Garden of Grievances

If God's the game that you're playing, well we must get more acquainted because it has to be so lonely- to be the only one who's holy. [ Independent Alpha Jade RP Blog; Post SBURB ]

[grievinggardener]

glub. im in a jakey mood so im gonna go on my jake lalonde and actually try and pay attention while not passing out

[thepixieofthearpeggio]

send a ♞ to my inbox

and i’ll generate a random sentence from this generator for my muse to say to yours

[grievinggardener]

i just woke up and i want to go back to sleep

is this what being old feels like????

can i go back to being seventeen???????

also hi there turntechgodkid i didnt miss you on my dash!! except im too tired to check out your blog but im assuming youre dave!!!! so hi!! :D

[thekingandtheartist-deactivated]

Put "Notice me damn it" In my ask if you admire me

[pulsian-pride-deactivated201412]

[ashleigharts]

Just for fun (This will be deleted later)

[adventuringalpha]

Reblog this if you didnt fuck the lava lamps

[emlugosi]

[breakingmacy-deactivated2012040]

Write a Headcanon about my character

[grievinggardener]

If it’s good, it will become official.

[grievinggardener]

im going to go help jake since hes getting in some trouble again with the large crustacean over there in other words ill be back eventually

[grievinggardener]

smacks lips

almost every time. without fail. atentaclebeast are you the fbi am i a good roleplayer are you watching my blogs?????? what????????? im legitimately confused and getting my hopes up and i do not know why...........

[grievinggardener]

ow nevermind i cant ride them now my back hurts dean why  and dont say its because im old

[grievinggardener]

i keep

wanting to 

ride the hoofbeasts

and thats dumb riding the hoofbeasts on the island is dumb and not parent like

[pointy-anime-shades-deactivated]

Reblog if you RP NSFW

I’m curious, and remember that doesn’t just mean smut. It also means gore, violence, abuse and stuff around those lines

[grievinggardener]

+ westrideatdawn

[westrideatdawn]

It hurt incredibly so but… fuck, yeah, it’s totally worth it, they’re both beautiful and alive and healthy and thats honestly all i could ask for right now.

[grievinggardener]

yes, thats all anyone can ask for. for their babies to be alive and healthy and beautiful and there and yeah im really happy for you dawn!!!! :D

[grievinggardener]

+ atomic-melodies, vvaccination

( ´ ▽ ` )ﾉ

hello! and as you can probably tell im on a japanese emoticon site. hehe

[grievinggardener]

+ tallyho-jakeenglish, sixoclockandtimetodie

[tallyho-jakeenglish-deactivated]

TJ: Hello there. Jade, I believe? My fiance told me that she was speaking to you. It’s nice to meet you.

[grievinggardener]

GG: yes thats me!!! GG: oh gosh this is sort of awkward since my you is out running around chasing those weirds lusus looking monsters outside again GG: i mean GG: wow what is conversation GG: sorry ive been on an island for almost three more years and its frustrating haha. um. nice to meet you too jake. and im happy for you and her!!! she seems like a very nice girl!! :)

[grievinggardener]

+ westrideatdawn

[westrideatdawn]

Your baby? Wait, you’re his mom or guardian or whatever? Oh shit…

I know how Ectobiology works but still… like… all things considered you’re his family.

Believe me, it was stressful as fuck. I honestly can’t believe I lived it….

[grievinggardener]

i dont know!!! i think im his grandmother and im fitting into the role well by what hes said. well my timeline jake anyways

and i can see how it can be! but trust me, having a person shoved through your body even with space powers hurts a lot worse im pretty sure

but hey!!! i dont know what having a child from your womb feels like and now im not so sure i want to

[grievinggardener]

+ defiantsummoner

hello there! im jade harley, you are?

[defiantsummoner-deactivated2014]

His radio crackled to life, and the voice of a woman resonated from it. He lifted it and frowned, unused to random messages. He pressed the button and replied. “Hello? This is the Summoner. To whom am I speaking?”

[grievinggardener]

She had finally gotten around to working out these old timey radios that she had found in her timeline Jake's room and to be honest, she was a natural with these kinds of things. When she heard the other person speak, she was astounded and amazed. That was a name of legend! Or, well, legend on Alternia which... was destroyed... "I'm Jade Harley, as I said before. Nice to, uh, talk to you Mister Summoner!"