks for sticking up for me. i appreciate it. i hope she dont come back. shes my ex bf’s neighbor acting like i betrayed her when i dated this guy like two years ago. ANCIENT HISTORY

[vortexsophia-deactivated2022110]

WOW!!!

[kerryrenaissance]

When even members of your own party are saying “Anyone but you”.

[supershybutpushingthroughit]

Evil villains joining forces with the heroes to take down the evilest of evil villains, 

[walksoftlytay]

^^^I’m pretty sure that’s the premise of WWII

[nephilimdaily]

[keshasource]

A victim should never be the one to apologize for being raped and abused. #SaveKesha

[yuurikatsodone]

Reblog if you watch Stitchers! I want to see how many people are in this fandom!

[pressworksonpaperblog]

[micdotcom]

Yes, Ted Cruz actually said this on national TV — and then he brought up serial killers (!).

[momofmusa]

Funny…

[bigmisterc]

[bananafaceddinosaur]

To be fair, most of us would also have a moment where we had to actively chose whether or not to run trump over.