Ode to Don Lemon
Oh, you are a sweet man but your name is just.. so sour.
I swear I saw you in a car commercial the other day and whenever I think of your name all I see are yellow flowers. Like a pair of small underwear or the fleeting wind: you seem to be everywhere all at once - smiling and jabbing with that pithy wit that lands somewhere between Piers Morgan and Brooke Baldwin.
(in a good way)
Sweet Lemon, how you disarm your audience and how you charm your guests. Light, fluffy and friendly without a hint of sarcasm whilst lacing every conversation with a clean, zesty yellow finish.
Yes, the allure of the Lemon does not go unnoticed.















