Incompetence

“…Well, what do we have here…? Come to grace this pitiful gremlin with your presence, eh? You're wasting your time. “ (( Independent RP/Ask blog for Gremlin Prescott from Epic Mickey ))

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(( crap blog is back ))

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(( Prescott's askbox is still open, by the way. I haven't done anything yet because all I've gotten is hugs from anons. :U ))

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(( //hides ))

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Tell us about your childhood Scottie

N-no. I don't think so. 

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*pokes you repeatedly* HEY PRESCOTT

...G-go away.

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You know, I haven't really thought of him in a while...

Not that I would have been able to contact him, even if I wanted to. 

Hm.. I suppose he's still running the Dioramas...

That is, if they haven't torn them down already, like the majority of my inventions. Such a pity.

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Next time you escape and Pete's asleep, you should shave off his fur. *snores*

You know, that's not a bad idea.

Glad I thought of it.

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You are my hero.

"Yes, yes, of course I am." He waved his hand dismissively, "Now run along. I don't have time to accept your praise and adoration."

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D'arrg reportin' for duty captain

"... I beg your pardon?" Prescott raised an eyebrow.

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*comes in with a big truck load of valentines stuff* *unloads it on prescott* HAPPY VALENTINES DAY, JERK *drives away*

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*A random note appears in front of your face* It says: Eat chocolate. What do you do?

Well, dear Anon... The first step is to wonder: "Why there is a random note in front of my face and how it got there?"

... Next, I throw it away because I don't care.

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//smooches you and then flees

"What... just happened.."

...

"I-I feel unclean."

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Peanuts comic strip because why the heck not c:

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y u reject cohcoalte form dat gurl y u a jurk

Why do you not know how to spell? 

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Welllll then if you hate Valentines Day and you reject my chocolates then I suppose you're just gonna be watching romantic comedies on that day, hmmmm? ಠ 3ಠ

W-what are you talking about? You are making no sense. I do not watch romantic comedies. That is my least favorite thing to do. Complete and utter nonsense.

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what about markus or telly or jamface or gus or mickey or ortensia or oswald or anyone else?

Go bother someone else for once, would you, Anon?