ⅈ n h e r e n t ℒ i f e

An Independent and Selective RP blog for the character Colt Grice from Attack on Titan spoilers (tagged as "snk spoilers") [Track tags: gricecolt]

[lolakasa]

I was thinking about this kind of crushes that have a talent to piss you off regularly and their way to cheer you up is by just bothering you even more :’v Colt tries to not let that happen to Falco on his birthday at least :’)

[vlinderias]

Falco and Colt

[gricecolt]

okay UM

im just here to say that i was so distraught that i logged back onto this account to just cry

[gricecolt]

starter call!

ooc; hey guys! this is p obvious what I’m doing lol so if you guys want a starter message me on here so we can plot it or on discord (masophikarin 2976)!

[gricecolt]

wooo

ya girl is back lol kind of? i'm a bit out of the loop but i'll be here kind of :))

[gricecolt]

news

yep...going on hiatus to just take a break from everything. my feed is kind of dead and I need to focus on my classes and college application things, but i think around october, i'll come in again and I might disappear until march and again in May, but after that....home free (hopefully) message me on discord tho if you want to like check up on me dudes

[rp-meme-glaceon]

Send "🔜" for a drabble taking place in one of my AUs or Verses

[gricecolt]

starter call!

ooc; hey guys! this is p obvious what I’m doing lol so if you guys want a starter message me on here so we can plot it or on discord (masophikarin 2976)!

[gricecolt]

ooc; just got discordddddd do hmu if you find it easier to chat on there! (masophikarin 2976)

[gricecolt]

✪

As only a handful of people knew or bothered to know about it, Colt hadn’t expected much from the military nor did he expect a celebration for his birthday (but it was his 18th). Not that he minded too much, in his thoughts, as long as his family knew and was at least aware, he would be satisfied with his birthday, but word got out. It was spread amongst the youth throughout the day. 

(He was certain this was the work of his brother or at least someone he knew from a young age, and whatever was the case, he wasn’t about to complain).

So once the evening session of training was over, Colt headed to the hall to get his dinner and go right to bed, but to his surprise, the room had lightened up and out came everyone cheerfully singing a strange rendition of the happy birthday tune. The blonde laughed of course, how could he not?

As they were enjoying themselves and their little “feast“ together, Colt finally had a moment to stand at the side near the door. He was by his lonesome with his brother too busy being with others his age to notice, but he noticed a girl who seemed to be by herself as well. She wished him a happy birthday along with the other trainees. “Thank you, Mikasa,“ Colt smiled speaking up and thanking the younger girl.

[gricecolt]

ooc; I’m offended. It has been 18 hours since it has been Colt’s birthday, and no one wants to spend time with my boo ;-;

[gricecolt]

🐑

“Missy” 

ooc; Colt just call her “missy” in nearly all scnearios i.e. “Now look here missy” “It’s dangerous missy” etc.

[memesbyghost]

Send “🐑” for my character to state a nickname they have for yours / make one up on the spot.

[just-a-normal-ladybug]

Reblog this if you don’t mind doing multiple threads at a time with someone.

[splattermemes-deactivated202007]

“The Office” Season 3 Sentence Starters

Feel free to change pronouns or anything else !

“I think we’re just drunk.”

“You’re really gonna marry him?”

“I gotta win her back.”

“Gay good.”

“Kids, sometimes it pays to be gay.”

“I love inside jokes. Love to be part of one someday.”

“She’s my ex-lover…ish.”

“Any last words?”

“Hug it out, bitch.”

“If I can get them depressed, then I’ll have done my job.”

“You’re not a veterinarian! You don’t know anything!”

“I’m rejecting your kiss.”

“Get in the car, dummy.”

“Don’t hurt me like I hurt you.”

“We are all homos. Homo Sapiens.”

“Fact: I am older. I am wiser. Do not mess with me.”

“The worst thing about prison was the dementors.”

“I accidentally ran over it.”

“Oh, you’re such a blonde.”

“You walk out that door, and it is over.”

“Christmas is canceled.”

“It hurts my heart. Hurts my stomach. Hurts my arms.”

“My sister and I used to be best friends, but we haven’t talked in 16 years over some disagreement I can’t even remember.”

“Despite being wrong for me in every way, I’m still attracted to you.”

“Boobs.”

“I’m not falling in a chocolate river.”

“I am ready to face any challenges that might be foolish enough to face me.”

“Congratulations, universe. You win.”

“I don’t like him, his giant head, or his beady little eyes.”

“I’m not fine. And no, I don’t want to talk about it.”

“Sorry I annoyed you with my friendship.”

“Do you still have feelings for her?”

“I want some man meat.”

“Seven out of ten attacks are from the rear.”

“Poop is raining from the ceilings. Poop!”

“I am really proud of you.”

“I’ve…never told you that I love you.”

“I can read you like a book.”

“I want to cry, but I’m not going to.”

“I want the house, I want the picket fence, I want the ketchup fights, and I want the tickling and the giggling.”

“Every day, for eight years, I’ve brought pepper spray… and every day, for eight years, people have laughed at me. Well who’s laughing now?”

“Don’t want it. Won’t open it. Don’t need it. Won’t take it.”

“Wikipedia is the best thing in the world.”

“Pippity poppity, give me the zoppity.”

“What, nerf isn’t cool anymore?”

“A depression quilt?”

“…You ignorant slut!”

“This day is bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S.”

“Society sucks. I don’t even consider myself a part of society.” 

“Sometimes, you just gots to get your freak on.”

“I called off my wedding because of you.”

“Prove it. Let’s see your penis!”

“You would have left me to fend for myself. Like that time we were on the Ferris Wheel, and that kid dropped a milkshake on me, and you just laughed.”

“For the record, I am not embarrassed at all. It needed to be said, and I said it.”

“Don’t screw the pooch.”

“Welcome to Hotel Hell. Check-in time is now, check-out time is never.”

“Love is a mystery.”

“We’re all unstable.”

“I’m not gay.”

“Um, are you free for dinner tonight?”

[justanotherrpmeme]

Send ✪ to celebrate my muse’s birthday with them.

[coltgrice]

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