alt.gorets

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so did anyone else catch ben carson ranting about lucifer at the convention tonight?

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i feel bad about never remembering how the fuck to spell milo yianopoulos but im kinda disappointed he was banned from twitter. they shoulda welded his mouth shut and cut off his access to any form of communication device as well tbh

[babyanimalgifs]

[cornygirlfriend]

[gremlins2thenewbatch]

so i went to a hackathon over the weekend and that was fun. i shoulda player tech startup jargon bingo. like i feel like everyone there secretly knew they were working on bullshit but were in too deep already to admit it

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the bird what chirps like a ring tone seems to be upset that i am not falling for his shenanigans

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my sister was in town so she took me to go grocery shopping but then she was like 'oh we need to make one more stop' and i was like ok. except now ive been sitting in the car in front of a sex toy shop for 20 minutes while my almond milk gets warm. theres a bird who learned to chirp like a cell phone across the parking lot just beeping at me

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i see theyre still shoving posts from literal nazis i dont follow right in my face. glad to see this site hasnt changed much in the months ive been gone

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wow i havent been on in forever. im not dead tho. actually probably more alive than i ever was when i sank all my time into this site. i need to learn moderation tbh

[gremlins2thenewbatch]

luke skywalker: han.

han solo: yeah?

luke skywalker: i have a weird question.

han solo: shoot, kid.

luke skywalker: you ever made out with chewie?

han solo: i'm not seeing how that's a weird question.

[gremlins2thenewbatch]

i wrote a screenplay for a short and it makes heavy reference to three different books ive never read

[gremlins2thenewbatch]

its called “no outside still” and its about a musician and an artist eavesdropping on opposite ends of a phone conversation of two lovers arguing and coming to contradictory conclusions about what happened but never realizing theyre both talking about the same event. they also happen to each know one of the participants of the phone call but still fail to connect the dots and in their mistaken understanding of the world they remark how funny life is as the credits roll

[gremlins2thenewbatch]

i wrote a screenplay for a short and it makes heavy reference to three different books ive never read

[gremlins2thenewbatch]

i feel so bored and fraudulent and dissatisfied

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i like when movies/anime casually reference some other work or some philosophy and then just kinda forget about it like i love learning by proxy osmosis. im well read by allusion

[mtfautoandrophile]

i have never known a time that was not peach time

[akumeoy]

[gremlins2thenewbatch]

apparently ‘collapsism’ is already a word but fuck-it-burn-it-all-ism doesnt seem like itd fly in academia

[gremlins2thenewbatch]

my idea for the epoch that succeeds postmodernism: collapsism. where modernism showed the old institutions to be mere houses of cards, and postmodernism showed those houses to lack foundations in the face of the endless reproducibility of meaning, collapsism is the wonder of watching the cards fall