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@gressil-offender
An introduction, before we begin!
This account is run by @thestaticonyourscreen.
This is a parody account to @gressil-defender.
The person who runs that account and I are not the same person, but we are friends.
Anyway,
Gressil 👎
DISCLAIMER: I realize this may be unclear. I do not hate Gressil and I am not going to attack anyone for liking him.
sorry for the lack of Gressil bashing last night I woke up at 11:30 and read the episode in a half-awake haze so uhhhhh BOOOO CRYING BASTARD
anyway Glad was pretty. too pretty. I'm getting suspicious of him
This prettiness is not suspicious— he’s been doing that, you fool
Oh yeah Gressil!! He’s so empathetic!! Or whatever
Consider: suspicious smile
He’s being nice I am going to deep fry you 💔
you can't trust anything Ms. Freaky sent me death threats yesterday.
sorry for the lack of Gressil bashing last night I woke up at 11:30 and read the episode in a half-awake haze so uhhhhh BOOOO CRYING BASTARD
anyway Glad was pretty. too pretty. I'm getting suspicious of him
This prettiness is not suspicious— he’s been doing that, you fool
Oh yeah Gressil!! He’s so empathetic!! Or whatever
Consider: suspicious smile
sorry for the lack of Gressil bashing last night I woke up at 11:30 and read the episode in a half-awake haze so uhhhhh BOOOO CRYING BASTARD
anyway Glad was pretty. too pretty. I'm getting suspicious of him
fuck this bitch I don't care if he did something good for once I DON'T TRUST HIM
You are a fool
at least I'm not mindlessly giving him the benefit of the doubt despite past actions showing he CLEARLY cannot be trusted because he ALWAYS has an ulterior motive
Have you considered blindly trusting him though? Fool?
I have actually! decided not to and that's why this blog exists
Lies
What proof do you have
fuck this bitch I don't care if he did something good for once I DON'T TRUST HIM
You are a fool
at least I'm not mindlessly giving him the benefit of the doubt despite past actions showing he CLEARLY cannot be trusted because he ALWAYS has an ulterior motive
Have you considered blindly trusting him though? Fool?
I have actually! decided not to and that's why this blog exists
fuck this bitch I don't care if he did something good for once I DON'T TRUST HIM
You are a fool
at least I'm not mindlessly giving him the benefit of the doubt despite past actions showing he CLEARLY cannot be trusted because he ALWAYS has an ulterior motive
fuck this bitch I don't care if he did something good for once I DON'T TRUST HIM
I would NOT be friends with this bitch. kys get out of my house
FREAK. FREAKY ASS BITCH.
He is going to kill YOU and enter your house I’m sorry
are you implying I can die, gressil-defender
Yes, even if it is a temporary affair
Gressil will be killed long before I EVER am and I will be the one to execute him
Not if I’ve anything to do about it
fuck you my blog theme is cooler than yours and I have a knife
Counterargument: my blog theme is a jumpscare which is arguably cooler and I will absorb your knife like a magic eraser.
counterargument: no and you can't absorb my knife it's too cool
Counterargument: I will do as I please
counterargument: look! it's an ace attorney!
I would NOT be friends with this bitch. kys get out of my house
FREAK. FREAKY ASS BITCH.
He is going to kill YOU and enter your house I’m sorry
are you implying I can die, gressil-defender
Yes, even if it is a temporary affair
Gressil will be killed long before I EVER am and I will be the one to execute him
Not if I’ve anything to do about it
fuck you my blog theme is cooler than yours and I have a knife
Counterargument: my blog theme is a jumpscare which is arguably cooler and I will absorb your knife like a magic eraser.
counterargument: no and you can't absorb my knife it's too cool
I would NOT be friends with this bitch. kys get out of my house
FREAK. FREAKY ASS BITCH.
He is going to kill YOU and enter your house I’m sorry
are you implying I can die, gressil-defender
Yes, even if it is a temporary affair
Gressil will be killed long before I EVER am and I will be the one to execute him
Not if I’ve anything to do about it
fuck you my blog theme is cooler than yours and I have a knife
I would NOT be friends with this bitch. kys get out of my house
FREAK. FREAKY ASS BITCH.
He is going to kill YOU and enter your house I’m sorry
are you implying I can die, gressil-defender
Yes, even if it is a temporary affair
Gressil will be killed long before I EVER am and I will be the one to execute him
I would NOT be friends with this bitch. kys get out of my house
FREAK. FREAKY ASS BITCH.
He is going to kill YOU and enter your house I’m sorry
are you implying I can die, gressil-defender
I would NOT be friends with this bitch. kys get out of my house
FREAK. FREAKY ASS BITCH.
there's been a severe lack of Gressil in the recent episodes and this is bad because it's difficult to hate on him when he isn't there. anyway I haven't been hating on him when he does show up because I've reached an ascended level of haterhood which is I deem him BORING. BOOOOOOOOO BITCH WORKED RETAIL GET OUTTA HERE
get him out of here 👎👎👎🔪🔪🔪
poor Kenny
I have 2 demons in my head, and they are named @gressil-defender and @gressil-offender
now see I'm the angel on your shoulder what is this demon talk
