Let Greg say Fuck

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[greg-multiverse]

AAAAAAAAAAA!

[greg-multiverse]

Fucky

[greg-multiverse]

Dad someone hurt me

*Grabs keys, he’s gonna run ‘em over. Watch*

Where

[alexhelpsgems]

SOMEONE WHAT?!? Greg I normally don’t agree with you but we are going to go murder someone

[greg-multiverse]

yell heah

[alexhelpsgems]

Ok no but yes! Nobody hurts my children

[greg-multiverse]

'bout to drive my van into someone's heart

Hop in.

[greg-multiverse]

Dad someone hurt me

*Grabs keys, he’s gonna run ‘em over. Watch*

Where

[alexhelpsgems]

SOMEONE WHAT?!? Greg I normally don’t agree with you but we are going to go murder someone

[greg-multiverse]

yell heah

[greg-multiverse]

Dad someone hurt me

*Grabs keys, he's gonna run 'em over. Watch*

Where

[lkcatss]

Neon

[neonsteven2-deactivated20200207]

I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING

[greg-multiverse]

*Gets in van*

*Revs his engine*

[greg-multiverse]

Dad someone hurt me

*Grabs keys, he's gonna run 'em over. Watch*

Where

[carwash-steven]

OPEN ROLEPLAY

*theres a poorly drawn flyer with big words*

"ITS A WASH, CAR WASH!! GRAND RE OPENING JAM! LOTS OF FOOD AND STUFF! MINI PARTY!"

*he put these all over town, in mail boxes, handed them out-, anything he could think of. The car wash had balloons, streamers, there was a whole lot of stuff, lots of duck decorations, and even better, bubbles! And FOOD! There was actually a lot of food- overwhelmingly so. But, the steven smiled, standing in the middle of all of it. This was a great way to do meet new people!

/@sackofmeat-steven @broken-steven @naive-steeb @gemless-steven @cherryconfusedquartz @connie-loves-everything @that-cat-steven @ANYONE! Open rp <3

[greg-multiverse]

*Greg drove up to the car wash, if the party decorations didn't attracted him there, then the food definitely did. He parked and slid out of the vehicle, eyes landing on Steven he grinned goofily. At least one of them took up the "family business" as he liked to call it*

Hey! Nice decorations!

[carwash-steven]

Hey other universe mr universe! *he snapped, putting on his cool-guy shades*

I've got food from the other local businesses around town! Welcome to the w a sh!

[greg-multiverse]

*he's already grabbing doughnuts, his priorities are straight*

Nice thing you've got going on here, sure to attract a lot of people!

[carwash-steven]

Heck yeah! *he grabs one for himself, to save it from Greg*

If they ain't here for a car wash, they'll at least hear the name!

Gotta pay for college some how amiright?

[greg-multiverse]

*Greg takes a bite of one of his doughnuts nodding*

One of the best jobs out there, too, very therapeutic! And, you'll make money in no time! Who doesn't like going through a car wash?

[carwash-steven]

Exactly! Gotta wash out that after finals draaag!

*he nods back, approvingly*

I personally like the bubbles.

[greg-multiverse]

Rinsing off the suds after a nice scrub down, seeing what all your hard work's got 'ya

*he happy sighs, eating another bite of the doughnut*

Always been my favorite part

[carwash-steven]

*he grins*

Cant get a doctorates without any money!

*hes definitely getting himself a soda*

[greg-multiverse]

I still got a couple million in the bank, do you take donations?

*He has successfully finished the doughnut, congrats Greg you did it. He starts on the next one*

[carwash-steven]

*this man is like.. consuming doughnuts at an impressive rate, and honestly? Respect.*

*he blinked, and nearly choked-*

I forgot abOUT THAT-

Uhg, i guess you didnt have to spend a lot of it on stupid stuff like mine..

Uh. I'd feel bad takin your money!

[greg-multiverse]

It's not stupid! It's college! Very important. Besides, since the Suspects broke up I haven't had anything to spend it on

[carwash-steven]

I mean.. *he laughed- it was filled with anxiety*

Medical bills were more important I guess-

*oh god hes having a nervous break downsendhelp*

[greg-multiverse]

*medical bills, huh?*

*worried Greg mode activated*

Medical bills?

[greg-multiverse]

Who the fuck are you?

Mr. UniMultiverse

[neonsteven2-deactivated20200207]

Okay.....are you important???

[greg-multiverse]

I like to think so

[neonsteven2-deactivated20200207]

How???

[greg-multiverse]

I'm the father of the main character

[carwash-steven]

OPEN ROLEPLAY

*theres a poorly drawn flyer with big words*

"ITS A WASH, CAR WASH!! GRAND RE OPENING JAM! LOTS OF FOOD AND STUFF! MINI PARTY!"

*he put these all over town, in mail boxes, handed them out-, anything he could think of. The car wash had balloons, streamers, there was a whole lot of stuff, lots of duck decorations, and even better, bubbles! And FOOD! There was actually a lot of food- overwhelmingly so. But, the steven smiled, standing in the middle of all of it. This was a great way to do meet new people!

/@sackofmeat-steven @broken-steven @naive-steeb @gemless-steven @cherryconfusedquartz @connie-loves-everything @that-cat-steven @ANYONE! Open rp <3

[greg-multiverse]

*Greg drove up to the car wash, if the party decorations didn't attracted him there, then the food definitely did. He parked and slid out of the vehicle, eyes landing on Steven he grinned goofily. At least one of them took up the "family business" as he liked to call it*

Hey! Nice decorations!

[carwash-steven]

Hey other universe mr universe! *he snapped, putting on his cool-guy shades*

I've got food from the other local businesses around town! Welcome to the w a sh!

[greg-multiverse]

*he's already grabbing doughnuts, his priorities are straight*

Nice thing you've got going on here, sure to attract a lot of people!

[carwash-steven]

Heck yeah! *he grabs one for himself, to save it from Greg*

If they ain't here for a car wash, they'll at least hear the name!

Gotta pay for college some how amiright?

[greg-multiverse]

*Greg takes a bite of one of his doughnuts nodding*

One of the best jobs out there, too, very therapeutic! And, you'll make money in no time! Who doesn't like going through a car wash?

[carwash-steven]

Exactly! Gotta wash out that after finals draaag!

*he nods back, approvingly*

I personally like the bubbles.

[greg-multiverse]

Rinsing off the suds after a nice scrub down, seeing what all your hard work's got 'ya

*he happy sighs, eating another bite of the doughnut*

Always been my favorite part

[carwash-steven]

*he grins*

Cant get a doctorates without any money!

*hes definitely getting himself a soda*

[greg-multiverse]

I still got a couple million in the bank, do you take donations?

*He has successfully finished the doughnut, congrats Greg you did it. He starts on the next one*

[carwash-steven]

*this man is like.. consuming doughnuts at an impressive rate, and honestly? Respect.*

*he blinked, and nearly choked-*

I forgot abOUT THAT-

Uhg, i guess you didnt have to spend a lot of it on stupid stuff like mine..

Uh. I'd feel bad takin your money!

[greg-multiverse]

It's not stupid! It's college! Very important. Besides, since the Suspects broke up I haven't had anything to spend it on

[greg-multiverse]

Hi!

Hello!!!

[greg-multiverse]

Who the fuck are you?

Mr. UniMultiverse

[neonsteven2-deactivated20200207]

Okay.....are you important???

[greg-multiverse]

I like to think so

[carwash-steven]

OPEN ROLEPLAY

*theres a poorly drawn flyer with big words*

"ITS A WASH, CAR WASH!! GRAND RE OPENING JAM! LOTS OF FOOD AND STUFF! MINI PARTY!"

*he put these all over town, in mail boxes, handed them out-, anything he could think of. The car wash had balloons, streamers, there was a whole lot of stuff, lots of duck decorations, and even better, bubbles! And FOOD! There was actually a lot of food- overwhelmingly so. But, the steven smiled, standing in the middle of all of it. This was a great way to do meet new people!

/@sackofmeat-steven @broken-steven @naive-steeb @gemless-steven @cherryconfusedquartz @connie-loves-everything @that-cat-steven @ANYONE! Open rp <3

[greg-multiverse]

*Greg drove up to the car wash, if the party decorations didn't attracted him there, then the food definitely did. He parked and slid out of the vehicle, eyes landing on Steven he grinned goofily. At least one of them took up the "family business" as he liked to call it*

Hey! Nice decorations!

[carwash-steven]

Hey other universe mr universe! *he snapped, putting on his cool-guy shades*

I've got food from the other local businesses around town! Welcome to the w a sh!

[greg-multiverse]

*he's already grabbing doughnuts, his priorities are straight*

Nice thing you've got going on here, sure to attract a lot of people!

[carwash-steven]

Heck yeah! *he grabs one for himself, to save it from Greg*

If they ain't here for a car wash, they'll at least hear the name!

Gotta pay for college some how amiright?

[greg-multiverse]

*Greg takes a bite of one of his doughnuts nodding*

One of the best jobs out there, too, very therapeutic! And, you'll make money in no time! Who doesn't like going through a car wash?

[carwash-steven]

Exactly! Gotta wash out that after finals draaag!

*he nods back, approvingly*

I personally like the bubbles.

[greg-multiverse]

Rinsing off the suds after a nice scrub down, seeing what all your hard work's got 'ya

*he happy sighs, eating another bite of the doughnut*

Always been my favorite part

[carwash-steven]

*he grins*

Cant get a doctorates without any money!

*hes definitely getting himself a soda*

[greg-multiverse]

I still got a couple million in the bank, do you take donations?

*He has successfully finished the doughnut, congrats Greg you did it. He starts on the next one*

[carwash-steven]

OPEN ROLEPLAY

*theres a poorly drawn flyer with big words*

"ITS A WASH, CAR WASH!! GRAND RE OPENING JAM! LOTS OF FOOD AND STUFF! MINI PARTY!"

*he put these all over town, in mail boxes, handed them out-, anything he could think of. The car wash had balloons, streamers, there was a whole lot of stuff, lots of duck decorations, and even better, bubbles! And FOOD! There was actually a lot of food- overwhelmingly so. But, the steven smiled, standing in the middle of all of it. This was a great way to do meet new people!

/@sackofmeat-steven @broken-steven @naive-steeb @gemless-steven @cherryconfusedquartz @connie-loves-everything @that-cat-steven @ANYONE! Open rp <3

[greg-multiverse]

*Greg drove up to the car wash, if the party decorations didn't attracted him there, then the food definitely did. He parked and slid out of the vehicle, eyes landing on Steven he grinned goofily. At least one of them took up the "family business" as he liked to call it*

Hey! Nice decorations!

[carwash-steven]

Hey other universe mr universe! *he snapped, putting on his cool-guy shades*

I've got food from the other local businesses around town! Welcome to the w a sh!

[greg-multiverse]

*he's already grabbing doughnuts, his priorities are straight*

Nice thing you've got going on here, sure to attract a lot of people!

[carwash-steven]

Heck yeah! *he grabs one for himself, to save it from Greg*

If they ain't here for a car wash, they'll at least hear the name!

Gotta pay for college some how amiright?

[greg-multiverse]

*Greg takes a bite of one of his doughnuts nodding*

One of the best jobs out there, too, very therapeutic! And, you'll make money in no time! Who doesn't like going through a car wash?

[carwash-steven]

Exactly! Gotta wash out that after finals draaag!

*he nods back, approvingly*

I personally like the bubbles.

[greg-multiverse]

Rinsing off the suds after a nice scrub down, seeing what all your hard work's got 'ya

*he happy sighs, eating another bite of the doughnut*

Always been my favorite part

[greg-multiverse]

Who the fuck are you?

Mr. UniMultiverse

[carwash-steven]

OPEN ROLEPLAY

*theres a poorly drawn flyer with big words*

"ITS A WASH, CAR WASH!! GRAND RE OPENING JAM! LOTS OF FOOD AND STUFF! MINI PARTY!"

*he put these all over town, in mail boxes, handed them out-, anything he could think of. The car wash had balloons, streamers, there was a whole lot of stuff, lots of duck decorations, and even better, bubbles! And FOOD! There was actually a lot of food- overwhelmingly so. But, the steven smiled, standing in the middle of all of it. This was a great way to do meet new people!

/@sackofmeat-steven @broken-steven @naive-steeb @gemless-steven @cherryconfusedquartz @connie-loves-everything @that-cat-steven @ANYONE! Open rp <3

[greg-multiverse]

*Greg drove up to the car wash, if the party decorations didn't attracted him there, then the food definitely did. He parked and slid out of the vehicle, eyes landing on Steven he grinned goofily. At least one of them took up the "family business" as he liked to call it*

Hey! Nice decorations!

[carwash-steven]

Hey other universe mr universe! *he snapped, putting on his cool-guy shades*

I've got food from the other local businesses around town! Welcome to the w a sh!

[greg-multiverse]

*he's already grabbing doughnuts, his priorities are straight*

Nice thing you've got going on here, sure to attract a lot of people!

[carwash-steven]

Heck yeah! *he grabs one for himself, to save it from Greg*

If they ain't here for a car wash, they'll at least hear the name!

Gotta pay for college some how amiright?

[greg-multiverse]

*Greg takes a bite of one of his doughnuts nodding*

One of the best jobs out there, too, very therapeutic! And, you'll make money in no time! Who doesn't like going through a car wash?

[carwash-steven]

OPEN ROLEPLAY

*theres a poorly drawn flyer with big words*

"ITS A WASH, CAR WASH!! GRAND RE OPENING JAM! LOTS OF FOOD AND STUFF! MINI PARTY!"

*he put these all over town, in mail boxes, handed them out-, anything he could think of. The car wash had balloons, streamers, there was a whole lot of stuff, lots of duck decorations, and even better, bubbles! And FOOD! There was actually a lot of food- overwhelmingly so. But, the steven smiled, standing in the middle of all of it. This was a great way to do meet new people!

/@sackofmeat-steven @broken-steven @naive-steeb @gemless-steven @cherryconfusedquartz @connie-loves-everything @that-cat-steven @ANYONE! Open rp <3

[greg-multiverse]

*Greg drove up to the car wash, if the party decorations didn't attracted him there, then the food definitely did. He parked and slid out of the vehicle, eyes landing on Steven he grinned goofily. At least one of them took up the "family business" as he liked to call it*

Hey! Nice decorations!

[carwash-steven]

Hey other universe mr universe! *he snapped, putting on his cool-guy shades*

I've got food from the other local businesses around town! Welcome to the w a sh!

[greg-multiverse]

*he's already grabbing doughnuts, his priorities are straight*

Nice thing you've got going on here, sure to attract a lot of people!

[carwash-steven]

OPEN ROLEPLAY

*theres a poorly drawn flyer with big words*

"ITS A WASH, CAR WASH!! GRAND RE OPENING JAM! LOTS OF FOOD AND STUFF! MINI PARTY!"

*he put these all over town, in mail boxes, handed them out-, anything he could think of. The car wash had balloons, streamers, there was a whole lot of stuff, lots of duck decorations, and even better, bubbles! And FOOD! There was actually a lot of food- overwhelmingly so. But, the steven smiled, standing in the middle of all of it. This was a great way to do meet new people!

/@sackofmeat-steven @broken-steven @naive-steeb @gemless-steven @cherryconfusedquartz @connie-loves-everything @that-cat-steven @ANYONE! Open rp <3

[greg-multiverse]

*Greg drove up to the car wash, if the party decorations didn't attracted him there, then the food definitely did. He parked and slid out of the vehicle, eyes landing on Steven he grinned goofily. At least one of them took up the "family business" as he liked to call it*

Hey! Nice decorations!