Greta

idk

[mens-rights-activia]

[stupidfuckingquestions]

[nerdjpg]

[andhetakesandhetakesandhetakes]

friend: what’s wrong? do you wanna talk about it?

me:

[fuckyahumor]

i just wanna find the jake peralta of my life

[dangerousdykes]

[yungbara]

this is the most relatable post I have ever seen

[joshpeck]

the comedic timing, tone, and voice fluctuation of the yes is simply superb. a+ content

[raptorific]

I see how it is. Rihanna can wear a shiny, completely transparent dress in public and everyone loves it, but when I did it, I was “wasting saran wrap” and “ruining Easter, Daniel.”

[punlovsin]

[danidonovan]

I’ve been working on being more conscious of how I write emails, and made this handy printable guide! I have a bad habit of overusing exclamation points, emojis, and qualifiers like “just” and “possibly” to sound extra-friendly and non-threatening in emails. (“Just wondering / just confirming / just checking / just making sure / just wanted to let you know”) You are allowed to take up space. Your voice deserves to be heard. Your opinions matter. You don’t need to apologize for existing or asking for what you need. You are not “bossy” or “bitchy” for not sounding like a pep-machine 24/7. If you act like a doormat, you better develop a taste for shoe leather. You have power too. Don’t be afraid to stand up for yourself— no one else is gonna do it for you.

[veryfunnymemes]

[handsomedogs]

[eastegg-deactivated20200528]

i don’t think that a movie needs to be good in order for it to be good

[inkskinned]

okay maybe this is just me but ever get your nails painted, particularly if it’s been awhile, and suddenly feel about a million times more efficient and elegant. like everyday things like texting and typing and driving are like. how together is my life right now? honestly not very but you wouldn’t know that from looking at my nails

[vangoghcean]

there’s just something better about sitting on the kitchen counter I can’t explain it

[kornakus]

When the whole squad looks good

[thecircle-]

[bitchycode]

‪What part of “i don’t wanna spend anymore money” don’t I understand