I was thinking about this kind of crushes that have a talent to piss you off regularly and their way to cheer you up is by just bothering you even more :âv Colt tries to not let that happen to Falco on his birthday at least :â)
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I was thinking about this kind of crushes that have a talent to piss you off regularly and their way to cheer you up is by just bothering you even more :âv Colt tries to not let that happen to Falco on his birthday at least :â)
Falco and Colt
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im just here to say that i was so distraught that i logged back onto this account to just cry
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starter call!
ooc; hey guys! this is p obvious what Iâm doing lol so if you guys want a starter message me on here so we can plot it or on discord (masophikarin 2976)!
ooc; just got discordddddd do hmu if you find it easier to chat on there! (masophikarin 2976)
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As only a handful of people knew or bothered to know about it, Colt hadnât expected much from the military nor did he expect a celebration for his birthday (but it was his 18th). Not that he minded too much, in his thoughts, as long as his family knew and was at least aware, he would be satisfied with his birthday, but word got out. It was spread amongst the youth throughout the day.Â
(He was certain this was the work of his brother or at least someone he knew from a young age, and whatever was the case, he wasnât about to complain).
So once the evening session of training was over, Colt headed to the hall to get his dinner and go right to bed, but to his surprise, the room had lightened up and out came everyone cheerfully singing a strange rendition of the happy birthday tune. The blonde laughed of course, how could he not?
As they were enjoying themselves and their little âfeastâ together, Colt finally had a moment to stand at the side near the door. He was by his lonesome with his brother too busy being with others his age to notice, but he noticed a girl who seemed to be by herself as well. She wished him a happy birthday along with the other trainees. âThank you, Mikasa,â Colt smiled speaking up and thanking the younger girl.
ooc; Iâm offended. It has been 18 hours since it has been Coltâs birthday, and no one wants to spend time with my boo ;-;
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âMissyâÂ
ooc; Colt just call her âmissyâ in nearly all scnearios i.e. âNow look here missyâ âItâs dangerous missyâ etc.
Send âđâ for my character to state a nickname they have for yours / make one up on the spot.
Reblog this if you donât mind doing multiple threads at a time with someone.
âThe Officeâ Season 3 Sentence Starters
Feel free to change pronouns or anything else !
âI think weâre just drunk.â
âYouâre really gonna marry him?â
âI gotta win her back.â
âGay good.â
âKids, sometimes it pays to be gay.â
âI love inside jokes. Love to be part of one someday.â
âSheâs my ex-loverâŠish.â
âAny last words?â
âHug it out, bitch.â
âIf I can get them depressed, then Iâll have done my job.â
âYouâre not a veterinarian! You donât know anything!â
âIâm rejecting your kiss.â
âGet in the car, dummy.â
âDonât hurt me like I hurt you.â
âWe are all homos. Homo Sapiens.â
âFact: I am older. I am wiser. Do not mess with me.â
âThe worst thing about prison was the dementors.â
âI accidentally ran over it.â
âOh, youâre such a blonde.â
âYou walk out that door, and it is over.â
âChristmas is canceled.â
âIt hurts my heart. Hurts my stomach. Hurts my arms.â
âMy sister and I used to be best friends, but we havenât talked in 16 years over some disagreement I canât even remember.â
âDespite being wrong for me in every way, Iâm still attracted to you.â
âBoobs.â
âIâm not falling in a chocolate river.â
âI am ready to face any challenges that might be foolish enough to face me.â
âCongratulations, universe. You win.â
âI donât like him, his giant head, or his beady little eyes.â
âIâm not fine. And no, I donât want to talk about it.â
âSorry I annoyed you with my friendship.â
âDo you still have feelings for her?â
âI want some man meat.â
âSeven out of ten attacks are from the rear.â
âPoop is raining from the ceilings. Poop!â
âI am really proud of you.â
âIâveâŠnever told you that I love you.â
âI can read you like a book.â
âI want to cry, but Iâm not going to.â
âI want the house, I want the picket fence, I want the ketchup fights, and I want the tickling and the giggling.â
âEvery day, for eight years, Iâve brought pepper spray⊠and every day, for eight years, people have laughed at me. Well whoâs laughing now?â
âDonât want it. Wonât open it. Donât need it. Wonât take it.â
âWikipedia is the best thing in the world.â
âPippity poppity, give me the zoppity.â
âWhat, nerf isnât cool anymore?â
âA depression quilt?â
ââŠYou ignorant slut!â
âThis day is bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S.â
âSociety sucks. I donât even consider myself a part of society.âÂ
âSometimes, you just gots to get your freak on.â
âI called off my wedding because of you.â
âProve it. Letâs see your penis!â
âYou would have left me to fend for myself. Like that time we were on the Ferris Wheel, and that kid dropped a milkshake on me, and you just laughed.â
âFor the record, I am not embarrassed at all. It needed to be said, and I said it.â
âDonât screw the pooch.â
âWelcome to Hotel Hell. Check-in time is now, check-out time is never.â
âLove is a mystery.â
âWeâre all unstable.â
âIâm not gay.â
âUm, are you free for dinner tonight?â
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