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this is frying me

Three year old brownie behind @sam-yow 's shelf....

#but its in a bag so its okay #sam.#.........

i feel like sam has encounters where people, particularly older people, say something along the lines of "youre the first LESBIAN lesbian i ever met" (meaning U Look Butch, which should prepare you for how problematic the opinion is going to be) "and i always thought the stereotype went that ur people are practical. look at you" and i think sam is like hm. ok well not the sort of 'touching the hearts and minds' work that i intended to get across but that's fine. i guess

#i feel like they get the sentiment of 'i thought butches were meant to be good at useful things' said to them a lot #they try ok. they have the muscle to put into it. they go to the gym. they have carabiners #but they are lacking in sense. they are too silly #they are like the guy from ratatouille. they need a ferret like femme screaming orders at them in order for them to function #the adrenaline i think would make them better at plumbing #sam.#headcanon.

*Someone tries to heavily flirt with mc who is ace/demi.

Mc turns their face towards ro and whispers

"fuckin help me!"

dane panics and either barks at the person or punches them in the face. what? you were uncomfortable, it was the quickest way to make them leave you alone, right?

mona grabs them by the neck with a menacing little smile and a "fuck off", will even go as far as to escort them away and toss them into the nearest idling car.

sam would make up a very frantic excuse and pull mc away, only to reveal that they were acting. will commit arson for better believability if necessary.

angel would initiate parent mode. does your mom know you're harassing people? where are your manners, who raised you? bam, restraining order threat.

thirteen has already pulled out their gun and pointing it in their face. people are screaming and fleeing. the weirdo is gone, leaving only one. two thumbs up.

#asks.#dane.#thirteen.#angel.#mona.#sam.#i amnin a silly mood :)#but still canon compliant!#i was gonna sleep but my brain said no

What do you mean it’s compelling

#Sam.#Sam you can’t just say shit like that.#the magnus protocol #the magnus protocol spoilers #tmagp #tmagp spoilers #zell’s bs

found next to each other in CT. i guess sam is no longer the swag man.

#thrifting #shiftythrifting #submission #thrift finds #incredibly specific #under armor #sam.

me at L 🌀🌀🌀🌀🌀

#kekekekekekek #Sam.#the brothers man

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