greyson.

greyson valdez. 29. said you wanna be good, but you're begging me to come over.

[greysvaldez]

wesleybartlett:

I wouldn’t go that far. I bet you say that to all the boys.

Only the hot ones.

[greysvaldez]

wesleybartlett:

I’m not a huge fan of vodka myself, but I won’t turn it down if it’s offered. Luckily for you, I should have some tequila, and I know I have a few limes if you need one. 

I mean, if the goal is just get drunk and have a good time, I’m not gonna turn down any type of alcohol. Like, fuck it, give me some moonshine. Don’t need any limes, just the tequila and your fine ass.

[greysvaldez]

wesleybartlett:

Bad memories? Or lack thereof?

Definitely blacked out more times than I can count with vodka. So could be bad memories too, but your guess is as good as mine. Also tastes like shit.

[greysvaldez]

wesleybartlett·:

I thought you might. I’ve always been a Scotch man, but I enjoy any good Whiskey.

I would never turn down a glass of whiskey. To be fuckin’ honest, there’s not much I would turn down when it comes to alcohol. Except maybe vodka. She’s the devil’s mistress.

[greysvaldez]

wesleybartlett·:

Just imagine how hot I’ll look underneath you. You won’t be disappointed. I’m not a big tequila man, but I think I can find a bottle for you somewhere in my collection. 

Already imagining it, already liking it. Only thing better would be seeing it with my own eyes. Tequila is basically water to me, but I’m not a picky man. What’s your poison?

[greysvaldez]

liampetersons:

Don’t get me wrong. I love my family, but Vermont’s never felt like home for me. If I could pick up my parents and sister and move them to the West Coast, I would. Home is surfing and street tacos, not snow and small towns. Not exactly, but you’re not wrong. If you want some damn good maple syrup then this is the place to be, but I’ll take a breakfast burrito over pancakes any day. Hey, I’m not pretending I haven’t dropped a paycheck’s worth on some burgers or nuggets in my lifetime. Definitely don’t recommend Jack in the Box, though. If you’re drunk or got a case of the munchies, it hits the spot, but it’s not something you eat sober.

How long are you vistin’ for? Vermont is quiet as hell but it’s not that bad, it’s all about who you know. Street tacos, you’re speaking my language. Snow fucking sucks, there’s no getting around that one. I’m a huge fan of Mexican food, grew up on it, but can’t remember the last time I had a breakfast burrito. Drown it in hot sauce and I’d get on my knees for the fist person that hands me one right now. Not really a fast food kind of guy, huh? There’s gotta be a chain out there you like.

[greysvaldez]

wesleybartlett​:

I’ve never been one to hold back, especially around men who look like you. Perfect. I like a man who cuts to the chase, and I have better drinks at my place than you can find at any bar here. Here’s my address; I’ll see you at 9.

You’re the hottest thing I’ve seen in a while so glad we’re on the same page. Can’t wait to hear what you sound like when I have you spread out on that bed of yours. Got any Patron? Rather get into it the second I get there, but wouldn’t say no to a shot after.

[greysvaldez]

liampetersons:

I’m visiting family, which is great, but I’m homesick already. This place couldn’t be any more different from California. Really? Sounds like you’re hanging out with the wrong people, but from what I remember from here, this town doesn’t look like it can handle spice. Carrot Habanero. Got it, but honestly, I’m gonna get all of them to test them out. Exactly. There’s something about Taco Bell and Jack in the Box that just hits different when you’re drunk. I can’t remember the last time I had Chipotle, but I do know it’s a step up from Taco Bell.

Don’t hear that a lot, homesick from the place your parent aren’t at. The West Coast definitely has the best tacos that I’ve ever had, no wonder you’re homesick. If you’re talking about the caucasity of this place, no offense, then yeah I agree. Some places get it right, though. Never had Jack in the Box, but I’ll take your word for it. McDonalds has gotten some cash from me before, so I’m not innocent when it comes to that shit. Fuckin’ barely.

[greysvaldez]

wesleybartlett:

So have I. I’m saying you’re hotter. I’ll bet you can. Are you free tonight? We can get your drink over with and then head back to my place so you can show me exactly what you’ll do with my bed.

You go so hard with your compliments, and I’m fucking here for it. Nothin’ hotter than a guy who knows what he wants. Or we could skip the drink all together and just head to your place. Maybe have that drink after. I’m dying to see this bed of yours.

[greysvaldez]

ryanwelsh:

That’s not quite where my mind went, but yes, I can imagine that would be difficult. I suppose that makes sense. I don’t think I would want my family to know what I did either if my job involved minimal clothing. You’re relentless.

You’re welcome for that visual. Porn is harder than it looks, but it’s still the best gig I’ve ever had so I’m not complaining. I’m not a secret having kind of guy, but there are some times you just gotta keep from your ma. She would probably have a heart attack if I told her since she’s pretty old fashioned. Yeah, you could say that. One of my many awesome qualities.

[greysvaldez]

liampetersons:

Good to know. I’m here for a few weeks, so I’ll have a chance to try all the tacos and sauces. You know a taco place is good when they have sauce options. Yeah, I’m into spice. I’ve tried very few sauces that I couldn’t handle. The spicier, the better. I don’t think I’ve ever kept track, but it’s definitely up there. Exactly, but I’m far from home and Taco Bell isn’t going to cut it right now. 

You here on vacation or something? Shit, exactly. I’m all for some salsa verde, but if that’s all a place has, it aint the real deal. That right? Hard to find people who can handle some spice. You gotta try the Carrot Habanero at Gordo’s. Taco Bell only really cuts it when you’re drunk out of your mind. Chipotle is a little better, but not by a lot.

[greysvaldez]

liampetersons:

My kind of dude. Taco Gordo, got it. You’ll probably find me there by the end of the week. Your secret’s safe with me. I get it. Sometimes I want to eat 50 tacos in one sitting. Sometimes I just need a Cheesy Gordita Crunch and a couple of beers. We’ve all been there.

You really can’t go wrong with anything they’re selling over there, but the brisket is dope. I normally go for the chicken though, because I can eat more of those at once. You gotta check out all of their sauces and find out which one you like best. You into spice? I think my record is 20, but I’m always looking to beat it. Hey, you get it. Sometimes it just hits fucking right.

[greysvaldez]

liampetersons:

Alright, so important question for people who know their way around. Where can I get the best tacos? Preferably street tacos, but I’ll take anything at this point. Except Taco Bell. Obviously.

I heard tacos, and I came running. Taco Gordo is where it’s at around here. Their sauces are fucking awesome, I could eat 50 of their tacos no problem. Hey, if it’s 1am and I need something quick, I’ll go to Taco Bell. Just don’t tell my ma.

[greysvaldez]

wesleybartlett:

Sounds like a lot of people are wrong. You’re too hot to be a frat guy. I’ll keep that in mind the next time my bed gets cold. You ever been to Half Lounge?

I’ve met some pretty fucking hot frat guys before, but hell yeah I'll take the compliment. If you ever need it warmed up, I’m your guy. I can make it nice and hot. Yeah, I’ve been there. Had a lot of fun times there.

[greysvaldez]

samuelcarters:

Yeah, that’s not me, but good for you, man.  Damn, the bar’s really not hard for drinking buddies, huh. Glad I passed, though. You’re a pretty chill dude.

So, when do you hook up with someone? You’re too hot to not be getting some. Thanks, dude, same to you. I go out most weekends so just hit me up whenever you’re bored. Or if you ever wanna grab a taco and a beer or something.

[greysvaldez]

ryanwelsh:

I don’t think I would call what you do easy, but the instant money would definitely be a bonus. I could see that. What made you tell her that’s what you did? I think I’ve been complimented plenty for today.

Well, shit, thanks for that. It is pretty fuckin’ hard to keep my dick up for two or three hours for a scene. I wanted to be a cop when I was kid, so a security guard sounded like a good cover without all the training and shit I would have to know about if she asked. I think that’s up to me to decide, and I’m not done yet.

[greysvaldez]

wesleybartlett:

Yeah, you seem like a beer guy. You free tomorrow night?

People are always sayin I look like a frat guy, so I get that. For a guy who looks like you, I’ll always be free.