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Sagittarius | 18 | Meme Goddess

[gabrieldreyfuss]

Guy who likes music

[ethereal-insight-deactivated201]

Is he an alien

[butangel420]

This is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen

[willinq]

[willinq]

Sometimes things in context… are better

[bestofironictiktok]

[takeman2016]

Holy shit can you imagine looking out your window to see this over across the road.

[clippy]

[unclefather]

[smugsbunny4]

[angelmutual]

@canonise

[catasters]

[bobbulb-deactivated20250719]

In 2018 the Animation Gods gave us Spider-Verse, so in 2019 we had to pay

[svdownwards-blog]

[lavagoth]

[jlaw]

[vampirezigzagoon]

[geniusoflove]

the spiderman balloon somehow ended up in my department and i refuse to move him. my new coworker

[geniusoflove]

[shiftythrifting]

Some excellent shirts, an “I’m stuck on bingo” frog mug, and a horrifying duck cookie jar. Salvation Army, Syracuse NY.

[unclefather]

if you REALLY want to make america great again make mcdonalds bring back chicken selects

[unclefather]

it was the perfect medium between a chicken nugget and a whole chicken 

[unclefather]

me screaming “don’t HURT HIM. HE DIDNT KNOW I WAS MARRIED” when my future husband tries to beat up the guy I was having an affair with

[unclefather]

Every day. Every single day, I would make my way to the local movie theater. They didn’t question it. They knew why I was there. The first time I went, I was bald. And slowly, over the weeks my hair started to grow back. Every time I went in, They would like at me like I was crazy. At least until they started seeing results. After awhile, they stopped making me buy tickets to movies. They did however, require that I make a purchase while I was there. Every day, I go into the movie theater with a cast iron pot. And every day, I leave the movie theater with a large pepsi and a pot full of popcorn butter to dump on my luscious hair.

[unclefather]

person: *tries to talk to me while music is on*

me:

[majestical]

what if we became a couple 😳😳😳 while we were both working 🏛️⚖️📝💼🏛️ to decriminalize homosexuality 👨‍❤️‍👨👩‍❤️‍👩🌈 in india 🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳 and we were both women 😳😳😳