All eyes on you

Greta Catchlove Bones Writer. Cheese connoisseur. Mum of Oliver and Jackson alongside my husband, Edgar Bones. Expecting a third.

[dementedscabior]

You’re in the wrong neighborhood.

[ameliaboners]

Oh, you’d wish that, wouldn’t you?

[gretacheese]

Amelia, please.

[gretacheese]

[gretacheese]

longarse:

Greta. I’ll get there. 

I’m pregnant. Alice is. We’re– not we, she, in Ju– there’s going to be a baby in July, God damn it. 

A baby -- Frank! Congratulations!

You must be happy... and panicked.

[gretacheese]

longarse:

I should be. But I’m in the very right place at a very wrong time what… an idiot.

Frank. Would you please tell me?

[longarse]

I’ll give you a single wild guess.

[gretacheese]

If it’s a wild idea, there’s not a chance I’d guess correctly.

Truly, are you okay?

[longarse]

No, thank you.

Happy Christmas. I uh, it– I brought gifts for the boys. I tried, I just– right. 

[gretacheese]

Frank, are you-- Are you not well?

[longarse]

It feels good out there if you’re wearing the right clothing. 

Happy Christmas. Had a nice one, yeah? 

[gretacheese]

Happy Christmas.

It was an exciting one, but it always tends to be around Ed’s family. How ways yours? And could I get you something to drink? Coffee, tea, cocoa... Eggnog!

[longarse]

[gretacheese]

What a pleasant, Christmas miracle. Come inside quick. It’s much too cold for you to be standing out there, Frank.

[gretacheese]

There’s about 500 diapers there. Should be good for about a week.

Happy Christmas Grets, and Eddie, but mostly Grets.

Yours,

Doc

P.S. Some candy for the boys. You’re welcome.

Somehow the boys have already found the sweets. Typical? Quite. And very hysterical, to say the least. Merry Christmas, Doc, and thank you for the useful gifts.

With love, The Bones Family

[gretacheese]

Mass Owl | Christmas

I am wishing you all the best of Christmases and the happiest of New Years.

- Greta

[gretacheese]

Mass Owl | Christmas

You’re all very special to me. Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

x Grets

[gretacheese]

Thought you could use a weekend away to relax and get pampered. I’m so happy I get to spend another Christmas with you, Greta Bones. 

- Eddie

I have something special for you, too, dear. How would you like to play on the Wanderer’s field another time? Our boys have never seen you in your true element and I’d love for them to. I’ve made it possible.

Thank you so much, Grets

[gretacheese]

Merry Christmas! I haven’t seen you in a while and I don’t know how big the twins have gotten, so I hope these fit. Take care!

– Allie M.

Oh my goodness, Allie. The boys are going to look absolutely precious in these! We’ll have them try these on before bedtime tonight. Thank you bunches and Happy Christmas!

x Greta

[lexiegreengrass-blog]

I don’t really write anything else. Except for a journal, but—

[gretacheese]

Is it a private journal?

[lexiegreengrass-blog]

No, not at all. It’s– I like writing letters, and it is very easy to get lost in writing them.

[gretacheese]

Isn’t it? Does the same thing happen when you write other things, too?

[gretacheese]

.

[lexiegreengrass-blog]

I– Um. Hello. I was just– it’s just a letter. To my sister.

[gretacheese]

Hi there. I hope I’m not interrupting, then. You only seemed deep in thought, so I had to ask.